Alshmerh N' Friends (alshmerh.tumblr.com)
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pyrotechnician:Ezri’s theme song TBH ! If you like Ezri dancing, consider buying a toy for the birds!
aellagirl: how to make smores I was going through old home videos I made a few years ago when i was bored and alone.
equagga: kaijutegu: I saw this picture on my facebook feed and thought of you preparing for the skeleton war. I can’t risk anymore problems in vertebrate taxonony
axlrosie: thepunksink: oak23: the level of pettiness, stubbornness and thriftiness this guy is my hero literally heavy breathing through all of this, amazing
cmder: crossleft: cmder: thewickedavatar: cmder: ever wonder what the hardee’s star would look like with feet? no? well here it is anyway this is good but it should have a fat ass because they sell the Thickburger there. it’s thematically fitting
canned-piss:nishida: boss.. that’s not the intended use of your cell phone.
tastefullyoffensive:Same.
itsmecartoonistgirl: daddyapo: telltaletypist: snoopingasusualisee: snoopingasusualisee: damn apparently that szechuan sauce video was fake and made by some trump supporting incel pulling a stunt on actual mcdonalds workers ya i don’t see how that
lord0fcalamity: what if god was one of us
puppyluver256:The impenetrable squat wall will protect you from all chain posts in the vein of “reblog or terrible things will happen to you”, just by showing up on your dash. These guys have you covered.
canned-piss: i don’t think that was the right wording
Slam Jam Jordan
THIS POST CAN ONLY BE REBLOGGED BY DUMBASSES
MILF-coded
casualdrunx: thepunksink: One of my fav instagram accounts spitting truth Elitism ain’t punk. Reblogging this every time I see it.
remanedur: momfricker:
shitpost ghost
lovely-thighs
moontouched-moogle: thebuttkingpost: lordfeederdinkle: elijah-woody-harrelson: 🤔🤔🤔 >AR-15 Guys look at this AK-47
thefuturepilot: @just-remington
Alshmerh N' Friends
bagged-a-bazooka: coolartefact: Two-handed sword that belonged to the Bavarian Prince-Elector Maximilian II, 1689. Source: https://imgur.com/fnRPbW1 What stat requirements do you need to use it
bagged-a-bazooka: kosparasite: THE SWORD IN THAT LAST REBLOG IS SO MUCH BIGGER THAN IT LOOKS Oh 50 Strength gotcha
SKYPE IS FUCKIN DEAD
cpt-tightpants: kniivila: Dog does not understand
moodymoody:she got a soft belly and soft titties and soft thighs and a soft ass and a soft heart
the-man-who-sold-za-warudo: bartdas: The only true GOD is back. When you remember Endless Eight
pepsi-mann: I showed you my big iron you have to respond
taliasturm: groveoftitans: “your hair looks like shit” *is immediately set on fire*
uss-edsall:Fallout: New Vegas is a national treasure
standard-dingo: The Doom fandom is the only truly good fandom because all of the energy that could go into discourse goes into getting things to run Doom instead
tastefullyoffensive: Same. (via matsuda98)
katara: seattl-ite: katara: I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional i’m sick of people thinking that they can judge others on a normal bodily function and that the only way they can be accepted is to wear something that is harmful/poisonous
dragon-snout: AAAAAAAAAAAH Egg
m-korlan:when customers try to come in after closing
celestialmechanic: biggaybunny: prettyflyforajeskai: trenchgun: gayunclejunkrat: i dont understand half of the words here but god if this isn’t the funniest thing i’ve ever read im pretty sure red and blue weren’t programmed but just sort
Enter the heat of battle. Go for it!
virtualcry:IT (2017)
scotchtapeofficial: (mesothelioma commercial voice) **ATTENTION!** If you or a loved one have ever been accused of drinkos pee-pee, you may be entitled to financial compensation
Y'ever Just Sit In Your Truck
dingdongyouarewrong: cursiveriddles: dingdongyouarewrong: birth dates after 2000 just feel…. wrong. cursed excuse me i was born in 2001, what are you gonna do about it i dont have to do anything my dude, u already have a curse on u
itzahann: Don’t take the toblerone for granted, Helena.
cragura: me and my buddy every night
sbbofficialblog: let’s go girls(Nier Automata For Beginners sneak peek)
animentality:no human being from any period of history will ever understand this generation’s sense of humor
m-korlan: when customers try to come in after closing
happiness is watching him doze off in your lap while you pet his hair
vonisv: kallenz: Okay, i need calm down…
stickerstory: Reblog and you’re guaranteed to be successful at whatever you do next!
lovely-thighs: 👅👅👅👅
neptunes-salty-butthole:Who is she…
beautifulgiants: rosalindrobertson: sashayed: the-real-eye-to-see: There is nothing this man can’t do! Did u guys know that Terry Crews – who grew up in Flint, Mich., and earned an arts scholarship to Interlochen before his full ride as a college
