I have a drinking problem. (codymossiemoe.tumblr.com)
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I support the confederate flag
Reblog if your best friend is pretty.
gvbriieel: Craving
20sidedmom: therisingofdawn: dirtyheathen:renewinglaurenjane:Do me a favor okay? Stop trying to go back to who you were before. Before you were raped, before you got sick before an eating disorder took over your life. stop trying to be who you were
The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy
Deal With It
y'all gonna hate me when i get my shit together
pizzaaftersex: Pizza After Sex
owakolf: Nature Blog
4gifs: House cats don’t know they are house cats. [video]
koblala: jayrockin: Snowflakes are actually the perfect metaphor for people. Each one IS unique, but we all have the same structure and are pretty similar in spite of our differences. And really, with as many around as there is, aint no one gonna notice
cinematicsymphony: This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.
albertothechihuahua: this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
This Too Shall Pass
babyanimalposts: feeling down? you need this baby animal blog in your life!
Kitties and Titties
Breath Taker
FIRST CLASS GREEKS
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The Devil & God Are Raging Inside Me
ziaforlan: This guy’s got no chill whatsoever haha
dope-kulture: 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 A condom that changes colour when it comes into contact with sexually transmitted infections has been invented by a group of school children. The ’S.T.EYE’
patrik-star: when your best friend’s pet snail only wanted to be with you because of the cookie you had in your shorts pocket
feministnightwing: kalliente: Hospitals are so weird, likeon one floor a woman is bringing a new human life into the world while the father of her child looks onand on the floor below her a frat boy is getting a wiimote removed from his butthole i
gayisthenewokay: bookavid:fuckyeahloldemort: just-shower-thoughts: If woman only got pregnant when they orgasm, teen pregnancy wouldn’t be as much of a problem. most of the pregnant women would be lesbians #shots fired i SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING
Short, Slutty, & ready to Party
coolhandofagirl: security called me at work today and told me they saw me outside chasing a frog around on the security cameras. i wasnt in trouble they just wanted to let me know they saw me. i didn’t catch him.
girlwithalessonplan: heliosapollo: losed: A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN yes hello i am here to learn geometries That crow is more prepared than some of my students.
lactoria: hey you *pokes ur cheek* you sure are cute
hannnahkaitlyn: Victoria’s Secret is killing it🔪
hannnahkaitlyn: New underwear I got today
the initiation
scntrx:
marxvx:never underestimate how much cleaning your room will unfuck your head
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I'm Pretty Good At Drinking Beer
*eats you out as a friend*
lovelyironself: Trade Snapchat Usernames @ http://bit.ly/SnapchatSwaps
myfeetareturningblue: animal-factbook: Cats are sometimes employed to check on sick humans at night, ensuring that they are still alive and well. For example, patients who have gotten concussions need to be woken up at night and so the family will hire
gaynaya:gaynaya:queensbian: What was Zeus’s stripper name? Greece Lightning. It has been over a year since I’ve made this post now, and I swear every single fucking day I get notifications out the ass with you shits reblogging it. Let it die.
Nothing To Lose, But Everything To Gain.
nik0n-tim3: c4liforniawbu: banana-soul: survivor ~ if you don’t reblog this I’m judging you I’m glad you are here.
dont EVER let tumblr make you believe that:
republicana-usa: Waiting for the Liberals to get triggered….
thelastmellophone: espurr-roba: consultingmoosecaptain:dalekitsune: the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you
sasymptote: gracielovesjesus: If fetuses could talk they would say “please Mommy don’t kill me!” but they can’t talk. or think. they have no concept of existence, let alone death. they have no fears, no desires. your statement is irrelevant.
democracyisdead: redditfront: A little bit of electrical tape can make a day precisely the type of content I’m looking to see on my dash tbh.
psychedelic-giiraffe: I thought I was the only one that did this.
doloresd3: Red Hot Nickel Ball vs Block of Ice
dieharddiesels: Tiffany Blue
🌞aleander🌙
I have no clever title.
Yesterday is history, Tomorrow a mystery.
plantare:quick, make out with me…uhh…for the aesthetic
tugbutt: ohshititsgreg: *friendly boner* broner
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