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andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels: classy-tattooed: alliekitaguchi: THEY DID IT AGAIN OH MY GOD IS MOM EVER COMING HOME
eyesasblackasthevoid: It’s a title of honor for the woman I love.
yeamaybeebaby: sheadean11: thosewhofollowneverlead: thosewhofollowneverlead: saunter-vaguely-downwards: thosewhofollowneverlead: thosewhofollowneverlead: twistedskrews: wasp-and-learn: dirtylarge: angrysmoll: twistedskrews: GLOW In The Dark
imagine-salamander: imagine-salamander:drunk boyfriend[based on this post X]@romancingironbull
fuckthefade: WHEN WILL SOMEONE BE AS PROUD OF ME AS IRON BULL IS OF KREM
Romancing Krem
dragonageheadlines: #10 for @madagan-bryar-james
dragonageheadlines: Part 4
pas-cal: It turned into a party click for fullview!!
incorrectdragonage: submitted by @alpha-melSebastian (in the middle of battle): Excuse me, sir. Do you have fifteen minutes to talk about our Lady and savior Andraste?
“WHAT!!!!????? BLODDY MARY, ARE YOU A PREP?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!” - bad fanfic panels
Dot dot dot dot dOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT “…….and then we drenched for a while and I went back to my room.” -how am I still doing this…..
“Even I could see that Drago was getting an erection. I could see it in his jeans” Panelists: “yeah because we all just be poppin boners at concerts all the time!” - bad fanfic panels
I’m only a tiny bit sorry for the spam of live blog of the bad fanfic….. Drunk little squad is on the loose with @sinniesweetie who is making confettie!!!!!
Oh No!!!!!! Time to break out “My Immortal!” this is only going downhill/awesome from here!!!! Dear god!!!!!!
“In the nearby melon covered in man juices” - bad fanfic panels Point: I wish this was so fucked up just because I’m drunk. It is literally just that bad….
“Ell put his moth on lite’s penis so to not miss any tastey lite juice!! It was the most carmeley juicey carrot cake. Once he had finished taking in all of life’s juice all turned to cut them the watermelon.” -bad fanfic panel
“Oh no life the chocolate in your mouth is getting all in my penis hole! And your ripping my red skinned man! Watch those teeth!” -bad fanfic panels
“Ell pistoned his honey, ketchup, mustard, olive oil covered red skinned man member into lites mayo covered love catacomb.”
At the best bad porn panel!!! Let’s do this!!!!!! Little squad up!!!!!
Allons-y!
Romancing Iron Bull
ginkgocrown: I was joking at first when I was like “I’m playing DA:I to fuck Iron Bull” but then I actually met him and I’m in love. 😍
singarequiem: Okay but which region of Thedas would make the best sex toys? Cause they gotta exist. Who makes the most beautiful wooden dildos? Who has the best strap on harnesses? What leather is the best?
The Mind of A Dominant Man
oldeststoryintheuniverse: sfmfm: that-weird-mexicore-girl: American sex ed is taught like Dolores Umbridge’s Defense of the Dark Arts class. “Why would you need to know about sex? If you aren’t having it, there will be no need for protection”
romancingironbull: piebutt: thank u sawyl for this beautiful idea ;v;;; [pls avoid tagging with ‘me/my inquis/oc/etc’ in regards to my ocs/inquis. thank <3] I’m feeling chilly right now, so I’m bringing this back around. Iron Bull is perfect
just-shower-thoughts: Procrastinating is just enjoying all the side quests in life whilst you delay the main quest story mission
incorrectdragonage: submission by @soundssimplerightDorian: I am, by trade, a NECROMANCER! You know what that means, right?Inquisitor: Uhh, you have sex with dead people?Dorian: -phile! Necrophile! A necroMANCER can bring the dead TO LIFE!
romancingironbull: [Looks like somebody’s getting crème brû-laid tonight]
dollsoda: MY KINKS AND FETISHES DO NOT MAKE ME A “BAD” FEMINISTMY KINKS AND FETISHES DO NOT MAKE ME A “BAD” FEMINISTMY KINKS AND FETISHES DO NOT MAKE ME A “BAD” FEMINIST
forsakentevinter: I’m always going to be grateful to Bioware for making Krem a character. Being able to see someone like me in such a huge series means so much. I never thought I’d get to be represented in a way that was so positive. It was done
First floor apartment problems:
aspiringbimboslut: After the day I’ve had, I’m going to need a few dozen orgasms and a gallon of wine.
花鳥風月
A Nerd, Sex, and Everything Else
fuckyeahpaganism: Pink & Pearls mermaid by Renee Nault
glittertornadoes: Me, preforming your wedding:“You may now KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE.” *throws cherry blossoms into the air*
Daddy's little princess
Dissecting a fat hating meme
A Letter to Nintendo (I Met My Love on Mario Kart)
whoopsrobots: cleanbaby666: Was watching Ghostbusters 2 and this happened. Oh well, we had a good run guys, but the 80′s movie has spoken. How many damn apocalypses are we gonna live through
You stop talking to me while you're away. That's ok.
writing smut like
Are You Out Of Your Vulcan Mind?
daddys-loving-touch: As I always say, because daddy is a nerd.
thecommonchick: college is like when you go from 1st place to 11th in mario kart because you slipped on your own banana
Reblog if you want your followers to tell you which fictional character you remind them of.
Watching Sleeping Beauty on tv because I don’t have it on DVD and can’t find my tape. All I can say is FUCK WATCHING DISNEY MOVIES WITH COMERCIALS!! I just want to watch my favorite princess!
onescreaminyamee: Hell yes!!
daddys-loving-touch: I have always said that.
nemusou: stabilizedinsanity: i-am-mishafuckingcollins: 23devil: emeraldembers: gondor-calls-for-aid: 4-1-3: People who are younger than you but taller People who are younger than you but better than you at something People who are younger than
Dreaming of breasts and cumsluts
angelafriedman: Little matching sleep masks and silk panties… just what every lady needs! Now available from Angela Friedman in pink and blue!
oliveblackmon001: Yes 😍
When he leaves hand shaped bruises:
When you are in that perfect state of well fucked and you just kind of have to lay there and let your brain return to normal and your body calm down before you can move.
Broken
![imagine-salamander: imagine-salamander:drunk boyfriend[based on this post X]@romancingironbull](https://40.media.tumblr.com/d9b597cf6a4bbc04824a9204908b9b4b/tumblr_o4nr89bezN1vo21f8o1_250.png)
![romancingironbull: piebutt: thank u sawyl for this beautiful idea ;v;;; [pls avoid tagging with ‘me/my inquis/oc/etc’ in regards to my ocs/inquis. thank <3] I’m feeling chilly right now, so I’m bringing this back around. Iron Bull is perfect](https://69.media.tumblr.com/8ecdd44bae31192401616092abe7eda4/tumblr_nkdgjhgt6b1qceevzo1_250.png)
![romancingironbull: [Looks like somebody’s getting crème brû-laid tonight]](https://69.media.tumblr.com/90b966bbe337972183b689ad35de136d/tumblr_o1hjydi50P1u9h9xvo1_250.png)
