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orgasm: ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME
cosbyykidd: me: *sees porn on the dash*me: this is disgus-me: ….where are my headphones?
termanal-velocity: mojo-king-bee: lumpyspaceequius: THE LOOK ON HIS FACE IN THE LAST ONE LIKE “dad i know EXACTLY what u gotta do” To this day I still have no idea what the fuck they’re eating here BURGER KING ® Chicken Fries ®
unfortunate
itsdangeroustogoalone-takeme: Packed a pretty bowl.
bringbacknightblogging2k15: breelandwalker: retr0philia: fakenasty: instead-of-sighs: lookingforshadows: alice-rabbit: eyebrowgod: eyebrowgod: a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult? 70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to
broccoli-boi: my interests include rough sex and compassion for animals
navanikholin: etsy more like i can’t buy this and i’m upsetsy
Lets Fucking Fight
theamazingycutube: If I ever find myself seated next to zac Efron on the plane I’ll just be quiet till we take off Then i’ll lean over and whisper “We’re soarin’ flyin..”
Base Camp Jubilant
SHOPJEEN.com
mayor-dewwey: arcblader: when you feel like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) AND ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ at the same time and you just go like¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯ fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak emojis stronger
🌑🌘🌗🌖🌕🌔🌓🌒🌑
gifnews: Scientists now think we could find alien life in our lifetimes.
The Dreamer
I'm always a slut for conspiracy theories
koalatea: 10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD.
genki girl
@aliens where are you, i’m tired and i’m ready to leave
VISIT TOYDIRTY.COM
polarity-princess: kitten-pout: this-little-wanderer: speedwag: i used to hate sloths but this has changed something in my heart and i want to say sorry to all the sloths ive insulted Noooooooooooo polarity-princess Oh my godddd!
It's so beautiful when the thirst is mutual.
Not for the Faint of Heart
JWAD$
Anxiety Queen
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oct4ve: donedogeit: kitty so soft the bubbles don’t even pop OH MY GOD
inh4le-kush: i like walking around without shoes when it rains🌱🌿🍃
thelittleblackmermaid: BRUH
shesmokesjoints: I can’t decide which picture I like better 🙈🙈
I don't have the strength to play it twice
goodluckmelbourne: Done by Nat G @ngxtattoo #goodlucktattoo
high on life
rousteing: i’m dying
yung-psych0: 💎 💎 💎
timid: do you ever feel someone getting bored of you and you’re like fuck
sugar & cyanide
creepyyeha: Shop Creepyyeha
lilcthebakedgod: This is what happens when you politely turn down a date. I called the mesa police department. She literally told me to “ignore it, he’ll shut up eventually.” He’s given me 48 hours to change my mind or else he will be making
Life is better on the other side
Slap me then kiss me
e-katara: honestly once you hit like 20+ years old there is absolutely no good reason for you to be fucking around with anyone under the age of 18 in any way that is not completely and utterly 100% platonic.
bakrua: bewbin: Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left
lantur: low key depression:putting off going to bed at night because you don’t want to wake up and do the same shit all over again the next daywaking up in the morning but putting off getting out of bed because you don’t want to face the daymentally