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stephendann: jokesarefunny: caprisunsport: reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die i aint risking being a weak ass ghost Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you
thundaja: anthonii-chan: Black Friday is over and my manager slapped me with บ,000 reblog the money gamestop to get beat over the head with cash
the-x-button: rtrixie: oldmancaleb: tits-n-trix: pregnantseinfeld: this reopens the ages old pokemon debate “is it ethical to catch a mr.mime? is mr.mime just a guy?” Mr Mime has a humiliation fetish and Ash’s mom totally doms him Hey
a-titty-ninja: 「RQ愛宕ネキ」 by Cuboon | Twitter๑ Permission to reprint was given by the artist ✔.
incorrect-overwatch-quotations:Tracer: Friendly reminder to use your turn signal.McCree: Hey, I’m from New Mexico. I don’t understand this post?Tracer: Show this post to the horse you ride around on, he’ll take it from there.
poryqon: sketchypuppos-sketches: it’s 1am. reblog crab dance WOOOO
gyarusatan: this is like, the 2nd time i draw Meat when im anxious about a final. he’s good luck I guess!!!
bae–electronica: Day 13 of No Nut November I’ve been waking up with random bruises on my body ever since I haven’t been beating my meat. I think in my sleep my meat has started beating me..
buck-askbox: stupid.
sundsted: bace-jeleren: inkyubeetor: anime-scarves: pastelaine: snazziest: Now THATS what I call a big mood W E S T V IRGIN IAAAAA
crazyaboutlefandoms: dutchster: when it’s november 1st Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life
naamahdarling:It would be a mistake not to watch this.
silver-tongues-blog: greenjimkirk: Doctor Who/Futurama/Star Trek + classical music any future setting needs this gag
bisbyworl: Hibiki ‘Absolute Madwoman’ Tachibana has not fucked around a day in her life.
brabbitwdl16:Hair length swap! Who’s your fav xD
lifesanemotionalrollercoaster: Me to myself every time I try to socialize with new people:
Animation Appreciation Station
fakehistory: The populous of Rome learns of Caesar’s death (44 BC)
gaystation-4:
mcnostril: Nier Automata’s true ending, part 2.This is totally canon, or so I am told by past me who was severely sleep-deprived and may have hallucinated the whole thing.
micma: halloween a2
Moved to lazyasszoroandsexynicorobin.
mantisandthemoondragon: Did I meme right?
senpailyrik: Behold, my contribution to the Super Smash Bros fandom. Took only 30 min.
relishboi:x
weeniebagel: pochowek: powerfrog: pochowek: powerfrog: pochowek: powerfrog: french people talk english like they lost all their teeth and self respect american and english people cant talk french at all. who sucks toes now huh im from quebec osti
this is just my opinion but
megatome: thunder-thighs-balmung: Favorite video of all time, always reblog this is easily the best one. the slight facial expression change once he finishes talking. the horribly unnatural fall into the water. the nailed swimming animations. the
cute-girls-from-vns-anime-manga:GOD DAMNIT I LOVE HER
oeilvert:two
shitpost ghost
character-stigma: unregistered-hypercam2: bherna-gal: Death by Snu-Snu
rosebeaches:i am an idiot sometimes but sometimes i am an idiot to be funny you know? for the joke. and i want people to know the difference. sometimes my actions are purposeful. sometimes i think. i want you to know that. even when i am just being a
“It’s pronounced gay peg”, confirms inventor of the .jpg
naturallycurlycoco: big-boss-official: We were funnier in 2010 than we are now Smh
dingdongyouarewrong: chuck tingle, two time hugo award nominee and author of such erotica classics as ‘space raptor butt invasion’, ‘i’m gay for my living billionaire jet plane’, ‘bigfoot pirates haunt my balls’, and ‘there’s a
pax-britannica: valyrian-tomfoolery: lord-of-wankery: unstable-violent-well-armed: thatweirdferretlady: esamistletoe: esamistletoe: unstable-violent-well-armed: Serious Business @wearestillflying @thatweirdferretlady I’VE WANTED TO SHOW YOU
brbgensokyo: just-shower-responses: just-shower-thoughts: We had empires run by emperors and kingdoms run by kings. Now we have countries. RUN BY CUNTS
relelvance: sovietnam:
its-suscipio: niramihasters: gaycism: Just press play wait did he dab on 19 second So the legends are true
Fluff
coelasquid: stumpybelham: mmmskulljuice: nalnpraks: 4gifs: Cuttlefish pretending to be a hermit crab @mmmskulljuice look they were both being crabs thinking the other was a crab!! “am crab.”“am also crab–wait a minute”“…YOOOOOOOOOOO”“YOOOOOOOOOOOO”
kyonko802: kyonko802: Tamamo hate not allowed in this space Amendment 1: Lizard hate will be equally frowned upon.
blueskiesazureeyes: bullysquadess: sleepynyashnekomancer: jumpingjacktrash: tipsy-bunny: ginderpia: quartzfox: tolhobbit: bullysquadess: bullysquadess: I found this Youtube channel run by a Japanese chef and it’s actually better than porn?
lilyjamesbisexual:
aspiringtoeloquence: 2srooky: nomercymedic: My favorite thing about Dungeons & Dragons is how fucking quickly people become ride-or-die bitches with each other no lie i had a campaign where I tried playing a really chaotic neutral “leave me alone”
turbobyakuren: a tip i can give to anyone who wanna read irish mythology is to not expect anything serious, because i’ve expected something serious, i was inside an irish university’s library and that Tainbo cuailnge book was pretty old so i was
Y'ever Just Sit In Your Truck
Teloc Vovim
simple-an-clean: toby is denying me the right to see my son
jontxu-2d: Here it is! Bard’s Shantae animation colored. Sorry it took so long, also huge thanks to @bard-bot for providing the layer files which made coloring this animation way easier than previous ones. Also comes with a Nega-Shantae alt version,
lucy-nsfw: chaos-heim: Been rewatching Ren & Stimpy recently, every time I get around watching a few episodes the kind of things they’d put in just amaze me. These two minutes are a good example of what the show is all about. Yo this shit is
delmondo: angrybeavers: please watch this ok but he slick af with it
getaroomyoumotherfucker:learn the alphabet with death grips!
kimmy-k0: waffletoast215: wheatley-blogs: excUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK WHEN DID SONIC GET SO FUCKING STRONG???????????????????????????????????? Don’t forget that one episode where he essentially gets this giant robot off of his back by doing a push-up
greylilacs: Lesson 1: don’t talk to the children during nap time.
pamvllo: Mario Pissing Ultimate Based on this twitter post https://twitter.com/tea_vea/status/1058007979927240706
trevenant: the boyf just sent me this I am… yelling
sunsetsullivan: baronvonbaron: Fallout 76 apparently has no client side file validation, and network traffic is unencrypted plain text For people who don’t understand, this is absolutely bonkers. Basically imagine opening up console and typing