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wendysass: if a roleplayer prefers writing smut over angst does that mean that they write sins not tragedies
drstinkfingertoo: This is so true!!
nerdsexandee: Truth, always listen to John Waters.
masterprofessor: What’s YOUR secret identity?
sykobabbul: huffpostbooks: What’s Your Book Shelfie Style? This post turns me on.
chandeluresinsicily: christmas-misael: aud-ler: things i would rather do than go to school tomorrow anything even become meguca? time for school
Ramblings?? .....Yeah...Let's Go With That... :)
girlwhovian: cards against humanity / doctor who edition requested by anonymous and rivermotherfuckingsong [sherlock edition] [supernatural edition] [avengers edition]
I love killing time in our student center. People just randomly sit down to the piano in the lounge floor and start playing and it is wonderful! Literally makes my day better always.
nerdsexandee: pharaohdre: white-wid0w: sexlibris: “Morning lazy sex” for iamartemisday this is gorgeous I really do love this post It’s probably one of my favorite kinds of sex.
darkbeautymag: Photographer: Renee RobynDesigner: Skeletons in the Closet Clothing and CorsetryHair: Jessica StoutModel: Lara Aimee
nerdsexandee: Omg, I died with spiderman…..can’t breathe…
designedtoseduce: omgthatdress: Corset 1878 The Metropolitan Museum of Art Need to learn how to make something as beautiful as this!
IMPORTANT PSA
monobeartheater: snark0lepsy: The Whitest Kids U’ Know x whitest kids u know arent even close to fucking around
multiple-organisms: Overworked & undersexed.
sosickweredead: After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine) jokes.
nomoredramam30: Yes!
hello-lesbians: I could really use a 9 hour hug right about now
Show Alice
wtffanfiction: Fandom: Harry Potter “‘This is the boys’ dormitory,’ the devout young woman explained kindly; and she gestured to the heavy, oak door beside them. ‘I would show you inside; but I would hate to cause a scandal.’ ‘I understand,’
just-troylerthings: 4thalbum: “all gays will go to hell” oh noooo…. what will i do… surrounded with ……. nothing ……. but other homosexuals……….. u win this round……… god THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES
thedrunkenmoogle: Emergency Protocol 417 (Doctor Who cocktail) Ingredients:2 parts Gin2 parts Vodka½ part Dry vermouth1 Lemon twist Capt. Jack Harkness is the kind of guy that can enjoy a good, strong drink. We’ve post this recipe, created by
david-tennant-in-the-tardis: merlsy: merlsy: so apparently the risk management people at my university have told my political science professor that his tardis door is in violation of blah blah blah because “people might think police are actually
My bra size should be C-4 cause these are some bomb ass titties
thecatblr: horsiie: smart people can get stressed out by school smart people can get stressed out by school smart people can get stressed out by school smart people can get stressed out by school smart people can get stressed out by school smart people
nakeddoors: Betsy and Mick had their first night with the pair they referred to after meeting them as the “kinky couple”. They wanted some new daring carnal adventures and in the mix, decided that these two would be the right match for opening some
splantamello: beeswarm17: karkat-san: karkat-san: Why was Oedipus against profanity? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth. I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes. wait
2am-poetry: camsfarts: queen-wienerlooks: shego: shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with shout out to people who can have regular conversations with you naked. shout out to being naked shout
designedtoseduce: I have 5 of these Peek-a-boo bras (brand new with tags must I add), which I’ll be giving away to 5 lucky winners as soon as I reach 5,000 followers! So make sure to REBLOG & FOLLOW :3 Much love,DesignedToSeduce ♥ ♥ ♥
my main question is has anyone ever fantasized about having sex with me
voicelesscollision: I just want to cuddle in bed while drinking coffee and listening to records.
Casual reminder that if you're under 18 you need to unfollow me
Hot Underwear Teen World
dirkbot: things they don’t show you in porn: elbowing each other in the face leg cramps queefing accidentally pulling each other’s hair ass pubes things they also don’t show in porn: sleepy morning sex mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
falloutyoungmale: I write sins not five page research papers
wtfbadromancecovers: And another Scotsman… Editor’s note: HAPPY OBJECTIFIED SCOTSMAN THURSDAY!
nerdsexandee: Nude yoga in the morning. Figured you didn’t want to see naked downward facing dog.
indiepopsicle: breelandwalker: Book Quotes: - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix“Oh I can’t wait to see McGonagall inspected,” said Ron happily. “Umbridge won’t know what’s hit her.” McGonagall is the Queen of Sass. All
A little sex goes a long way. Tired, flushed, and wonderfully sore. Can’t help but feel sexy after all of the attention my body has gotten tonight. :) Now if only he could come back for a bit longer….. Happy Hump Day!
hairychikubi: affection is dumb and gross drown me in it
Daddy Says
freshiejuice: “I feel like I’m home again” shot by Eric Flak 2014
mikeymcmichaels: Quite Frankly launches this month! Magazines like this are quite rare. It’s 360 pages of work from some of your favorite photographers and models, with two additional monographs and a journal in the launch package. A venture like
exgynocraticgrrl: Breaking The Male Code: After Steubenville, A Call To Action Sports Editor at The Nation, Dave Zirin
Go down a waterslide when it isn't wet and you'll understand why foreplay is so important.
gothiccharmschool: losertakesall: ilikeprettyclothes: fromcarouseltohair: allyssumdays: Everyone has rolls when they bend over. Everyone. Lets just get this out of the way right off the bat. In the last few months, I’ve had over 30 women ranging
sizvideos: Video
humancomputer: If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television
So I'm in one of those specific "fuck me from behind" kinda moods...just sayin....
tiredestprincess: ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”
花鳥風月
mikeymcmichaels: Lori Adorable - by Mikey McMichaels - 464023DSC08465
some-wayward-daughter: onesimus42: adrateia: so being a reader is basically a constant struggle between deciding on reading what you bought recently, what you bought ages ago and should stop ignoring, and what you really ought to reread. And then
Celebrated my 21st with my friends! No nearly drunk enough, and couldn’t take my besties but still a great night! Now to try and sleep with 2 redbulls in me.
masterprofessor: I hate the caption; I love the picture.