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maddawgthepimpdaddy: HOWEVER
lokis-kitten: So, I was telling @egogrumps how much better this scene would be if they used britney spears Toxic in the back… and then my hand slipped. everytime yall see this scene now your gonna think of this song your welcome @bitcheto
scumbugg: micdotcom: Watch: Nike features badass trans duathlete Chris Mosier in its new ad Fuck yah Fuck yeah
MadDawgThePimpDaddy
winchesterprayers: today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac @megastew
leupagus: cc-videos: basedgodtookmyusername: Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L. “[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses.
sourcefieldmix: pikaclue: theproblematicblogger: the14thplanet: share the toolman and the next 20 seconds of your life will be pretty decent ngl it worked damn that’s some fast service i shared in 21 seconds and he fucking killed me with that
Its me, Sophie.
eluciidate: *smokes weed before going to smoke with other people*
Places where reality is a bit altered:
dysfunctionalqueer: PSA if you send me nice messages and i don’t respond there is a 100% chance i saw it and it made me super duper uber happy but i have no idea how to respond and i will let it sit in my inbox for days or weeks and smile when i see
the 4 contestants of chopped
angelkarafilli: Cactus flower
Reblog if your mom is beautiful.
ponderation: Mountain Lake by Felix Schmale
mysliceoffun: profeminist: enchanted-dystopia: REPRESENTATION MATTERS. Representation is SO important.
please, call me duncan
kadov: Always reblog Elle Woods in her “fuck men I’m gonna get a law degree” phase
nosdrinker: lilraisins: whats a drinking game i can play by myself alcoholism
troyesivan: chinese-silk: I hate that it’s the right note so much this is honestly so beautiful musically
prettyboyshyflizzy: hannahdavis91: workoutlivelove: neverlosehope38: missmentelle: At age 23, Tina Fey was working at a YMCA.At age 23, Oprah was fired from her first reporting job. At age 24, Stephen King was working as a janitor and living in
officialaudreykitching: Efflorescence. noun ef·flo·res·cence -ˈre-sən(t)s\ a : the action or process of developing and unfolding as if coming into flower : blossoming.
etherialism: cornputer: assindeto: take me to art museums and make out with me But they said to not touch the masterpieces Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall
wetheurban: Flores Raras, Vinicius Terranova In “Flores Raras,” Brazilian photographer Vinicius Terranova photographs Lara and Mara, black twins with albanism, and their older sister Sheila, who has a significantly darker skin tone. The stark contrast
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theanimalvines: there are so many layers to why this vine is immaculate. the slight blur of maple in the background. the halo effect on her fur. the warm autumn lighting. there are no flaws to this and i could watch it forever More animal vines here
ediebrit: this video saved my life
Next Bae
william-snekspeare: the second panel was originally going to have words but I decided it was better without them
thedailyshow: Trevor highlights a common misconception in light of the fatal shootings in Louisiana and Minnesota.
WORDS N QUOTES
7 Ingredients for a Happy Life
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roshijordan: Don’t let another year go by without progress my nigga.
thatfuckingcrowv2: orlandobloomers: instead of sending me nudes you can send me pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal pics of you smiling with ur mom pics of plants pics of ur dog pics of silly lookin bugs that u find send me the nudes
thedailyshow: Jordan Klepper investigates why evangelicals think Donald Trump is better than Hillary Clinton.
humoristics: Some reverse role play i can get into
bitchesaloud: that caterpillar is angry af
pondwitch: it’s a pupholder
my self care/hygiene/beauty tips💓
laddersoftherain: queermagicalgirls: condesces: i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do i owe the universe nothing i exist on my own terms #the galaxy dont care that u messed up the thing that
straightboyfriend: *points at the stars* i want to look like her
anar-tea: sectual-tention: sm0k3-ring: blackpoeticinjustice: verdant-witch: s1n-pie: mizzhabibi: surfshoggoth: damncommunists: ocelhira: i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: i can recognize white people as
Hakuna Matata
help-mywife: Help; my wife keeps sending me texts to “Open your snapchat in private ;) ;) ;)” but it’s just pictures of our dogs. This is fucking #goals if I can use that once
emmaphorisms: Females grow pubic hair Not all labias are symmetrical Big clitorises are not unnatural Vaginal secretions exist outside of sexual arousal These secretions have a smell Some more pungent than others The female reproductive system is not
fempoli: lesfemale: cooldude2819: lesfemale: being a female means avoiding eye contact with men to not draw attention to yourself as a potential target Being a male mean avoiding eye contact with women because they might think we are ugly hmm yes
My wife surprised her coworkers when she came out as trans. Then they surprised her.
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
pettyrevenge: the backgroundmy younger sister used to date a real douchebag. he started out as an ok dude, I had no problems with him, seemed like a nice enough guy. but as time went on he became really aggressive, mean, controlling and jealous.Some
alwaysbewoke: takeprideinyourheritage: dynastylnoire: the-doobiest: They don’t play that shit in 2016 Expose these niggas Daaamn!! He dead ass looks like that monster too lmao 😁😁💀💀 expose him! EXPOSE HIM!! EXPOSE HIM!!
conasabi: Just the facts.
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