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crystalcave-rns: ♡90’s retro cyberspace♡
If you do not think this is one of the best scenes in cinematic history, you are wrong.
kimpissable: clevverbot: UH NO. EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO FUCKING MAKE A BURGER FIRST OF ALL, THE PICKLES ARE ALL ON ONE SIDE OF THE FUCKING THING, SO YOU’LL EITHER HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL YOU GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE
♥Scarlette Rose♥
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: soulofthebook: mysharona1987: Some of the funniest book dedications ever. Lovely I cannot stop giggling at these…
shuck-you: When my parents ask why I don’t go out
C H A E
bassfanimation: comedownstairsandsayhello: frecklesandink: momamiaaa: Jellyfish Lake in Palau. Apparently the jellies have lost their ability to sting because of lack of predators in the lake and you can swim with them! BUCKET LIST. WAIT BUT THAT’S
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danceforme-motherfucker: ruinedchildhood: “What kind of cake do you want for your birthday?” Me:
randomguy2015: YOOOOOOOO
type-lover: Script Stidiesby Christopher Craig
A Side Note From Life
fuckmestupid: The most awesome dollar bill I have ever received.
guy: *blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up
phame: son-of-silence: YES OH MY GOD FINALLY ITS A GIF How I’ve felt towards everyone lately
urban-prada: Fucking heaven. ❤️
No, Thank You.
relahvant: thatsmoderatelyraven: wakaflackalypse: my house i would have this house and then the inside would be freakin colorful and awesome on the inside and no one would ever know So it’s real
nevver: The New Inspiration Pad
killakennypoo: went to sleep horny woke up horny :/
My ask box is lonely; send me some anons
cradily: will you still love me when i no longer ball so fuckin hard
gothegirl: I’m so cute why am I not dating anyone
psychedelic-psychiatrist: Ca$h
your bones will shake themselves from your skin
Quotes from Books
PrettySick
Reading G☯ddess
realitytvgifs: I’m doing this the next time someone won’t put their phone away at dinner.
kamasitra: Bela borsodi
i-am-momo-senpai-and-i: tHAT RESPONSE WAS SIMULTANEOUSLY METAL AND BUDDHA
Randompoesss
Cool Kids Never Sleep
Heidi
scars-behind-my-smile: Depression Blog <3www.brofist-metalgirl.tumblr.com
justwantlove4ever: 🐙 ahhhhh 😍
Feeling down, wish I could hang out with someone that doesn’t know me at all
noahbabcock: Custom #titanium 7/8” teardrop eyelets designed by me and built by #anatometal
chezzr: people—are-strange: 89mb: bunnxyo: I’m the kind of woman that you wanna take home to your mom but I’ll give you a blow job on the way there. my kind of woman me. 💁
onesubsjourney: funniestpicturesdaily: Prepared a teddy bear gift yesterday for my gf, and now it looks like this Ted!!! Noooooo!
fadedfuckinfaded: weddin vows: got dam u thicc…..
نسرین
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angelicroses: stunningpicture: In Colorado, snow during the month of May can lead to some weird things. Meanwhile, here in California, people are literally sweating enough to bathe in a tub of sweat.
starlingchildgazingatthestars: jedavu: Artist Creates Incredible Realistic Drawings On Wooden Boards by Singapore artist Ivan Hoo What sorcery is this?! O_O
c-acogen: this is the most relatable thing i’ve ever seen in my life.
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Destroy what destroys you.
svilcrmoon: madukilla: heavenly-things: iconics: inhrtswake: confictus: ignorantarts: delicatepoetry: you’ll regret me like the tattoos on your skin3.18.14 DEEP OH MY GOD ouch oh This the kinda shit I need to see more often fuck this
rosebudmo: Say yes to both. It’s a game changer.
lovequotesrus: Everything you love is here
Nobody Cares
crunchthedestroyer: askjeansplice: angelclark: ENDLESS ELECTRICITY: Here’s A Way Of Turning America’s Roads Into Gigantic Solar Panels There are about 31,251 square miles of roads, parking lots, driveways, playgrounds, bike paths, and sidewalks
worlddelevingne: cara hahahaha
stability: most important post on this website
alien princess
c1tylight5: Misty walk... | Charlie Joe
tnay4eva: I feel the need to re-post this every couple of years. This is one of my favorite tattoos. When people see it for the first time they think I just like to write on my hand. They don’t realize its a tattoo until they see me again and it’s
