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stephaniealive: alecats: books are just dead tattoed trees That’s metal as fuck
riyal: let’s just watch movies in just our underwear and kiss a lot
marchcronus: adventuresingay: Finally I can wrap my phone around my cock, set it to vibrate and call myself. THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR.
thistimeitsuptoyou: We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time…. This guy knows his shit on how to kiss a girl.
alligator-tears-run-over-you: carlboygenius: Rainbows: with Tornado & Lightning The gays are angry
Short, Slutty, & ready to Party
Kitties and Titties
Taylor’s thoughts: *I sprawled but yet im still on the floor????Jordan’s double: (*quiet laughs in the distance)
smackmybeanwithyourpeen: new spicy doritos locos tacos
I have no clever title.
chiefsimba: Bruh if this don’t have over a million notes…
sharramoon: slurpingiceamericano: theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf
youareanenigma: jailor: THESE ARE MY FAVOURITE DOG PICS auntialli
nadiainwonderland: I just want to be a stripper for one full week and see how much money I can make. Ill throw you a few bills :)
nadiainwonderland: I just want to be a stripper for one full week and see how much money I can make.
exclusive
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guy: autocorrect is such a fucking who’re
teenscoolest: You call me your friend??? Where were you when my post got 0 notes??? WHERE were you!!!???
yourfavouritecharacter-isdead: please don’t unfollow me here have a snickers you get a bit delusional when you’re hungry
robby-the-bobby-slayer
darrenstummy: the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
kushandwizdom: Good Vibes HERE
andrewbelami: foodtrucker: I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous holding a really sharp knife to their neck usuallly does the trick for me
parachutesx: sky-media: this is my favorite line in the history of ahs always
chubby-nerfherder: I still only see penis in all of these….all of them.
Nothing To Lose, But Everything To Gain.
untexting: I want to have the cutest relationship with you.
engage-with-zorp: the-rainbowsaurus: jethrocane: walrus-in-the-tardis: youcantbreakthatwhichisntyours: ambiguous-ash: merrymishas: engage-with-zorp: I majored in gif making. More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass But you lost all
blackhulkling: tallwhiteman: Krillin’s signature move So messed up
jaylowman: This otter was attacked by a crocodile, fought back, and had him for lunch. Fuck the system.
svvords: u can stop being attractive now give me a turn
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quickscopingbodybuilder: Don’t be that guy we all make fun of
meladoodle: *throws coins at strippers really hard*
The Devil & God Are Raging Inside Me
blondesquats: deadlifts-and-donuts: Gets me every time. rageturtleswag I thought this was you😂
The world is just a mean disgusting vile place and it will either make you or break you, you choose…
This Too Shall Pass
vee-marie11: femi-ninja: elluvias: heterophobicgoat: stupidandreckless: NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART
Tastefully Offensive
World's Most Motivational Photo's
danger in the club
febricant: adhoption: river-b: motherfuckinoedipus: abnels: memeguy-com: You win this round cheese actually that is a rectangle cheese [oxford comma laughing in the distance] [vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]
bled: Let’s watch a horror movie so I can get scared and ride your dick for comfort
eurstillacunt: Meep
lionpuppy: Volcanic Iceland | Gunnar Gestur
vee-marie11: Im so mesmerized