I have a drinking problem. (codymossiemoe.tumblr.com)
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lovemelikeyourlaptopcharger: kingpinnn: I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND I laughed so hard I almost gave birth to my diaphragm fuck
lovemelikeyourlaptopcharger: beauxbatons: oh my god i’m fucking sick of this generation’s mentality that your sadness is beautiful and somebody will fix you and all this fucking john green shit nobody will find you in a bookstore reading bukowski
Reblog if you want "have you ever" asks.
Kitties and Titties
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magicalunicornx14x: pleatedjeans: 25 of the Most Mildly Infuriating Things Ever THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY
fur24: ravenclawssaywhat: this-is-horrorwood: hey-how-ya-doing: oomshi: do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely do i like you or do i like that you like me do I like you or do I like the idea of you do i want to be in a relationship or do
humorking: every time i feel down i just remember
fuck-benedict: fuck-benedict: OH MY GOD MY PARENTS JUST TOLD ME THE STORY OF HOW THEY STARTED DATING ok so they worked together in a town called abbotsford and my father had a crush on my mother and one day he asked her “nice bum where ya from”
The Devil & God Are Raging Inside Me
FAAAACKKKK!
Short, Slutty, & ready to Party
Simplicity
codymossiemoe: marlianguisette: drunkenbruises: brofisting: coblynau: sports this gif fixes sadness *kiss* *kiss* *smile* *boop* World War everything ended. I’ve never smiled at 2 guys kissing before happy this was the first.
chrishemsperf: chrishemsperf: I’ve been laughing at this for 50 years each note is another year i will be laughing at this
dictatorofbutts: I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO
fairycrutches: this is actually my favorite gif on tumblr
mydeaddog: hey kids wanna buy some weed
This Too Shall Pass
tastefullyoffensive: How October Jones Passes Time on the Train Related: Subway Snapchat Art
virginsacrificer: i see you driving round town with the url i love and im like fuck you
Looking For Aleksandra
midesko: Sometimes I see kids and don’t want them but then I see stuff like this
clockworkwillow: usernamesarefornerds: 3D PRINTED MEMES THEY HAVE INVADED THEY PHYSICAL REALM no
classyhats: digg: This is what fireworks look like in the day time. why doesn’t this have more notes holy shit
trappedinadiamond: so I’m at a gas station getting RED BULL AND THE GUY INFRONT OF ME IS TRYING TO GET CONDOMS AND HIS CARD GOT FUCKING DECLINED AND THIS LITTLE OLD WOMAN BEHIND ME WHISPEREd “he just got cock blocked by visa” I FUCKING SHAT MYSELF
multipack: *hits bong* *bong starts crying*
boatany: my sister proposed to her girlfriend last night and she keeps making jokes about being engayged
Finally…some closure in my life.
will-lift-for-food: note-inthepages: shredded-sorostitute: note-inthepages: shredded-sorostitute: ARNOLD GOES UNDERCOVER AS A TRAINER AT GOLD”S GYMHAHAHA HOW HAS THIS NOT SHOWN UP ON MY DASHBOARD?! This is the best thing I’ve ever seen haha
lunchboxer: That feel when you finally move into an apartment. Just my bro and I, so much freedom, so much room for activities.
the initiation
nothingcorporate: opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant
personalitey: hey send these to cuties on valentines day or any day!!!! let the whole world know they’re cuties
it’d be nice to get a “hey i’d fuck you” every once in a while
Cat: Did he dead? Oh…He is breathing
tastefullyoffensive: [via]
ioweyouasoul: LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS SEE THIS WEBSITE? ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” AND IT GIVES YOU
skatings: perfect date: pizza weed house alone sex girlfriend nap
mikefuentes5150: throwing-lego: officialunitedstates: FACT OF THE DAY: zebras’ stripes are not always black and white. sometimes they are black and orange this is a giraffe That’s clearly a narwhal.
tastefullyoffensive: [lizclimo]
christowitch: mazerin: There’s the “I believe in Jesus” Christian and then there’s the “Dinosaurs never existed and Pokemon is evil” Christians.
thegreensanitarium: sees cute animal
thurdsay: im so annoying kiss me
marlianguisette: drunkenbruises: brofisting: coblynau: sports this gif fixes sadness *kiss* *kiss* *smile* *boop* World War everything ended. I’ve never smiled at 2 guys kissing before happy this was the first.
knightscrest: Ur what we in the scientific community call “a lil bitch”
r2–d2: Midnight by (John Harrison)
I got so much soul in me that I'm barely alive
basedpiccolo: Still one of the livest gifs on this bitch
floralinfinity: dusted-moon: orguns: fyeahblackhippy: sarahvisualart: The latest Banksy I wanna meet him. Same I legit love this guy. I have a massive book of his works at home. best