Your Secret Sub (yoursecretsub.tumblr.com)
submit your pics
sweet-lil-miss: Every. Damn. Time.
I WANT MY HAT BACK
dogapult: college is so weird like you give people a bunch of money to provide a service that just stresses you out and makes you poor so that hopefully one day they give you a piece of paper that says you’re qualified to earn all of that money back
juliettegomes: nirvanic-dreamer: The world spent billion on war in 2012 It would cost approximately 货 billion to completely eradicate poverty. Isn’t that a shocking example of how thing are prioritised globally This made me soo angry oh
gonzothegr8: stupidstagram: U gotta act cool, calm and collected around liquid eyeliner bc it can sense ur fear #if you act dominant the eyeliner will respect your authority#liquid eyeliner has a complex social structure similar to that of wolves and
scifigrl47: xbean: squal0r-vict0ria: Parenting done right I hate stuff like that. 😒😒😒 Problem A: Sexism. Problem B: An alarm clock is not a fun gift for anyone. Alarm clocks exist to make you get out of bed and no amount of bad super hero
lediableaquatre: the fact that I’m a hopeless romantic really gets in the way of my natural cynicism.
bisexualpiratequeen: I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles:1. I am glorious above all things.2. Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored. 3. Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine.4. Show displeasure clearly. 5. NO. 6.
opalesent: I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie
cannabannoyed: atlopez: Bitch, this a must have NEED
mandokamuscular: Seduces u in onesie
lukehadtobail: hey you! sooooo… i know that you don’t want to go to school tomorrow, but if it makes you feel any better all you have to do is survive three weeks and then it’s winter break and that means you get to sit inside, watch netflix,
nerdsexandee: Thank you, I’m proud of it every day.
nonsolamore: “do you read fanfiction?” “do you write fanfiction?”
Show Alice
alexbbypls: break-itbrian: if you ever think English is not a shit language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead. This post fucked me up.
naughtydaddydom: I will cuddle the fuck out of you afterwards…
makhaillamorris: This just gave me so much confidence.
manicpixiescreamnewt: sickfuture: cd in a microwave it looks like an ancient rune activating its magic
Old clock tower that has been converted into a penthouse apartment.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_c95eabf18928_512.png
nerdsexandee: Love the booty
yoursecretsub: My look for this weekend. Wonder if I’ve run into any tumblr peoples….
androidelf: (lays back all sexy for u on the bed) (bangs my fuckign head on the headboard)
A Nerd, Sex, and Everything Else
mondaynightswithcupsofcoffee: This is a sculpture project I recently finished. The assignment was called shelter, so I decided to show how I felt in mine. I took over 1000 pill bottles and relabeled them to say things people have said to me to cause
irrreversibility: boys cry girls masturbate boys can like pink and not be gay girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian boys can like ballet girls can like video games boys can be hot without a six pack girls can be hot without a hairless body boys
thequeenofhell: Isn’t it weird that in 20 years you are going to be a completely different person then you are right now. A different house, different friends hopefully faster wifi.
linaxtic: blackfemalescientist: toopsy: nazism is illegal in germany. using nazi greetings and flying nazi flags is illegal in germany. why isnt the kkk unconstitutional in america. why arent white hoods and white supremacist propaganda illegal here.
guiselore: lesbianathogwarts: bashdoard: fuckyeah-bill: Promoing at the beach Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look
On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale.
thethirdreel: it’s almost time to not get kissed under the mistletoe and not get kissed on new years
The three stages of shipping.
tarukai788: thatonechick42: littlecupcakenymph: Oh.My.God. There ARE ACTUAL REAL MEN OUT THERE??! THAT RESPECT WOMEN? THAT ACCEPT “no” FOR AN ANSWER? What.is.happening. Quick, reblog this everywhere so we can learn and grow as a species!
So, You Think You Want a Smart Sub?
zandrya: God bless
breelandwalker: feliciakainz: carryonmywaywardalpaca: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough Guys, btw, this is an actual insult if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is
Daddy Says
foryoursexualinformation: So I definitely laughed a lot at this and it was interesting for sure. One thing I would say though is that there is gendered language and some comments that I questioned but I want to leave it to my followers to judge. What
fuckyeahhayleywilliams: wincheski: of-gods-and-monsters: #he looks so proud to have outsmarted hermione #That one time Wizards used psychology instead of magic #And it was 200% effective Out of context this is a really strange conversation There
Let this sink in
alec-hazel: equestrianfangirlswag: tehfawx: lilprince: mr-egbutt: Now, this gif always annoys me, because it shows up on my dash with comments like “omg this is the sexiest thing eva” and “men in suits hhhHHH” which is fair enough. But this
sellyourseconds: cutie-candy-gory-ghost: Spooning? More like let’s see how much “accidental” booty wiggling it takes to get him hard. Hahahaha
EyesofGrey67
countsassula: i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy”
mandokamuscular: That bit of flesh between the high socks and bottom of skirt is what I’m here for.
manybodies: lightspeedsound: lunapics: theshells: I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen. ….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept
sluttyoliveoil: shegufta: fuckyeahragetoons: the calendar of small talk The social algorithm my favorite time of the year is that week in March where no one talks. complete silence 24/7. perfect
Are You Out Of Your Vulcan Mind?
gurosebe: hanari-san: stunningpicture: To the person who posted the Jenga tower earlier. Your move. how the FUCK engineering students, probably
花鳥風月
Dreaming of breasts and cumsluts
designedtoseduce: All done! Hand in and then to go home and cry… Very happy with the completed garment :3 #corsety #saree #contour #fashion
rashaka: just accept the reality that your fave is never going to have a redemption arc as perfectly written as prince zuko’s
imreallybad: repeat after me: virginity is a social construct you don’t lose your virginity there’s nothing valuable or precious about virginity, it’s an imaginary concept virginity is inherently heterocentric your worth is not defined
benedictcumberbatch: 221bec: professionalmisandrist: What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick #i think you just cured teen pregnancy