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hellenvess: This is how I imagine the perfect freeuse world to be:It’s a world where sex is seen as something ordinary. People may fuck who they want, where they want, and when they want. Here, sex is always very casual, and it’s common for people
“Hey man,” I called out, stroking my growing erection as I moved towards the pair on the bench. “You mind if I use your daughter’s ass for a bit?”“Wha–Dude, she’s my girlfriend. You really think I’m that old?” He looked up at the
Big thanks to @hellenvess for paying me money to write her stuff. This one’s on me.
It was my first Hollywood party, and I was feeling pretty nervous. After grabbing a drink and finding a wall to lean on, I glanced from side to side and saw…“Holy shit.”Seeing my jaw hit the floor, my friend Marco sidled up next to me. “What’s
After I shouted her name a few times, my aunt appeared in the door to my bedroom. “Morning, slugger. Need a hand?”“Titfuck,” I yawned, throwing the covers aside. “Thanks.”“This is the third morning in a row,” she said, stripping off
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“I’ll have a double bacon–Wait, wait. Turn around for me real quick?”The girl did a quick spin, standing on tiptoe to let me get a better look at her ass. “Like this?”“Yeah, thanks. Y’know, just cancel the whole order. I’m coming
I work part-time as an in-studio fluffer. We mostly do music videos, so people sometimes wonder why we even need a fluffer… Well, those people clearly haven’t watched any kpop videos lately. If I wasn’t so god damn good at my job, they’d
“I dunno, man… I mean, you’ve got some okay stuff in this deck, but it feels like you’re picking cards for the art rather than synergy or anything useful like that.”“C’mon, this is useful! My opponents are gonna be too distracted to
I know most guys bitch and moan about dudes coming into their house to use their girlfriend or wife or whatever. I’ve got… Well, it’s kind of the opposite problem.There’s this guy who lives down the hall from me and Vanessa, and he’s a
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TS: Privileged ParentingBeing a partner at a big law firm can get stressful, but at least I’ve got enough money to keep my household running as smoothly as possible. The kinda problems some people have to worry about, well, I just throw money at ‘em
I was walking with my friend Ian, talking some business as we made our way to our favorite lunch place. As executives at Pearson’s Perfections, our conversation naturally turned to body mods.“Extreme size is gaining acceptance, for sure, but we need
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Favorite group of people to go to the movies with? That’s easy: my best friend Craig and my favorite aunt Nancy. Craig’s known to flake out sometimes, sure, but he always gets his lazy butt to the theater if Nancy or I bring a nice piece of ass for
My wife and I have never been comfortable with the reproductive health care system in our country. Rich, elitist licence-holders and genetically-modified breeders monopolizing pregnancy? It just doesn’t seem right.Still, there’s some hope for the
“Ah, hey… If you keep this up, I’m not going to have any milk left in the morning to feed Stevie.”“Uh huh, and if I were your husband I’d care about that.” The moment I was done speaking, I began sucking on the woman’s other nipple.“A-actuall
My daughter’s always been rebellious, but ever since she (barely) graduated from high school, things have been getting out of hand. She wanted to major in political science of all things… It’s just a few classes at the local community college,
An anonymous user sent in an ask challenging the information in the net neutrality post I recently reblogged. I will not be engaging in that discussion here, since this is a porn blog and nobody got time fo'dat. The only reason I reblogged the post at
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Say what you like about Americans, but their culture sure gets around. Six months ago there wasn’t a Pearson’s clinic in all of London… Now we’ve got plenty, not to mention all the extreme-fit clothing lines and such. That’s globalization for
Alright, so I’m gonna give you a tip, one breeder to another. With your semen production cranked up to 11, you’re gonna need to bust a nut way more than you’re used to. Sometimes you can just jack off any old place, but that gets old real fast.
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deareditorr: ————-NSFW ART RAFFLE—————-How to participate:Follow me and reblog this post (ONCE only) to enter.Winner will get one pic of 2 characters in pencil sketch style.(Yes: Human, human-like: alien, elf, nekomimi, etc. No: anthro.)Winner
Sorry I was late for girl’s night again… That’s what I get for wearing my hottest outfit and leaving my apartment at exactly seven o’clock. I was practically begging to run into that nerdy guy from the fourth floor. He was heading up the
My boyfriend’s studying at a university in a different country this semester. It’s been pretty good mostly… Lots of skyping and texting and stuff. Still, after a few weeks I was desperate to see him, so I had a surprise visit planned for halfway
While I’ve done some futanari-themed captions in the past (biological girls with dicks attached), starting now I might occasionally switch it up and experiment with some more overtly transsexual material.Judging from my feedback, many of you will be
contingencyhf: Can’t stop drawing stupid-curvy MILFs Won’t stop Can’t stop, don’t stop.
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The Alpha Experiment: A Free Use Story by Jordan Farcourt
