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sodomymcscurvylegs: Navy SEALS.
hey-sass-butt: Fool me twice…
hey-sass-butt: Fool me once, shame on me.
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wickedkhaleesi: wickedkhaleesi: wickedkhaleesi: The public’s version of couples showering together is so misleading. Here’s a list of things i’ve ACTUALLY done in the shower with my boyfriend : • sang and harmonized parts to centuries by
tinybro: so we have a conversational safeword in my group of friends and it’s great, idk why more people don’t do this. whenever someone wants a subject to be dropped immediately no questions asked we just say “spleen” and we stop immediately
igotsthebassthatboomboombooms: hersheywrites: touch-ifyouneedto: vrvong: And my ass can’t even get a text back LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Just for the caption. Lmao. 😭😭😭😭😭
Nothing To Lose, But Everything To Gain.
theres-about-a-dozen-of-me:just-shower-thoughts:It’s strange how the the brain doesn’t register a second ‘the’ when written next to another ‘the’.hold up My brain ain’t got time for your studdering ass…
jxnc: fruitcrocs: not even fuckin risking it at this stage I’m not even in school but I can’t risk it
cornchipz: awkwardcontent:Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. some people never develop beyond
gatorguts: audible-smiles: we bred wolves until they were dumb enough that they needed us and now we film them while laughing about how dumb they are and I kind of love it the noises omg
rneerkat: “i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”
betterwhenaked: this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt i’ve ever seen
dulect: when people say years young instead of years old
dead inside.
Goin Johnny
vebbon: samsteved: they wanna be shrek and fiona so bad Well, I’m never going to unsee this so I might as well inflict it on as many other people as I can.
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blasian-aesthetics: 😂😂😂😂😂
The signs in the squad
wrestlingisbest: Apulum Roman Festival, Romania
yesivega: At the end of the day, I sleep well at night and that’s all that matters
omgpoetry: this is funny like really, really funny Damn it Mike Tyson.
omgpoetry: this is funny like really, really funny
megadragonmaster:translation: go fuck yourself
egberts: egberts: why is your nose in the middle of your face because its the scenter
if you racist you ugly case closed
I have no clever title.
When you're in Rome and you release your mixtape
what-a-hullabaloo: black–lamb: illumahottie:Happy black history month! LMAAAAOOOOOO
Not sure whether to use ‘affect’ or ‘effect’?
Kitties and Titties
inabasket:elasticitymudflap: i can never face my family again You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?
fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun: mollaythesassay: king-under-hobbiton: My promposal! 10/10 best thing I’ve ever seen the one dude who had headphones the whole time
rin-matsuokas-hips: conductoroftardislight: heartofalifer: SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF
holmesfan:weregoingtojackson: i will always reblog this because its my most favorite thing ever. lol his face is like ‘i have just been given a gift’
psych2go: khylee: Psychology is a beautiful thing. Interesting!
icavein: This makes me so happy.
lost96soul
tessie-riddle: mollaythesassay: You’re not hardcore unless you live hardcore wow that’s a big squirrel
sec0ndhandl0vers: thenewtgingrich:johnsegbert: princeowl: bedabug: shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible macklemore is writing a song about shrimp rights as we speak when i was in the third grade
muffinisnotonfire: duskbird:it’s scary how many people think they want to die when really they want to start living this is so accurate im crying
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heliolisk: mvngspcs: swolizard: The reason some girls wear make up.. “so check this contour.” D E A D WHO IS THIS??? BRING THEM TO FAME! I’m glitter AF…
Not A Saint Not A Serpent
babyanimalposts: feeling sad? you need this blog on your dash!
lipstickstainedlove: actionables: look at this picture when you see it, you cannot unsee it it’s a woman PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT A WOMAN it took me 5 minutes to find her I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT
willderness: letskeepthisasecret-babe: LOOK HOW HAPPY HE LOOKS what an ass
darebearlee: peggxcarter: I scrolled for an explanation and found none I’m so confused and scared.
highkeygay: when fergie was like ‘are you ready for this’ in the beginning of london bridge i truly wasnt
pitmother: i live 4 this It’s time he has been reincarnated…
pitmother: i live 4 this
