I Am So Many Things (chinchillaontoast.tumblr.com)
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WORDS N QUOTES
flewor: i would so go on a walk with you
Hakuna Matata
chinchillaontoast: Thong tanning in Cancun muthafucka
patoispapi: Ironically, the people who insist on saying ‘All Lives Matter’ don’t realize that the goal of saying ‘Black Lives Matter’ is to eventually make ‘All Lives Matter’ a true statement.
just-shower-thoughts: If you are a black driver in USA, you should immediately install a dash cam facing the interior of your car.
teal-deer: And a reminder: never touch one of these dogs without explicit permission from the owner! These dogs are working, & petting them can be distracting.
PHILOSOPHY
Reminder: You are under no obligation to look pretty.
lexlifts: jewishsquats:Do ppl giggle during sex?? If you can’t laugh during sex you’re having sex with the wrong person.
itssamnotsammi: Best feeling is when you just naturally click with a person. Talking all day, every day, no forceful conversation, laughs, attention. They are worth their weight in gold, don’t lose them
tiredbtw: ah yes, my train of thought, or as i like to call it, the Anxiety Express
americandreambarbie: 2010 honestly was such a great year for pop music…… ur a liar if u say that on some level u didn’t love tik tok, bad romance, like a g6, party in the usa, 3, and one of the most iconic genre-defining pop songs of all time teenage
captain5sosaf: problackgirl: being friendly with a boy you aren’t romantically/physically attracted to and him developing feelings for you isn’t your fault, nor does it mean you were “leading him on”. you are under no obligation to date him.
frosty-smosh: iwantineedthebooty: bronzewitch30928: appropriately-inappropriate: starcrossedcherik: bootleg-firework: shrinking-ulzzang: rabid-logan: barbie-isalive: This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend
twohippiesandacarrot: OMFG SAME
xoxwanderlustxox: Confidence goals: Kanye West Attitude goals: Rihanna Money goals: Beyonce
charlserik: — yet still you break your back by holding the sky in your palms (p.d)
wakamatsukousuke: I feel this is an important lesson for anyone in any sort of art field.
positivedoodles: [drawing of a blue and purple whale saying “Wanting to be treated well doesn’t make you high-maintenance. You deserve to be treated with kindness and respect.” in a pink speech bubble.]
the-darkest-of-souls: theonlygaywaren: mira-of-sassgard: startrekrenegades: warpedchyld: captainamerica-in-middle-earth: obiewans: my stomach hurts Ive passed this video so many times and this time I finally watched it. Im really glad I did I
can u not
troyesivan: theonion: ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens sometimes the onion just fuckin nails it
note-a-bear: thesavingera: blvck-mermaid: Maybe if I reblog it it will become the truth i reblog this everytime This is the magic a$ap, if you don’t reblog it this will be the first year you’re broke
greenseams: leonanson: nikolasdraperivey: snowstorm-thirteen: dontneedfeminism: hominishostilis: socialjust-ish: you-all-hate-me: blondeisawesome: Putin “taking notes” during Obama’s speech. If obama was speaking I’d do the same thing
benepla: boredpanda: Elevated Bus That Drives Above Traffic Jams if this fucking thing started training over me while i was driving i’d slam the breaks and kill everybody behind me This was my fuCKIN IDEA
I fucking love this
roaringstream: awwdorables: birb singing “if you’re happy and you know it” I don’t care if it’s wrong this birb sang it perfectly
notdeadbabies: Congratulations you played yourself
professor-maple-mod: phoenix-phoenix: stuckinremission: “Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree?“ Holy shit this fucking super power. The avengers did Quicksilver WRONG. Holy shit
virgno: haveitjoeway: themaddfeminist: jen-jen-jen-jen: soundssimpleright: coolthingoftheday: Adorable Japanese hamster bread. (Source) Are you fucking kidding me. there’s no way in hell I could take a bite out of these It has a butthole
Western Hoe
elementalisman: dragonlioness: nitrostreak: benkling: jewishzevran: benkling: benkling: to repair the metaphor it’ll need to be “cars invented specifically to kill people” they’re called tanks and they’re…frowned upon BEEP BEEP IT’S
thebootydiaries: pencandy: free them be strong for mother
iainglen: get a load of that dog. (get a load) get a load of that dog (of that dog) look at that dOG (LOOK AT IT) GET A LOAD OF THAT DOG!! (GET A LOAD OF IT!!) LOOK AT THAT DOG!! (LOOK AT IT!) WOO!! (WOOHOO!!) WOO!! (YEAH!!) WOOO!! (WOOHOOHOO!!)
kirins-forrest:‘Hello land dog, I am water dog.’
grinderman2: one time i went to see my grandma in the hospital when she was just waking up from surgery and the first thing she said (really feebly) was “neil… what does… your shirt say” and i had to say “skate and destroy” in front of the
Whatever I want
choke her when you fuck her
fkatwigs: why is this so funny
sleepless
Dream Audaciously
Most Difficult Signs To Maintain Close Relationships With
fuclcing: are you an ocean or forest person? are you an ice cream or slushie person? are you a sunrise or sunset person?
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