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The Alpha Experiment: A Free Use Story by Jordan Farcourt
I looked the girl up and down, and for the first time in my life I was actually nervous. About talking to a girl.What the fuck, right? She was so beautiful, and dressed so damn hot, that I lost my cool.Took me a whole five minutes of awkward small talk
I get that sex sells, but really? A damn CPU ad needs a celebrity bimbo endorsement? All that’s gonna do is make me horny when I think about computers, and the tech support team is not hot enough to make that work.
stinyfreeuse: After a hiatus that ended up being waaaaay longer than it should have been, I’m back. Expect 2 captions per day :D Reblog’d for all the free use fans out there, so you’d better deliver ;)
contingencyhf: New Year 2017 Sketch Requests! What better way to end a shitty year than exorcising all the bad juju via jerking off to lewd cartoons?
“…Huh. Don’t see that every day.”My coworker and I watched as the bimbo shoved a cucumber down between her round, drool-glazed breasts and picked up another to suckle on.“Wonder if she’s got any money to pay for those? Should we stop
Last night I had an amazing time with three of my favorite girls: my fiancee Beth, my neighbor Blue, and her sister Pink. I was watching some Grey’s with Beth when–What? No, those aren’t their real names. That would be pretty weird, I mean–I
There’s a sort of “Where’s Waldo” in this pic.
“You guys sure you don’t want a turn?”My brother shook his head. “Nah, man, I’m tryin’ta watch here.”“Dad? I could move the coffee table if you want, let you do her doggie so you can still see the–”“Then how would we reach the snacks,
So last week, there I am, walking down towards the Red Light District. It’s a warm Friday night, I’d just gotten off work, and I was looking for a basic hooker to take home. I’m not planning on grabbing anything fancy; I’m not too big on the extreme
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When I saw the girl walk in, I licked my lips and turned to my boss. “Hey, Saul… I’m gonna take my 15, if that’s okay?”“Sure, go–” He stopped talking the moment he noticed her. “…Uh, sorry, but I was just about to take
After putting in my fifth batch of laundry, I noticed that the bimbo on the other side of the laundromat hadn’t moved since I came in. Always the caretaker, I went over to check up on her.“Hey there, princess. You doing okay?”“Huh?” She blinked
stinyfreeuse: Woah. That was fast. Thanks for the support guys (girls?). Don’t forget to ask me questions or request something. I’ll be answering all night until 3am EST. Come on guys and gals, let’s overwhelm this up-and-comer’s poor
“Huh. ‘Daughter having all the fun..?’ What does that even mean?”My wife followed my gaze. “They’re targeting women who feel like their daughters are taking over.”I snorted. “Seems a little specific. How many people are actually in that
As my boyfriend and I were walking back to the car, we stopped to look at a new ad that’d gone up.After a moment, he shook his head. “Do you think that’s really helping people?”“Huh? What do you mean?”“Well, do we really need to be doing
“Hey, you’re not supposed to be back here.”“Then how am I supposed to fuck that big fat ass, huh?”“You ring the bell. Y’know, the one labelled ‘service?’ It’s a foodsafe thing, you can’t be back here… And we definitely can’t
Step 1: Put the word out that you’re hiring exclusively based on body type and sexual skillStep 2: Get all the sluts who respond to line up outsideStep 3: Send home anyone who shows up in more than a bikini, and anyone who doesn’t immediately bend
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Huh, the billboards are pretty conservative this week. Guess they’re trying to keep things family-friendly for the holiday season?
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I sat there in the rec center lobby, trying to stay awake and look interested as Beth droned on about her work schedule or something.We aren’t really “natural” friends; our sons are in the same swim class, and we’re the only two moms with no
Yes, clothing might be getting pretty minimal, but the big chains are making it work. People will always get excited about their outfit, even if that outfit consists of a couple strips of fabric and some heels.
Alright, so I’ve got a little time on my hands and I’m looking for some feedback. Please send me an ask/PM/whatever and tell me about your favorite captions! Commentary on my eBooks is also very, very much appreciated, as those are what subsidize
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Heya everyone. Like my writing? Want to support me, but you’ve already grabbed one or both of my ebooks? I would really, really, extra-super-special appreciate it if you hopped back on to Amazon and gave it a rating and/or review. My second book hasn’t
“Holy fucking shit…” Becky shook her head, trying not to stare. “Those can’t be real.”“Of course they’re not real,” Tina shot back with a smirk.“No, you dick, I know they’re fake. They can’t be… Like… Actually
“It’s really nice out, huh? I love it in spring, when the weather just starts to turn and–”“Uh yeah, sure. Sorry, lady, but I’m kinda in the zone here.”“Oh. That’s fine, I guess… Can you really not make small talk while you’re
Can you believe I had to lobby the board for two months to find room in the budget for tearaway panties as part of the intern uniform? I mean yeah, they’re a high-end disposable item, but we can definitely afford to take a few thousand out of the body
casual-sex-captions: Putting her phone back in her purse, Charlotte hurriedly stepped away from the man pounding her wet pussy. His hard dick was quickly engulfed in a nearby woman’s throat as he noticed what happened. With an apologetic glance behind
Palace of Sin: A Free Use Story by Jordan Farcourt @ Amazon.com
My wife’s a model, and she’s damn good at her job. The only problem is she’s got a pair of big-ass genetically modified tits, our wedding present from her boob-obsessed father.Well, they used to be a problem, anyway. Now that extreme mods are
