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bang-bxxtch: stillblazzing420
letssharestories: I thought I had a rough day….and here is a pic that puts things in perspective.Syrian boy sleeping between his parents.
samraj108: HOLY SHT I DID NOT EXPECT THIS
comecticut: ericapuff: today at school a boy named miguel jumped up on the lunch table ripped his shirt off (his chest said “be mine”) and started playing ‘careless whisper’ on the saxophone that he pulled basically out of thin air like you
subtotalled: My my would you look at the time…
sexysexnsuch: hush-girl: Christmas decorations go up earlier and earlier every year. ‘Tis the season -J
Iden-titty
annmariexrose: Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
jarrodis: single, not sure how to mingle
the-teen-paula-deen: NEVER LET A TUMBLR USER’S SELFIE GO NOTELESS
poetic: sex is just a hug that involves our genitals
Nobody Cares
nic0ttine: .
ronaldkn0x: if anyone ever tells u that u arent cute kill them
if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe
howtobdsm: How to Tie a Pentagram Harness - KnottyBoys
ohcoroner: sumertabletleri: Çiçeklerin şaşırtıcı şekilleri flowers are bullshit
Spell
greatwhiteprivilege: *accidentally bullies you in an attempt to flirt*
i'm a sad girl, i'm a bad girl
ukrainianbarbiedoll: I can’t wait to have my own house so I can buy cute furniture, get fresh flowers, make yummy meals, and wear slutty maid outfits
junk blogger
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marauders4evr: sauronthenecromancer: the-profuscus: necturusmaculosus: barackohanameansfamily: dannybrony: ask-mrbojangles: bowlingalleymomma: ourlifewithneo-x: Some of these are real good, gonna have to try them. I love this And for #7,
the-goddamazon: cubebreaker: The Rethink Homelessness campaign aims to dispel stereotypes and remind us that the circumstances which lead to living on the streets could happen to each and every one of us. Because a lot of people—mainly motherfuckers
Wanna hear a secret?
DELETING TODay
college-canine: ibetyoushebangslikeafairyonacid: If you don’t feel any need to reblog this unfollow me. Seriously what the fuck you spent money on those donate to a homeless shelter instead you fucking demons
Blue-Eyed Lightning Bolt
ilovecatsalotmeow: thelingerieaddict: Hopeless Lingerie A/W 2013 - “Phases” someone plzzzzz get me something ah
ilymorgannn: methhomework: bblackgoldd: I am so glad I pressed play nicki better watch out OMFG I WANT THIS RECORDED. I WILL JAM SO HARD. MAKE HER FAMOUS
Put "bite me" in my ask if you're sexually attracted to me
totallysighs: me af
Real talk
scorpioscowl: the stretch floral lace high waist brief
ellyosa: thedistantgirl: plagueutopia: in-twilight-realms: It’s back I CANT STOP LAUGHING this will always be my favorite
omgphantastic: cooldadmemes: dntdodrugs: I’m sweating cause this dudes game shits on mine GOD FUCKING DAMMIT not only is this line impossible to pull off but I think my friends hate me
vonmunsterr: i’m going to reblog this every monday until i die.
tastefullyoffensive: Elizabethan Superheroes by Sacha GoldbergerPreviously: If Superheroes Had Part-Time Jobs
tastefullyoffensive: If Superheroes Had Part-Time Jobs by Chow Hon LamPreviously: Superheroes With Mustaches
kad-porastem-bitju-dete: nevver: Our daily bread, forgive us. prijatno :3
ekscentricnost: padalesexy: staceythinx: Sexy space bedding available in the CBedroom Etsy s “My dick game is OUT OF THIS WORLD” ZELIM OVO ODMAH!
netflixblog: when you run out of tissues ;(
stoleyogirl: I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-
porpentine: i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together
disvalue: girls who like being choked during sex are neato
raynarvae: Wow I’m so lonely
The female body is the purest form of art you will ever see.
Road Trip To The Lost World
i-hate-the-beach: first time submitting! cold-andhazyblue.tumblr.com 💙💙💙
lookatmeimafake: holy shit.
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dbvictoria: Add for German home improvement company shows dad doing something special for his goth daughter. (x)
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Similar to the idea of Where's Waldo, a Tumblr page called Subtle Dildo is posting random, ordinary pictures with a special hidden object. Can you find the dildo?
