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Believe it or not, in some unfortunate parts of the world they don’t have a bodymod clinic in every neighborhood. Hell, I’ve been to a couple towns in Eastern Europe with no fertility management, where the sex ratios get all out of whack because
To the anonymous user who requested a tutor-related caption: yes, I will 100% do it for ya! Feel free to message me again with some more details you’d like to see in it.Relatedly, if anyone wants an even more custom-tailored free use story, I take commiss
The Christmas Eve tradition at my house has always been a blowjob (or eight) by the fire. I’ve got a wife now, so my mother is off the hook as far as I’m concerned.Still, I like to make her clean up sometimes, for old times’ sake.
Casie’s my new favorite student. Unlike pretty well everyone else, she isn’t from around here, and so she doesn’t play by the unspoken rules of our little puritan town. She’s totally without modesty, and that’s just the sort of girl I want to
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I was wandering around the new neighbor’s housewarming party when I ran into the silliest-looking bimbo I’d ever met. She looked, sounded, and acted like a sexed-up version of a kids’ cartoon character.After slapping her ass a few times to hear
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So I’ve got this free use story I’m finishing up, and I think I’ll release it as an ebook. You guys’ll be able to get some much longer writing for a couple bucks, and I can work a few less hours and make more porn stuff! Win/win.Anyway, stay
After I got my girlfriend a top-of-the-line bimbo upgrade, her performance on the court wasn’t quite… Well, let’s just say she’s a little weighed down.Her career’s doing great, though. Ever since the competitive sports circuit and the entertainment
No copy can beat the original, my man!
Until yesterday, I was the member and mother of a dickgirl harem. Now I’m barreling down the Interstate 90, trying not to swerve into the trailer I’m passing while I blow my load in my oldest daughter’s mouth.…Maybe I should back up a little.23
My daughter knocked, somewhat hesitantly. “Dad? Are you in there? Mom said you wanted–”“Come in, sweetie.” As she stepped inside, I saw it was just as I feared: a full dress with a few modest transparent strips, and even a bra underneath.
“AaaAAAH fuck… Huh.. Hello?”“Hi honey, it’s me. Who’s inside you?”“Jake from across the.. The street. I think he got into his father’s stimulants… Oh God, don’t stop, please don’t stop…”“Wow, he’s really
I never thought my daughter could be so… Dominant… Until we hired on a full-time maid.She parades her around practically every weekend, seeing which one of them attracts more men’s attention. If the maid attracts more cum, my little girl
My daughter was very, very naughty this year… It’s a long story, but suffice it to say that she made every effort to throw her future down the toilet. In lieu of a lump of coal, I decided a full body/mind makeover was required.At first my wife
“…So yeah, it’s kinda like DOTA, but actually good. You know how much I hate those games, so–”“Okay, yes, I’ll try it! I’m coming by on the weekend anyway, just remind me to bring my laptop.”“Dude, why can’t you just come
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“Jesus. Quite the mess you’ve got here, huh? If I wanted to fuck you in a pigsty, we could’ve just used the ditch…”The girl scoffed, nudging a pile of miscellaneous crap off to the side as she made her way towards her desk. “We’re
I don’t know why, but I’ve got a thing for fully-clothed asses. No short skirts, no stretchy thongs, no access holes… When I see a girl wearing some honest-to-God pants, they’re coming off and my dick is going in.It’s pretty funny watching
…I actually can’t afford Fallout 4, so I couldn’t include a high level of immersive detail and polish and stuff in that last caption.Pity me.Oh, also, big props to Shadbase for the amazing pic.
With security hot on my tail, I sprinted out into the mall parking lot and jumped into the first unlocked car I could find. I was so concentrated on bugging out ASAP that it took me a solid minute to notice the bimbo in the passenger seat.“Holy shit!
When I went to stay with my Mom’s extended family last summer, I took aunt Tess to get some adaptive body enhancements. She wasn’t much bigger at first, but we knew that in time it would pay off.As soon as I rolled into town for my next visit, I dropped
Damn, looks like a few of my GIFs are breaking. Maybe I should use more WEBMs!
I know it embarrasses her, but sometimes I can’t help visiting my fiancee at work… If I need to bust a nut on my lunch break and all my coworkers are busy, I don’t have much choice.
No, I don’t HAVE to tear up the clothing of all the girls I bring home, but it’s so much fun watching them walk home without it.Sometimes they (or their idiot boyfriends, or owners, or whatever) are so ignorant on free use policies that
These new soccer uniforms are the greatest thing to come to sports since the Bimbolympics. Lightweight, stylish, cheap… Plus they’ve got so many fans waiting to use them before and after the game, so paint-on jerseys make a lot of sense
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The rec center near my place has one of the few co-ed gyms left in town. Signing up cost me an arm and a leg, and that was after months on the waiting list, but it was well worth the hassle. I can’t remember the last time I saw a girl at there
When my English literature prof starts reading a really good passage, I usually pull out and give her a break. After all, I’m spending so much for these classes; fucking is free and a university education isn’t, so why not pay attention?Besides, she
“Alright, now one with your daughter, Senator. You’re wife’s lovely, but, uh… People will want to know you’re in touch with the next generation, and…”I couldn’t help but giggle. “You mean her ass is better than mine, and you
Now that I think about it, I don’t believe that Japanese exchange student who came to stay with us ever got to actually attend class… Ah well, she seemed happy enough, and she kept my sons busy. I got some extra time with my wife, not to mention
I didn’t want to leave my loved ones high-and-dry when I went to spend a term in Europe, so I bought my girlfriend a ‘futa kit’ so that she could be the man of the family.Last week she sent me this photo, assuring me that she’s having a lot of
Damn, the illustrations in these new textbooks are pretty hot… I can hardly get through a page without wanting a girl under my desk, and when I’ve got homework… Well, let’s just say my sister does too.
Although most women get more than enough action on a day-to-day basis, there are a couple real nymphos who aren’t satisfied with just standing in the street and waiting for a man to grab them.A lot of them end up in a porn cafe like the one just down
Waltzing into the woman’s house, I was surprised to find her sitting on the counter with her jacket unzipped, clearly expecting me.“Oh, uh… Hi there, Miss..?”“Mrs. Lincoln,” she replied casually, pouring herself a glass of wine. “Would