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wishful-thinkment: jenfluff: littlewitchlingrowan: flavoracle: severedturnip: flavoracle: I rarely criticize my wife, but when I do, it’s spoken directly to her, in private, and with love. I don’t speak negatively about my wife to other people.
giga-nachos:Second half of this week’s PTE episode added sound effects to the opening. It’s pretty good.
D'accord, merci beaucoup!
vieratheartist: This is the funniest superman gag I have ever seen.
securipun: cinemamind: For no particular reason, here’s Super Mario: Biohazard. “Nice of the princess to invite us over to film a ghost video, eh Luigi?”
gamer feel
Kimi no Kioku.
generalscraggy: Sakurai right now
Teloc Vovim
biff-donderglutes: darksoulsartblog: people will murder eachother over this amiibo i guarantee it.
verylilpimpin: metal-socks: tachikoma: Drinking a burger I always thought that burger looked hella good.
carnival-phantasm: This is one of those unbelievable bad takes that remind me of Kotaku’s Golden Era of shitty articles
Y'ever Just Sit In Your Truck
tabletop-rpgs: vivinked: quetzalcoatl2k: I AM FREAKIN’ DEAD. DnD in a nutshell When you have a Barbarian in the party.
sharinghoe: A cartoon: *has a sexual innuendo* Ruinedchildhood:
shitpost ghost
buck-askbox: I can’t animate sex loops, but motion? yes.
slavery: Goodnight to my wife fuck the rest of y'all
adamcatt: rendezvous-suovzedner: holy shit, the amount of disrespect in this clip is staggering. I would quit playing. This is fucking great.
akagura: When you join a hunt after 9 minutes, don’t even get to attack the monster and then get 2 gems in the rewards.
turtlemuffinbutt: lazytuesday-creation: captaintriscuitbiscuit: nishikinico: doctordragonisback: thatsonofamitch: fucks sake god dammit Okay now which one is clearer? 1? or 2? S T O P Maybe just take off the glasses!?
mad-magyar: alreadyclaimednamefk: buzzfeed: Scientists have discovered a species of mutant all-female crayfish that reproduce asexually in massive numbers. Y’all: -make this a gender issue- Southerners: Never fucking ending crayfish boil
harleyismyhero: feedmecomicart: I KNOW HOW MY FILTHY MUTANT ABILITIES UPSET YOU, SCHMIDT. DON’T WORRY– –YOU WILL DIE PURE. NO MAGNETISM JUST FISTS. reblog Magneto punching a Nazi you won’t get anything for it, except for a kickass photoset
mimicteixeira: so kirby has elbows on some of the new renders of kirby star allies i’m really proud of myself
djcomps:I don’t do traditional often, but here, have a 2B pinup.
carnival-phantasm: How can you roast your own girl like that?
울지마
nomadactual: viesti3: kazucrash: onedoomedspacemarine: kawaiite-mage: why are moms so afraid of Doom turning their kids into devil-worshippers. like, Doom has a pretty strong anti-demon message to it One of the devs of the original 1993 game is a
tariqah: gamerphobic: inactivenobody: Side by side comparison between the Blu-ray (left) and the TV broadcast (right) of Erica from Berserk 2016 TV anime. Other Berserk gifs can be found here. ARE YOU KIDDING ME
lord-kitschener: spaffy-jimble: Rest in piss binch Another gender-neutral toilet for the world
lewdanimenonsense: baearth: dippednv8splash: hellaween: communication is the foundation Where are they going? What are they saying? I don’t even care they just sound so beautiful sacred pilgrimage
buzzfeed: nothing like a good ol’ fashioned creepy asterisk.
vinebox: soviettart: Yall laughing until she comes to your crib looking for John Connor….
precumming: reblog this while you still can
gyarusatan: random 2B doodle i decided to finish to cheer myself up
craigdsf: Mr. Comedian
chichi2000fgh: gloriousexpertcollectorme: Kizuna AI adds new fak She learns
Captain Medrash's Place for stuff and things
surprisebitch: she livin in 2025 while we livin in 2018
effigyofubiquity: thunder-thighs-sfw: pesterchum: what else do ya want, buddy? I must show all my friends “I didn’t just pick this name, I dedicated myself to it” is so powerful.
anarcho-kaibaism:
Animation Appreciation Station
the-black-condor:AND HERE COMES THE FIST!!!
brutusp:Shrek (2001)
pissvortex:
colachampagnedad: thugswitbuttplugs: colachampagnedad: sex memes are funny as shid but i really can’t be reblogging when the source sounds wild as hell who is tryna reblog from somebody when their url is shit like “thugswitbuttplugs” I see
randal-mcmandal: turningmetal:One of my first gunsmithing projects. I milled the cylinder on my S&W 686 to accept moon clips. Sweet fit and damn fast reloads. YAAAASS
lesbiansavingthrow: dva when trobjörn aks her about her mech: dva when brigitte asks her about her mech:
evanfromgeometry: metalslugx: wvrmple: metalslugx: The clown, after sucking me off, proceeds to pull the multicolored rags out from my weenie while I clap in joyful glee Hey cid this is a post I then proceed to smack the clown’s ass, giving off
dan-mcneely:hey so one time i met someone who was drawing a photo-realistic picture in ballpoint pen and complimented him on it so we started to talk about art and how nice it made us feel to make art etc etc and he was like “what about you? do you
adampowl: I’ve been watching a lot of Kitchen Nightmares lately.
kaijuno: eclipsedefflorescence: cutebian: kaijuno: kaijuno: I’m really high right now and I couldn’t find my phone so I was like “Alexaaaaaaaaaaaaa find phone” and she called my phone for me she’s like a wife I’m gonna marry Alexa because
vilcurio: Same
theweirdwideweb: homopower: sapphia: warriormeal: The devil gonna come fuck me himself Reblog if you want the devil to come fuck you himself out of sheer spite at the OP. I didn’t actually write the post, but I’d be fine if the above was
black–twitter:
charlesoberonn: waldangerous: waldangerous: Skyrim, 2011, PC Skyrim, 2017, Nintendo Switch (w/ Amiibo Support) Did you not move this skeleton (and camera) for 6 years?
captain-price-official: tanks-a-lot: captain-price-official: tanks-a-lot: why are sun bears like…that? like what oh you mean that well sometimes it just be like that
