Crazy Stretched Ears (crazystretchedears.tumblr.com)
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bugflying: if i take long to answer your message it’s probably because i’m 50 miles down my dash
desidere: so in sum: beyonce drops an album with no fucking warning and no promotions laughing in the face of lady gaga’s art pop expenses on the night lorde drops a “secret single” on taylor swift’s birthday when lupe fiasco had planned to drop
fandom-inc: fandom-inc: self positivity is key remember the self positivity orange oh god never mind it tasted like shit
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antichrissy: YEAH, THOR
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baby
missxhorror: la-castafiore: jackadiddlediddle: onyeplaysdrums: Most kids on this website don’t even know what this is That’s a coffee table Omg No, that’s a floppy* table.
MissxHorror
missxhorror: Suddenly, my sex life just made sense.
libertybeforedeath: Once you get a taste of sleeping next to someone, sleeping alone in your own bed really sucks.
17yr: woah calm down im just trying to date your dad
missxhorror: bunnyharlow: crystalsandmoss: thelingerieaddict: Hopeless Lingerie A/W 2013 - “Phases” Hopeless lingerie is all I want for Christmas.Please. Pretty please. Dear Santa, I will give you blowjays for this. Thanks ahead of time. Want
smokingjointswithmileycyrus: smokingjointswithmileycyrus: oH MY GOD I JUST CHOCKED ON MY FOOD
bury-me-beneath-the-waves: /needs a girl like this.
lost & insecure.
tltty: porn logic: wow i spilled my drink on him i better take off his pants and suck his dick
bitterxbitch: spank my ass but also kiss my forehead and tell me I’m cute
f-l-e-u-r-d-e-l-y-s: christopher-ryan mckenney: surreal photography
zbrexx: zbrexx: how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? he gave her a ring
No, Thank You.
Alex ♥
Heidi
bettybowpeep-beauty: agentlemansagreement: grapeson: Rick Ross wearing a chain of himself wearing a chain of himself. Of course he has this. Rossception
cvcisme: If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.
jamescrooks: If you’re not gonna eat her pussy might as well help her paint her nails and talk about boys with her since you wanna act like a bitch.
bellecoquette: Protip: This is the best way to get a thigh gap
angelicpaintbrush: coelasquid: thiocyanat: coelasquid: satanpositive: How to tape up your hands before a fight Useful reference? Let’s go beat someone up! But no seriously, does this prevent pain or something ? What do these bandages actually
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rosiequartz: I thought they only drank coca cola
somewhere out there there's a thrill, i swear
pretty-damn-ironic: This is SO FUCKING AMAZING
Here comes that feeling
Tattoo Babes
Quiet inbox today. Anyone care to fix that?
What?
My Dream Life
gymleaderfrank: barebackinq: Who wants to trade nudes Is that a pokemon
Reblog this if you want a short/long anonymous message saying what they think of you.
Spooning is cute and fun until the neck kissing happens… Then… well, shit gets real.
nicevagina: shitonskanks: Having tattoos and piercings is not unprofessional.What’s unprofessional is turning down an aspiring employee due to superficial reasons and not their skill level or experience. one of the most accurate posts I’ve ever
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did-you-kno: Source
poopflow: people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with
Life's Pleasures
its-arevolution-isuppose: I JUST FUCKING SAID THIS LIKE AN HOUR AGO
My ideal body weight is you on top of me.
too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me
clvbpenguin: it’s ok i have a condom
Lily Moth / Polytela Gloriosae
lovequotesrus: Everything you love is here
