Crazy Stretched Ears (crazystretchedears.tumblr.com)
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bewwbs: someone wanna let me do this??? or???
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♥Scarlette Rose♥
Absolute Babes
modificationnotmutilation: theizmiz: WEIGHTS WEIGHTS WEIGHTS! I just finished these lovelies! All handmade by yours truly! The body and the spreaders are hand cut and formed from 2mm brass sheet, the settings are 0,5mm, 2 handcarved dropshaped sodalite
gay vibes
Yes, You.
Girl Afraid
thrashturbate: cynical-bee: thrashturbate: I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post
eccellenze-italiane: Pizza… by sermatimati on Flickr.
cupcake&unicorns
psychedeliccum: monochromatose: babyminaj: too good nO BUT WHAT IF YOU HAD A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE AND YOU MAILED THEM THIS CARD AND PUT A PLANE TICKET INSIDE HOW FUCKING CUTE WOULD THAT BE reblogging for that comment
lysnk2:
offendedstraightboy: waitingwanderlust: majoras-windwaker: So I cut it with a flat one instead. i bet a lot of people reblog this and don’t understand it son sit down literally everybody gets it
es·o·ter·ic
Set to sail your soul at high tide
REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU 'HEY' AND START A FRIENDSHIP.
All i want is a bottle of Jameson and to eat you out.
Infectious ☁️
basemant: if I don’t get this cake when I turn 23 then there will be no turning 23
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jesliey: homosaurus-rex: homosaurus-rex: It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks
ernoticon: thanks dad
agentwoshington: agentwoshington: ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today ?????????????????????????????????????????????
hobbitts: not stoned, just slightly pebbled
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nalgonaseverywhere: Esperando al Tri. I miss seeing girls in these type of jeans :( lol
moarrrmagazine: cars immersed in swimming pools - Marcello Petisci
snarg: truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
redsuns-n-orangemoons: i-write-wrongs: realest thing I’ve seen in a while this was so amazing. so thought provoking. an eye-opening social criticism.
Thorny Pleasure
mariexvx:
laterovaries: This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.
mariexvx
minimalyzed: replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less
ask-ashestorture-thedemonvampire: sakibatch: altnonfic: Feb 28, 2013 - By wearing different colored hats, over 2,600 employees at Genentech (in San Francisco) celebrated the 60th anniversary of the discovery of DNA holy heck this is brilliant! the
his-high-ness: Float http://his-high-ness.tumblr.com/
hbtheoriginal: thedolab: Do Andy Goldsworthy’s beautiful ice and snow sculptures give you chills? Checked out his work, it is pretty cool.
pleatedjeans: Never skip leg day. [x]
ANTICHRIST SUPERSTAR
brookelynne: rageandnutella: tastefullyoffensive: Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via] damn truths
mahinaalexander: rainbowsaur: andypseudo: grumpygrizzlies: Robin Williams street art tribute off Melrose in LA on 17 August 2014 Whoa. Oh :(
dirtyberd: cyberho: Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! Idk, it has definitely got me places
nvbianprincess: the-goddamazon: salon: And it’s USB rechargeable. WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE Imagine if these got popular how you’d feel seeing all types of people walking around with their vibrating necklaces
😈
nvbianprincess: *stubs toe on couch* *screams at couch* *sits on couch* *forgives couch*
Randompoesss
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filthy humor, dirty gal.
idkrn: hiddleswiggles: That’s good service. We shall never deny a guess even the most ridiculous request..
wolvensnothere: sodomquake: robowolves: trimcoast: orangemuses: I love this post so much my hand slipped with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U” I am re-reblogging just because that was so good I think this one’s an Always Reblog,
wastetheday: Who’s up for a bowl of baby soup?
Destination Unknown