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whereshadowsmakeshadows: Filling out course evaluations for classes you did shitty in
akamxru: im Waking Up, to Ash and dust i wipe my ASS and i slAp my nUtS
neilnevins: neilnevins: Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick
whatagrump: thanos: the universe has a finite amount of resources, so i’ve decided to assemble a reality altering gauntlet and use that to eliminate half of all life forms, thus ensuring the remaining life forms can live in peaceful worlds of plenty.
#1 Hamakaze fan on Tumblr
rapunzel-corona-lite: cooldadhats: telvi1: paninimami: illmaticraj: I can’t believe there are people out there that haven’t seen this before Throwback lol I feel old lol No really. How old is this. Rcause I have never seen this before today
hashagi: I have a lot of problems with Link’s inability to swim for more than 5 seconds EDIT yes I put the link on the Link. Am I funny yet.
slugbox
snarky-gourmet: madisondavenports: definitelyshitty: tyronesuplac: definitelyshitty: velvetqueer: uhmwillowsomething: huesosmccoy: why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego”
1000歳の龍
thunderforceiv: At work, someone scratched a message in giant letters on the men’s bathroom mirror. It says, “GMO’S ARE POISON.” Working in a grocery store, it’s honestly astounding how uneducated people are about the food they eat. I can
iamabagfullofcats: yatahisofficiallyridiculous: mrs-jamie-wellerstein: ONE OF MY FAVORITE COLD OPENS EVER I laughed out loud in Starbucks because of this This is a masterwork of storytelling which is also a rollercoaster from beginning to end.
saladsaladnovski: exit152: jimbowned: exit152: if ur feeling desperately sad this summer, wait until it gets dark and half quiet and then open a window. cool air and passing cars are gonna heal ur heart. i promise I’ll take “things people who
★ 異体同心
lord-kitschener: pricklylegs: gif87a-com: I guess he thinks he’s still a kitten [x] Didn`t need that skin anyways. LORGE Thanks
forgamers:FBI open the door!
rknsfw: Hoenn Trumpet Trainer! PS: i did this!
lady-feral: thunderandthugnificence: @lady-feral , this seems up your alley Absolutely.
Mayor Cuts Down Man’s 30-Year-Old Majestic Tree, His Revenge Is Awesome
tc-meme-queen: bannableoffense: intranet: supersoftly: bertmacklin-atf: sculptingsuccess: bertmacklin-atf: sculptingsuccess: bertmacklin-atf: fucken-wumbo: bertmacklin-atf: thefencebettle: astral–nymph: mojave-red: bertmacklin-atf:
moonlandingwasfaked:Limmy cuts overwatch cold turkey: a saga
dannidont: The best
merak-zoran: fire-is-her-water: My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks. When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after
keenarnor: uncle-billy-offical: If this one hasn’t been added to the collection yet, here you all are This meme is my favorite
Captain Medrash's Place for stuff and things
mukenengine:*overhears someone who mentions Fate*
ghoulish-glory: canimuff: there are 4 planets in retrograde right now plus a full moon and everyone i know is either off the walls horny, disassociating, or more depressed than usual I’m all three bitch
sushinfood: weloveshortvideos: dogs are so pure this dog is literally trying to lie about not digging a hole i love this dog
orbispelagium: jerkstorecalling: fiztheancient: i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand. Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove
ocult: (unlocking repressed memories) oh lore?
puppy8:i think this sums up retribution pretty well
Why lush is so expensive
shishkababoo: squareenix-official: My Dissertation on Memes So this is what sensory overload feels like
Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you 軷.99
Lvk [sic]
lunarspaceartist: How players see themselves: How the DM sees the players:
slowkingcole: this is for you anon
atma505:this is the power move immediately above pissing next to someone in an empty bathroom
The older I get, the less I care about people in general. I only bother to dedicate my time with one person. Im tired of stupid shit im general and just hate eveyone to different degrees.
Science is Amazing: An A.I. Designed to Play League of Legends Was Found Playing Cave Story Instead.
portalintime: the-green-anon: lazuli43: candygarnet: greekgodsarestrange: lemon-optimizer: candygarnet: riantdeliration: candygarnet: the-good-names-are-gone submitted: Important can somebody PLEASE speed up this gif we need to go FASTER
Reblog if you think thick thighs are great
slipher626: longbeachgriffy: when college students get robbed on campus I’m fking crying at how perfect this was played out like JFC give this dude an oscar
buck-askbox: AAAHHH!!!! I GOT IT!!!!
kineticpenguin:
Y'ever Just Sit In Your Truck
dajo42: dajo42: why does bart do that voice in this moment and why have i been laughing about it for five fucking hours ya meen iddaint me noggin issme peepuhs? ohh well thas just Luverlee
dailyvideogames: You mumble in your sleep.
buck-askbox: demon crushing thighs.
i'm god
buck-askbox: Get it together, man.
pudgealicious88: black-to-the-bones: i’m the one that ran back to the start, because that’s who i am LOOK AT LOGAN HANDSOME PANTS
qyosu: Then he found some photo of Jack in his office which had a picture of Antonio in the background and zoomed in.
kramergate: moonlandingwasfaked: what the hell is this this is how they killed jesus
Kimi no Kioku.
someclevermoniker: poorsuzy: I love Gordon Ramsay so much. He comes from a very poor family. His father was an alcoholic who beat him and his mother (he once poured hot tea over her and put her in hospital several times), his brother is a drug addict,
beakedwhalesyo: historicalfuture: warriormale seems like an actually cool guy but u can really tell people are just trying to gotcha him by asking him about hot button political issues for no reason. i’d be annoyed as all hell if people came onto
Teloc Vovim