I Am So Many Things (chinchillaontoast.tumblr.com)
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satan-herself: Me
revolvermonkcelot: I’m terrified of this culture I see on tumblr which dictates that if a person does something wrong, or makes a mistake, or displays a moment of ignorance they are trash and worthless and deserve to be torn to shreds. A human being
gotitforcheap: Me: damn Michael Jordan what kind of spread did you put on this toast? it’s delicious. Michael Jordan: space jam, haha just kidding, it’s regular jam, just having a little fun in the kitchen with friends.
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berningsensation: When people try to tell me a ů.25/hour is a living wage When people try to tell me we can’t afford a single payer healthcare system When people try to tell me we don’t need police reform When people try to tell me green energy
kirkocobain: jazeth: sufdadstevens: A bulldog named Otto just broke a world record by skating through a 30-person ‘human tunnel’ in Peru. he tried so hard and succeeded This is so pure
diet. fitness. health.
panicatthedonewithurshit: buutyeah: better days are coming better days are coming better days are coming better days are coming better days are coming better days are coming better days are coming better days are coming better days are coming better
Aubyrn
pumpkinappearifier: darrynek: is this supposed to change my mind because it didn’t
oboebandgeek99: heckacute: If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth. Why
When people give Elsa crap for being "too sexy" for Disney
upclosefromafar: bekkathyst: I just spent 20 minutes arranging my beads in a (kind of) rainbow even though I have a fair tomorrow that I will be selling at and I have a ton of work to do 😅 I’m really good at procrastinating. At least it made a
likeafuckinlife: The most accurate shit ever
baetoul: sweetjuice-deeproots: blackgirlmonopoly: now this…. this is POC solidarity Why is this so universal though?? like was this a trend when our grannies were young? this and rice is what unites us all and i feel we should build all solidarity
MadDawgThePimpDaddy
ISIS wants us to hate all Muslims. Literally, look it up: That is one of their main goals. Me, personally? I’m not one to give into give crazed, rapist, sick cult members and let them have their way.
thestylinsoncrew: Terrorism has no religion!
gogomrbrown: He’s dead right and while they have focused on demonizing Russia,Iran,Syria and North Korea the real danger grows stronger hourly.
fiftythreecrimes: Please remember that ISIS and other terrorist groups want you to hate all Muslims and refugees. They enjoy watching people generalize all Muslims as terrorists. They enjoy the attacks innocent Muslims face after a terrorist attack.
napalmstickstokids: so you’re telling me a banana nutted in this bread
only1600kids: remember when trump was a nice person? yeah me neither reblog if you’re not donald trump
Embrace You
Did I not say this?
Grab her booty with a lil part of her pussy with it.
joshbythebeard: Me.
oakbfb: New pink underwear is always a good thing
jinkxalicious: jinkxalicious: jinkxalicious: my mum started shouting at me for wearing makeup and she kept calling me a faggot so I just started taking selfies in front of her lmao sorry for bein the prettiest boy in the world Thank u for all of
repeat after me:
reblog if you have a really nice dick.
deebott: I am fucking gorgeous.
Cadence Gets Naked.
Tumblr I’m drunk so here’s some butt pics love you 😘😘💖💖
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animal-factbook: Dog owners please be aware.
"How do I know if my nudes are good?"
cuntinfection: Stressed, depressed, and scantily dressed. ‘Stressed, depressed, and scantily dressed.’ Life motto right there folks.
You can always ask for my snapchat yall I just might give it to you. 🍩🌸🍩🌸🍩
v-a-d-e-r-s: I’ll never turn to the Dark Side.
That's what I do, I drink and I know things
Lol @me
I love the Sanders gang
the-marvelous-adventure: A little something-something for you by yours truly! Inspired by @gracedchin (basically I made her art into a graphic for my friend’s birthday because my friend liked it so much!)
akllljoy: why can’t i be mentally chill instead of mentally ill
clarkesg: justinlfrancis: clarkesg: don’t tell me you can’t use physics in your daily life, once I realized that the marshmallows in Lucky Charms are less dense than the cardboard cereal they reside in, I figured out that stimulating motion (shaking
the-marvelous-adventure: New jeans
niggablvd: There is something so unbelievably refreshing about meeting individuals who are on the same life frequency as you. Everything feels effortless and natural. You just vibe, it’s fucking beautiful.
Holy FUcK
crimsonbehelit: lynzeestaussofficial: looks like we’re in for a *ruff* landing lmao
thatsthat24: jeweledroses: gentle-twig: eat-me-out-oppa: This got rid of my anxiety temporarily?? i love whatever accent this is I like to imagine that this is what all news is like in Great Britain. I just learned Benji has turned one year old.
can u not
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archatlas: Nikolai Tolstyh
nyapping: beta-tapes: What would you do if you knew you were dying in your sleep tonight?
chinchillaontoast: 💋
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