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arkspaddedroom: arkspaddedroom: …some little naughty ghosty is just getting spanked I guess its that time of year again for me to reblog this! ;)
MY NEW ACCOUNT IS KRXS100
lemonfed: g r o w t h
Just peachy
taint3ed: elionking: taint3ed: Being 4’11 is so hard sometimes, for real. Damn, this so true. I remember in 4th grade I couldn’t reach nothing
My Sexy Little World
fartgallery:*baby starts crying at 3am* Wife [sleepily]: your turn Me: ugh… fine Me: *starts crying*
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Nothin Special
tripppydude: Whoever is really meant to be in your life will always gravitate back to you, no matter how far they wander off
best-of-memes: Elemtary school in a nutshell
When you have a bond with someone, it's not easy to leave them alone. You deal with a lot of their shit because you want them in your life.
moved to @rydenxo
tayfangirl: phanimelover: stressecl-out: fatherwayy: cuteautumn: TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!! WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK IN JUNE TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN! It’s really not TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN
unearthliest: Reasons to stay alive 1. Beautiful sunsets
So Jot That Down!
KUSHANDWIZDOM
condom: me: *cums* ok well it was nice seeing you!
Hope you all get paid to do what you want to do.
lilmissskryptonite: babyshyanne: sixpenceee: I was an Air Traffic Controller at Atlantic Municipal Airport, Iowa for 27 years. My first year at the job, I unwillingly went from a firm atheist to a believer By inaaace My uncle and aunt came to visit
humorking: if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you
Fuck off.
homohighness:“u kno what, bro?”“what?”“if i were a cat, i’d spend all 9 lives with u”*clutches heart* “… bro”
Even Infinity is Relatively Measurable
the harder you scratch me the harder I'll fuck you
pale-babes-of-ghetto: –
WASTED KITTEN
thalassophobiaa: wordplayisforeplay: yungclo: He’s seen some shit. Lmao “oh hi 👋🏼” from now on this is my motivation when walking through haunted houses instead of passing out like a punk ass. I remember this episode lmfao he said he
healiing: Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/australia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on
You're a proper little slut, aren't you?
high on life
malignantlyuseless: Tradiciones y Leyendas de la Colonia #969
damsellover: Vintage Halloween
killaidanturner: someone: are you ok? me: [pouring gasoline on myself] yeah why do you ask?
Not for the Faint of Heart
Almost There
surprisebitch: when your whole look on point and you’re trying to get your crush’s attention
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deum0s: I hate watching porn and the girl doesn’t take all of his dick when it’s reasonably sized, like dude stop whining about how big it is and just take it lol
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deum0s: My pants are literally about to fall off LOL
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Things you don’t have to apologize for
Slap me then kiss me
chalriepace: humansofnewyork: “So do you sell drugs?” “No I’m only five” #sounds like something a drug dealer would say
xxojessicarabbitsmind: Me
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