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glamstructed: fiercebadrabbit: audible-smiles: end0skeletal: Orange Painted Bat a Halloween When my sister was very little she made a sign that said Happy Halloween. Only she didn’t know how to spell Halloween. So she wrote Happy The Bat instead.
loserstfu: This is why we have the Internet.
matthewsagan:
Hakuna Matata
prettyboyshyflizzy: spoonmeb: gimmekurtisconner: a conversation with god. “You seem like a cool guy” 😂😭😭😭😭 This was a masterpiece
jcmeskirk: who else is terrified about finding out whether or not your rights and safety are going to be jeopardized in 7 days lmao
be bold. be strong. be more.
fightingfarmgirl: dearbody: this is the best post i’ve ever seen I constantly need to remind myself this.
veryfemmeandantifascist: blackgirlshit: blackmattersus: One more victim of police brutality. According to the information from the media sources, Michelle Shirley, who was bipolar, was shot by the police when she rammed into the police car. However,
1337tattoos: Matteo Nangeroni
ultrafunnypictures: Bats illuminated by lightning
iamnotsebastianstan: the fact that once a year we just put the clocks forward an hour and say that’s how it’s gonna be for 6 months, and then put it back an hour and say that’s how it’s gonna be now is actual proof that time does not exist and
unexplained-events: sashayed: oh god you guys oh god oh no boo boo is so little can someone in NYC be her halloween miracle Hey everyone! I know this isn’t our usual content but this kitty in Manhattan is scheduled to be euthanized tomorrow (10/31),
npd-karamatsu: fatcrybabie: watersport5: “What’s wrong?” [three birds outside and one of the birds is laying down sadly] bird: “what’s wrong? want a kiss?” [bird proceeds to kiss sad bird with small kissing sound] @irl-neo
Brains, beauty & booty.
i-m-snek: alicebarnousky: Everything you need in one spot
kyssthis16: hoodoodyke: cc-videos: bewildrd: same tbh Parrot: What the fuck. What the FUCK. What the fuck. Same. Pretty much
hurricaneclouds: i support girls anger. i support girls who yell. i support girls who get called bitches and cunts at parties because they’ll swear at guys who won’t leave them alone. i support girls who don’t believe in second chances and cut
twitterlols: brock turners neighbors are not playing at all
MadDawgThePimpDaddy
masterkittens:
WORDS N QUOTES
and so it goes
koininaritai: x
deadlysick: R.I.P to all the friendships where we acted like lovers at some point, and now we barely talk. …..
canadianslut: Merry fuckin Christmas where is the hard liquor
litanyofexcuses: Friendly reminder to check you’re not holding tension in your body. Let your shoulders drop, unclench your hands and jaw. Take a deep breath. Much better.
methodguy: pussyriot: x3: your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly And yet you offer yours.
neverbeensimpleminded: dickzoned: aidadoesdoodles: billshitposts: ghara2: lily-d247: afatblackfairy: sniggadoodles: lisa-beignet: theincognegra: This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way “I’m getting back in line.”
itsybitsypetesysmj: breelandwalker: breelandwalker: guyver: circle-system: rudelyfe: lotusxyz: rudelyfe: Reblog so you make enough money to cover your bills . #luckymoney And more more money left to save and spare🙏🏾🤑🤑🤑🤑 Amen
claimed-clams: fartgallery: what crime did this tree commit to be put in tree jail Treeson
thugilly: Drag them, Tyler!
commongayboy: When Bernie Sanders snatches Donald Trumps wig
radjew: if you buy me cute underwear i’ll model it for you
bikinipowerbottom: billiamswheatdown: ladygagarbage: when you masturbate twice on the same day When you finger yourself while masturbating when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs
neo-soulless: This is so fall 2016 specific, I can’t imagine explaining it to my children
dimetrodone: Current mood: Jolly but rather mischievous airplame
therealkingzo: bando–grand-scamyon: littledeconstruction: refinery29: Joe Biden crashed a college party in this new #ItsOnUs PSA explaining why sexual assault is *everyone’s* problem Could vice president (and part-time TV actor) Joe Biden sneak
mediamattersforamerica: Both CNN and MSNBC aired Michelle Obama’s full speech, but apparently it was too true for Fox News.
timefortigers: trouserweasel: wow someone finally wrote a book on clock fetishes it’s about fucking time you know the first time i reblogged this i hadnt actually noticed the pun. like i just thought that… someone had actually genuinely irl written
floral-splash: Okay, but in the Deadpool sequel, if they have Spider-Man the actor should rotate between Toby Maguire, Andrew Garfield, and Tom Holland and nobody acknowledges it except for the occasional 4th wall break from Wade
the-guardian-of-snow-days: jolly-coalition-of-dancing: milesjai: ruoloc: Nants ingonyama bagithi baba [There comes a lion] Sithi uhhmm ingonyama [Oh yes, it's a lion] Nants ingonyama bagithi baba Sithi uhhmm ingonyama Ingonyama I FINALLY
compsense: when you’re going 10 over the speed limit but the driver behind you is still riding your bumper
onedamnminuteadmiral: durintrash: this is the money spock. reblog within the next 30 seconds and he will bring you good fortune ✨💸✨ So I’m just saying. I put this in my queue yesterday and today I was offered a raise that is literally life-changing,
pizzaotter: dragondeviant: I like to think we’ve all done this at some point. The last one oh my CHRIST. The last one
Sticky Bong Wolf
Instructions for a walk in the woods
thepunksink: reverseracism: hustleinatrap: ghettablasta: swagintherain: She only got fucking 3 to 5 years!!!! Racism isn’t real??? This is crazy… 40,000 broken innocent Black lives Racism is an institution. Anti-Blackness is global.
honeyscentedbitch: me tonight avoiding all of my responsibilities
boystop: Reblog if you’re eternally damned.
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