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I’ve got good news and bad news for you all! ChaosMuramasa, noted writer and captioner, is taking a bit of a break. In his absence I will be taking over editing and approving for the Chyoa stories Alternatum and The Choice:http://chyoa.com/story/alt
When free use started to spread across the globe, a lot of people wondered what kind of conflicts the conservative values of religion would bring. While every faith handled the issue differently, for Catholics the solution was pretty simple: as it turns
My latest addition to the Blowjob Universe saga...
On my 18th birthday, I went out on the town with all of my friends, including my big brother. Unlike every other guy I know, he didn’t use me once; whenever he wanted to bust a nut, he just grabbed a waitress or some stranger instead.That all changed
“Uh, I.. Excuse me..?” I turned to see a scrawny teenage boy, jerking his (surprisingly thick) cock nervously. “I was wondering if, maybe, like…”“What?” I snapped, grabbing my coffee. “I don’t have all day, kid. I’m right in
I was out grocery shopping the other day when I ran into my favorite porn star. Well, I guess “porn star” is a pretty retro term these days… She’s more or less just an “actress” now that every prime time television show includes fucking.Anyway,
My girlfriend is the most impatient person on the planet. I can’t even run into the bank without her complaining about the delay for the rest of the night… Lately, I’ve started asking a stranger to eat her out while I do my thing. That buys
“AaaAAAH… Dammit… Slow DOWN Mike,” my wife complained as I pushed deeper into her ass.Mrs. Devry grabbed her hair. “Shut up and let the man take you,” she said with a giggle.“Fuck you.. Ah.. I never should’ve agreed to a lesbian
My wife’s quite proud of making it into a top 10 porno mag… I’m not sure why, exactly, since nobody reads those things anymore. Still, they paid for her boob job, so who am I to judge?I don’t know where my little girl got it into
Halfway through skyping my girlfriend, I saw someone come up behind her and lifter her ass up off the bed. “Hey, who’s that guy?”“I don’t know, Dad or my brother or something,” she replied, with a shrug, not even bothering to look around.“Brother,”
“See man? I told you pregnant girls are hot. Mine is, anyway…”I had to admit, my new friend was right. “Okay, you win. I guess that chick in class today was just plain ugly, huh? That’ll teach me to generalize.”The woman slackened out
“Oh look, another little brat in my house… Lucky me.”I raised my eyebrow at her rude greeting. “I just moved in across the street, so I came to say hello.”“Oh! I’m so sorry, I thought you were just another—““That said,” I interrupted,
“Hey, look over there,” my buddy Ryan said, pointing out the girl at the till. “Isn’t that the chick in philosophy class who sticks her hand up every five minutes?”“Oh yeah, it is! I hardly recognized her in all that
Being an agent isn’t so bad. Performers can be tough to deal with, but they’re usually hot, so shutting them up with your cock is an option. You just have to remember that–Oh shit, I forgot to fix her panties before she went onstage.
My aunt’s always been the monogamous type… Totally devoted to my uncle in every way. No matter how much I get her to satisfy me, she still acts like it’s a big betrayal and apologizes to her husband!He couldn’t care less, of cours
My school’s Chubby Chaser club picked my sister of all people to focus their attention on. They started coming to my place every afternoon, dressing her in skimpy outfits, and then feeding her junk food and weight gain supplements while they took
Every summer, my family meets up at the lake house… The food’s good and the water’s fun, but it’s my cousins I look forward to seeing the most.
I try to send Brian a selfie every time his girlfriend’s sucking me off. Annoys the hell out of him when he’s stuck at work, but since I’m single he has nobody to take it out on… Poor guy. He uses my family a lot, though, so I
When I took my assigned seat and looked over to see this, I knew it was gonna be a good flight. The extra legroom in first class is nice (especially if you want someone between your legs), but the quality of woman you find there is the real bonus.Knowing
I’m headed on a romantic vacation starting today! I’ve left some items in the queue, but content may get a bit slower this week. I’ll be back soon!
I’ve been Class President every year for as long as I can remember. There’s no way I’m losing that title, especially not to that snotty new transfer… Just because she’s got big tits, a tight pussy, a long tongue, and
Mom always told me this day would come… That is, whenever her mouth wasn’t full. “Some day, you’re going to be desperate for REAL companionship; not just another pussy, somebody to love and hold forever.” You know how
