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Everything Is Happening At Once.
magicbuffet: fuckyeahshuthefuckup: Why is flirting a thing? I’m too awkward for this, I don’t want to do this. no words to explain how much i feel this
nursejoy: I wish pants were illegal
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champagne-paradise: kaworushin: wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left
Kristy Lani aka Polly
4gifs: Fresh eggs. [video]
I Luv Tattoo !
livefitdiefit: “No big deal”
thecreatorsproject: This regenerative candle creates a new candle as it melts.
🐾🌿🍕
busket: from89: Ghost Girl (by Kevin Francis Gray) Via man but this photoset ignores some of my favorite things about this piece like this and this it gives it more of a story i think
LUXURY LIFESTYLES
twitter.com/espikvlt.com
wannyy: yup
changing my life around one cigarette at a time
Girl Afraid
tastefullyoffensive: Levels of Protection [via]
kakuzu: how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free
meadowkitten: *points to ur lap* is this seat taken
gillnet: MY SCHOOL IS UNDER GOVERNMENT SURVEILLANCE BY MR OBAMA HIMSELF!!!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!!
Cif-xo
My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re more brave than I am.
Yo
I made some money but I wanna make some more!!
sellmeyour-soul: sex-like-a-nympho: systemofadowny: Do girls (or guys) really send this stuff to their friends? I want to know if anyone has said that about me. yes we do. yup
misscatthief: god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet
I want to tie you up and make you mine ;)
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khaleesmas1: hnxy: khaleesmas1: date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve Yeah that’s right, be a fucking
ladyreddarkness: pitviperofdoom: ultrafacts: 10 Things we will all miss from our childhood.. More facts on Ultrafacts! Oh to be eight years old again. Holy hell, this takes me back. The book fair was my fave. I always bought a journal that I only
Cool Kids Never Sleep
lorrainedakota: Where
curiousillusions: stuckinamini-van: sixpathsofbased: College is a fucked up place Finals fried this kid’s brain so bad that he’s trying to communicate with another plant to get him the fuck out of here before next year’s finals. Plant
flowury: i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe
twostreetsover: erotic-book-addict: Red. Ooooh, pretty!
this is authentic fuckin shit
☽♡☾
antiteen: can’t wait to receive nothing on valentines day
lonely hearts club
Lorna182
phirouzeh: I will never get tired of this picture
I love thongs!
dirtylipss: I’m a very sexual person and I’m not sorry
yesmanworld: halloween cakes
Nature's finest
babyferaligator: babyferaligator: HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE HE GOT ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID “I DONT WANNA BE OBAMASELF”
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♥Scarlette Rose♥
radicaljocy: Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.
sarahkeilman94: when i was little i thought food poisoning meant that someone had literally poisoned your food and one time my sister got food poisoning from mccdonalds so i told everyone at school that the drive thru guy tried to kill my sister
ewok-gia: you are so pretty, I want to choke you while I finger you
ThievesGhosts
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