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borderlinecat:having an anxiety disorder is horrible because you’re always so agitated and worried and frightened and desperate for help but at the same time you know it’s all ridiculous and instead of telling anyone about it you just hide away in
fatfatties: GOOEY TEAR & SHARE CHEESY BREAD RECIPE
VISIT TOYDIRTY.COM
purrrrha: do you ever just get really overwhelmed because of how adorable someone is like they do something or say something and you physically have to stop and smile because it’s so cute
Did you know:
portraits-of-america: “I don’t think you want to know what I’ve experienced.” “I do.” “How do you feel about child molesters? I killed one. And I spent 17 and a half years of my life in prison.” “Why did
pochamarama: “You think she’s cute? Have you tried telling her?” Yes
ineverfuckednickicauseshegotaman:my kids: sing us a song to sleep me: ok me: I been drinkin….I been drinkin….
earthdad: my goal in life is to be so hot that people can’t pronounce words right when they’re trying to talk to me
alabamasouthernbelle: ri0t-grrl: My biggest fear is that one day my kids will be crying alone to themselves at night and I wont know about it Like me right now
superficialryne: sluttydrunk: I messaged a beekeeper on Grindr to keep up the great work and he said that’s the first time someone complimented him on beekeeping :( Support your local gay beekeeper
yroxis:Personality:I DON’T GIVE A FUCKAnxiety: I do
quotes-and-gifs: Want zodiac posts on your dash? Check out this blog!
alwaystiredandunderprepared: coalls: blink-182 lyrics + snapchat hahahaha love em
alvaroruso13: “Aren’t you too old to play Mario games?“ Me:
that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin
squartmart: white people: this toothpaste is spicy
jaclcfrost:is it okay to smell every single candle when you’re in the candle section of a store? i’m asking for a friend. i’m kidding. i’m not asking for a friend. i was asking for me. and i actually don’t care if it’s okay. i’m going to
febricant: this one’s a keeper
yolonists: when you say “oh my gosh” instead of “oh my god”
lmao = leave my ass olone
mell0wfell0w:lamapalooza: wen u mom com home and mkae hte spageti oh my fucking god
soundlyawake: he has no idea
rubyetc: does anyone else have that thing where their dog is an idiot
Lets Fucking Fight
jaylanun:A zombie apocalypse story where a vaccine is developed but anti vac moms refuse to inoculate their children because the zombie vaccine causes gay autism
anti-ego: Lovin’ it
megvnmvrie: hugo-uk: Hahaha lmao this is me
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Real niggas will never leak the nudes
willurl: just a reminder not to bring your kinks into public, especially with BDSM. that stuff stays in the bedroom. like queerness, BDSM is nothing to be ashamed of. UNLIKE queerness, BDSM is inherently sexual. please don’t get someone to chain you
St¨pid
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whensheawoketheworldwasonfire: deum0s: 💁🏻 😍😍
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rabioheab: has anyone ever actually had a bully demand them for their lunch money ever in history or is that just a myth
hip-hop-zombie:sadboy420:i love the internet. i havent paid for music since 2005
When people ask you why you make science puns:
sacredcannabis: .
Charly
stonedjesus25: chubstr: keviinmeow: This is literally the State Fair of Texas deep fried frozen margarita. I’ll take two. That is not inaccurate
goatwishes: saying “sorry im out of it today” as if im not like this all the time is my fav lie
WASTED KITTEN
LuCidHiPpy
digital asylum
deum0s: I’m funny right
tarandipiity: LMAO
high on life
Base Camp Jubilant
cogging: my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt
Creep
nickbchapin: deum0s: herrera762: deum0s is this you?!?!?! 🙈 Ah yes I love people who steal from my CLIPVIA :))))))) Total BABE!!! 😍😍😍
cringing: i feel so bad for my exes like imagine losing me
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iosaturnalia:apparently you can’t lose your virginity until you get penetrated by a penis so by that logic all straight men are eternal virgins s a c r i f i c e t h e m
