Alshmerh N' Friends (alshmerh.tumblr.com)
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when-in-doubt-sing:Real men can only hope to become like Terry
iorishiro:This angel really came for her
elerena: trilllizard666: adamtots: origin story he managed to start to regrow his funnybone after quitting buzzfeed. holy shit buzzfeed really was sucking the goddamn life out of him
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fakehistory:Emu mocks two Australian POWs - Emu War (1934) *colorized*
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brad-lee-a-tailor: a-zzurra: a-zzurra: hi wlecome to olive garden would you like olive or garden waiter smacking their ass on your table so the dishes rattle: can i interest you in an appetiser? you: i’ll have garden waiter: wrong answer you stupid
Let's see what dwells in the depths of my trailer
paper-mario-wiki: paper-mario-wiki: paper-mario-wiki: paper-mario-wiki: paper-mario-wiki: im drawing something is it a friendly snake? no i think it’s something more sinister than that he’s got a >:D face he’s missing something.
officialcommanderlexa: officialcommanderlexa: i always laugh whenever we have to centrifuge bacteria because imagine you’re just chilling in some broth with your buds and then someone comes along and puts you in a tube and spins you at fucking 14,000
rileybleu: when blacklist hides a post and you click “show it anyway”
justnoodlefishthings: justnoodlefishthings:one movie trope i definitely am glad we grew out of was the weird focus in on the character’s face while we were forced to hear their inner dialouge of thoughts you know what? that’s absolutely fair
swordlesbianism: warriormale: swordlesbianism: swordlesbianism: swordlesbianism: A lesbian positivity blog but all the posts are in the style of Warrior Male Lesbianism is good. Always strive to be more lesbian. It is what encourages us to
ruinedchildhood: viktor-loves-yuu: blueelectricangels: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: ragedorito: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: floating-head: I made ramen today FREE THE EGGS FROM THE FLAVOUR CUBE “BECAUSE YOU OVERCOOKED THEM WHILE TYPING THIS”
nose: Ready Player One (2018)
Captain Medrash's Place for stuff and things
i'm god
anime girls dancing poorly
pyomorphic: warriormale: fashionscorpse: warriormale: thechiyodan: sectonia: warriormale is not only a LGB ally but also a transgender ally,he covers all bases and encourages healthy sparring to keep yourself in top shape.i love him so much i hope
bunchesopunches:Yeah if you haven’t seen “Kung Fu Hustle”, stop whatever you’re doing and go watch that shit.
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tgnsfw: thetwistedgrim: New cartoon! Available on Mashed youtube channel.Check it out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIB53GK0rKY NSFW is not the only thing I do lol I was hired to create this parody for Mashed youtube channel. Check it out! (:
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babyanimalgifs: How footsteps sound on Fortnite
behesloth:ive been thinking about that noise bobby makes for like 2 days now what the fuck
qladiolus: i entered the friendzone but all I found were enemies
beigency:another reason why twitter gives me life
rt58:
quelana: Rest in the stars
scutz:
superrisu: Bonus: Brigitte totally has pun battles with Captain Amari. (Thank you @phammyy for the horrendous nickname. )
thejonymyster: POPUKO STRAIGHT T-POSIN
r-rebxllious: teaforyourginaa: lordbape: sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol Karma will pop me if I don’t
snoopingasusualisee: Me: -drinks a glass of water- All of the organs in my body, in unison:
starfleetrambo: starfleetrambo: starfleetrambo: ok but imagine a roomba that’s programmed to react positively when being scratched or petted #or a roomba that’s programmed to recognize their owner and drive up to them for no other reason than
wariowaretrans: my teammate, who waved hello and has been polite: I need healing! me:
thejonymyster: gaygothur: evecoffn: character concept: two people who have been reincarnated for thousands of years and have always found eachother but instead of being in love they just fucking hate eachother what the fuck are you talking about its
fox-mccumulus: zackisontumblr:as someone from the midwest i’m 200% sure i’ve said this before I hate how accurate this is
skazuhira: twataburger: skazuhira: Big Boss: *scarfs down an entire lizard* hrrhrghrgh half the cast of MGS: hooooo boy i can’t not fuck him I thought this was talking about pawn stars for a sec Here we have it folks the best addition to this
thiswebsitenamesareweird: This is a pro-subspace emissary home and no slander against it shall be tolerated
pursuitofhapppinessss: ten-and-donna: dustbats: I’m on medication that can make me spacey af, which can be a problem when I’m driving–like yesterday, for example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a potholehe said “to the left,”
ericameschwitz: [ #Overwatch ] Brigitte and Zarya instantly like each other - Brigitte is used to strong personalities. 😂 Zarya knows her polish game helps her win. 💅💪
chamsoda: “This is the worst birthday ever.” “Why, because we gambled and sold our souls to the devil?” “No, because it’s a little humi- YES BECAUSE WE GAMBLED AND SOLD OUR SOULS TO THE DEVIL!”
manwiththesquidhat: sodomymcscurvylegs: djlunarscratch: sodomymcscurvylegs: Video games don’t have to have good graphics to be good: Video games don’t have to be about combat to be good: Video games don’t have to be linear to envelop players
ageofsadz:here it is, my greatest creation.
manic-gothic-octopi: traps-aregay: punished-rainy-days: I thought he was going to clip her wings so she couldn’t escape No we out here respecting small women Not everyone is as broken as you rainy.
pure: A LOT OF U AREN’T UGLY YOU JUST HAVE THE PERSONALITY OF A WET RAG AND WANNA BLAME YOUR UNFULFILLING SOCIAL LIFE ON BEAUTY STANDARDS INSTEAD OF YOURSELF FOR BEING BORING OR SCARED, WHICH IS TRIVIALIZING TO THE REAL UGLY PEOPLE WHO ARE OUT THERE
scruffyturtles: Alua
dadpat-tactual: gunnyryan: just-shower-thoughts: Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs. Who the fuck wrote this
tabletorgy-art: colored one of my shampoo sketches!
cmder: “This is my worst birthday ever.” “Why, cause op couldn’t think of a joke and poorly cut us out?” “No, cause it’s a little humid… YES BECAUSE OP COULDN’T THINK OF A JOKE AND POORLY CUT US OUT!”
buck-askbox: she dead inside bih.
razz-ma-tazz-berry: hagane-cosplay: The episode titles for Inuyasha can, at times, be a little spoileriffic. The above examples are exaggerations, but only a little bit! That’s the weird part. I love this.
autisticstevonnie: marvelcolm: lymepretz: marvelcolm: i just left my job. i couldn’t work for that man after what he said to me. what did he say “you’re fired” why do text posts these days sound like vaudeville humor
orlart: this video has driven me fucking bonkers
bigbroemen: sweeology: So i ordered Round Table today online and in the “special instructions” i wrote “draw your favorite attack on titan character”. This is what i got… theyre right u kno
![ericameschwitz: [ #Overwatch ] Brigitte and Zarya instantly like each other - Brigitte is used to strong personalities. 😂 Zarya knows her polish game helps her win. 💅💪](https://64.media.tumblr.com/31bc7cdb688cd7cb3c30be8433e1b476/tumblr_p5fujwG2Kw1qiwuabo2_250.jpg)
