I have a drinking problem. (codymossiemoe.tumblr.com)
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bussykween: when he complains about your head game
deep-sexts: follow for sexual texts
rosycheeksandlovelylips: ╰☆╮Makeup/Girly/Fashion blog╰☆╮
psychedelic-giiraffe: insanecunt:morticiaandthediamonds: date someone who loves your belly this is important codymossiemoe :*
FIRST CLASS GREEKS
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blasian-aesthetics: drwannabe: god, this. 😞
ruinedchildhood: god is dead and we killed him
It’s funny how feminists want men to show more emotion
runawaygun: riidaroku: Marines Infantry Get fucked glow belt
captaiinmarvel: when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
dynastylnoire: ohvelveteena: premiium: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: walkingmyhellhound: If I’ve learned anything from video games, it is that when you meet enemies, it means that you’re going in the right direction. that’s really inspiring holy
book-caps: Reyna Biddy
I got so much soul in me that I'm barely alive
vinesnow: why am i laughing so much - more vines
pandaaamonium14: How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying
Deal With It
zubat: I haven’t been on a date in… a while.
central-wasp-monolith:I love seeing dads portrayed as literally anything else other than a useless dumbass like on commercials. Dads are fucking awesome, get with it america.
punk-rock-castiel: your-grandmah: day 23: they still think im one of them I stared at this picture for like 5 minutes and then i concluded that the different one was the last one because of the chinese letters
mma-gifs: RFA 26: Marcus Edwards vs. Thiago Alves
catsbeaversandducks: The perks of being a wildlife photographer.
kink-muffin: dungeonpoetry: barfofvenus: obviousplant: Renamed paint colors. Pure brilliance✨ Yellow, is it me you are looking for? craven2bmore
comfychairs11: bandtenpizzahut: imnotveryfunnybutpleaseloveme: kingcroacus: googlehomie: hey man I haven’t heard anything from Beethoven in a while is he on hiatus or something beethoven hasnt heard anything in a while either Too soon HE DIED
just-shower-thoughts: Every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death
babyanimalposts: feeling down? you need this baby animal blog in your life!
Strumming My Own Chord
zackisontumblr: haramheaux: zackisontumblr: this is the money minaj, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!! I just found Ū in my pussy omg!!!! see it really works!!
This Too Shall Pass
allyouhavetobeisswift:lilykatelynnnn:acabosetotal:harukami:gothiccharmschool:seananmcguire:kanayahavethisdance:Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m
wrestlingcrocs: satanictaco: me on my way to steal your man what the fuck was this show
dktallen23: priestmahad: I’m deleting if somehow in the future they can put videos on gravestones this is what I want.
Telling white people to not have pride for our American ethnic background because we fucked up a few time in the past is like telling the Germans “hey you still can never love your background or history cause you fucked up that one time with that
willyoulovemeh: I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.
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Kitties and Titties
fuckyeah-nerdery: cranzerries: cranzerries: I dream to someday run a companies twitter Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?
Little Miss
blasian-aesthetics: TYBG
pacificrimlick: Cosmo Sex Tip #4565345 If your partner asks you to be louder during sex, seductively say, “GUH-HYUK” in the voice of Goofy, as loud as you can.
I have no clever title.
The Devil & God Are Raging Inside Me
meatbicyclevevo: orlandobloomfistmeintheass: mausspace: weirdtrip: he looks so pleased “oh look. look at this apple. it me” horf horf horf what the fuck is horf horf horf horf
shota-pop: when you genuinely like and care for someone but can’t express it without being weird
me before giving a bj
copperhead-road: deaththreat: The best kind of alcohol is a lot. Amen.
reblog if you dont have a bra on
Short, Slutty, & ready to Party
I'm Pretty Good At Drinking Beer
