I Am So Many Things (chinchillaontoast.tumblr.com)
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Its me, Sophie.
point-zero-four-janitors: macklemorehentai: baearth: dippednv8splash: hellaween: communication is the foundation Where are they going? What are they saying? I don’t even care they just sound so beautiful they are singing s traveling song @fluxd
Hakuna Matata
thebestoftumbling: otter skilfully juggling his rock
beth evans - art & stuff
fly, punkass, fly
loracarol: I don’t care if you don’t like space puns I like space puns comet me bro
highmami: highmami
warpstar: idk why fingers in the mouth is so hot but it is
be bold. be strong. be more.
Next Bae
bvddhist: +
c-a-k-e: autistic-dstrider: c-a-k-e: i hate those posts that are like “hes tall, handsome, funny… i didnt say a name but he popped into your head didnt he ? :)” like no? he didnt. who the fuck is he he is here oh!! hes everything hes been
emilydoesthething: 99precincts: that time andy samberg was a complete savage re: the guys choice awards Honestly Andy Samberg is such a treasure.
*daydreams about fucking you*
How does your sunscreen impact coral reefs?
micdotcom: Watch: Girl, same.
Western Hoe
youngblackandvegan: chillogicalparadox: watermelioness:social-cap1tal: Fun fact: There is no scarcity of food, water, or housing. It’s just distributed excessively to certain people. I beg to differ but okay… Nah, it’s true. Just off some quick
weaux: i hope im a positive influence on somebody’s life
scared-talking: satssukaaay: aggrocute: forest puppy ☀️ 🌞🌞🌞
onetwo-t: When y’all are talking and he starts referring to women as “females”
onlyblackgirl: blackhipsteraesthetic: sonoanthony: #CLOCKED Rosemarie wasn’t ready Rosemarie got dragged by Target.
wolfi-sama: I was doodling smol birbs and ended up with a birb that looks like it’s having an existential crisis
faxmachine: I think the reason why the phrase “I’m not like most girls” annoys me so much is because women have been conditioned to feel like they have to disassociate themselves from the female gender to be recognised as an interesting human being
temptingsuggestion: me @ myself: what the fuck happened to you
matociquala: damngruchy: supermassiveasshole: i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what and it comes out she
midnight-sun-rising: perfectlyspaced: dossantostatiana: purplechocolatekisses: Help Everyone Find A Job In Their Field this was very helpful 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 This wasn’t a coincidence that I saw this today.
sadpigeon: yeah, this is a vague post, but some of you guys on here— I’m not saying any names— but some people are *shifty eyes* real cutie patooties. not saying any names though
somedayinjakarta: job goals
femburton: “beyonce baby go pound it tell em, tell em! get rid of that jay z rat. she’s too good for him!”
hotephoetips: what if i told you that it isn’t a woman’s responsibility to keep a man from cheating on her?
Dream Audaciously
alchemists: moment of silence for all my wasted potential
MadDawgThePimpDaddy
Friendly seasonal reminder
a-big-furry-rat: spyadults: the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads it’s a good thing we captured him in that mountain even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off :/
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WORDS N QUOTES
Stop talking yourself out of opportunities because you don't feel like you're "ready" yet. It's time. You're ready now.
weird-biscuits: xxxkyrareaperxxx: cracked: 11 Self-Defense Techniques (That Even A Child Could Use) These are great! These are all really useful methods of defending yourself and I actually learned most of these in my Krav Maga classes. I would
sophieiszeus: Important. Cause some ppl are stupid and they don’t get this. Even if you have to beg for it, asking over and over, you are a rapey fellow.
bootyscientist: surround yourself with people that are more excited for your birthday than u are This is amazing advice? And I just found it? Like this is great
kauaii94: theryanproject: suprchnk: women really fought over flavor flav on national TV and I can’t even get a text back 😒
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hecaerge: *being talked to by random women i don’t know* this is so nice. you are so nice. i hope u have a great day *being talked to by random men i don’t know* why is this happening. how can i prevent this from ever happening again. oh god what
bitaylorswift: wattpadfic: why are the ufo sightings always in the usa whats so special about america *slams fists on table* the aliens need to do a world tour its not all about breaking the usa market! @aliens come to brazil
doujinshi: smellsliketeenstoners: weloveshortvideos: When someone asks if I’m sober HOLY FUCK “no,uHNOW?YEA (yeah) imuhimneveruhhhhhHHhhHHHaslongagoasiooaaauhtellbeh”
lucidnee: me when this song comes on at work Me in 50 years
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