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This is honestly my favorite Thor moment. He has no idea what that thing is, where he is, what’s going on, but he’s eating pancakes, and the chick with the taser is pointing another electrical thing at him and there are faces on books, but he’s
edemamemama: standingintheriver: Children are not possessions. Children are not accessories. Children are not relationship band aids. They are tiny people with the same amount of feelings as an adult. But with less capacity to process, express and
My elegant life.
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The "turnoff" "turnon" game. Ask me anything and I will answer if it is a turn off or turn on.
sadisticgames: bdsmgeek: deedledumbs: elinious: thedoctorsonicedyouand: darksideofthemoon007: gottawork-out: mustangheart: beerinabox: spacereblogsthings: diablosita: The Best Birth Control In The World Is For Men by Jon Clinkenbeard If I
slayboybunny: well yesterday i posted a selfie of me looking good in vertical stripes because the check out lady at the thriftstore where i bought it straight up told me i should reconsider my purchase cuz “vertical stripes are unflattering for
electricsed: jamborii: klefable: skatersaint: klefable: shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous Be prepared to participate in no dick december be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit I love it
beebuzzbee: oh nooooooo
Describe yourself on anon and I'll say whether I'd date you or not
So we were sitting in class today
harley-daddy: diaryof-alittleswitch: lifehacks247: For More Posts Like This Follow LifeHacks247 I need all of this. How have I survived until now? Nifty!
vintagegal: Illustration by David Wright c. 1940s
austincarl1le: do you ever get in one of those moods where you’re like feeling okay but you’re really sad at the same time and you just want to talk to someone and make them hug you but you feel annoying so you kind of just sit there being really
kingsleyyy: I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone
Juste un Minou
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When you just feel like throwing an all out fit
Silent and Symmetrical
Excuse Me?
thegayduck: lucifer-who: ghdos: I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter. #do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman
morgothazreal: SAO by nosuku
richarcl: if i like u and u call someone else hot i will probably fall apart
alice-is-wet: blackwulf23: daddyismymrj: thehopelessromantic73: I gotta work I will forever reblog this Haha to often ive felt this princess ;) *snickers* I’m sure you have Daddy. ;)
nunderwater: And in that moment I swear I still didn’t give a shit
killerkurves: ermahhgerd: “There is no reason not to love every single part of your body.” I see this post all the time on my dash. And every time I am reminded that I am wrong. Sometimes there are reasons to dislike your body. Loving
k-lionheart: themaidenofthetree: I want you to imagine a ten year old version of yourself sitting right there on this couch. Now this is the little girl who first believed that she was fat, and ugly, and an embarrassment. This is groundbreaking
cuntradickting: love when u do this
Show Alice
I love going to a showing of Rocky Horror Picture Show
Send me 'IF I WERE DATING YOU' descriptions
anusfuckedhuns: Hardcore HD Photos & Videos
nerdsexandee: lady-war-of-the-ring-stars: lady-war-of-the-ring-stars: Replicants, they always run. Yes!!!! You’re the best! Run, you fools! He has a gun! I love this. Thank you so much! nerdsexandee I still love this photo. Me too, channeling
unofficialtyleroakley: bennybooboobatch: chepibola: kevinfromadvancedplacement: conigliomannaro: yourkissyourcallsyourcrutch: demonoflight: its-idek-anymore: magnetic-rose: sclez: ros3bud009: barnaby-butts-jr: browniehooves: did-you-kno:
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I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.
NymphoNinjas
strawburryseas: littleoneem: f0ndly: mild sexual love blog I honestly can’t reblog this set enough… *mwah* Grab that fucking hair
alice-is-wet: ooooooh, she is prettttttttttttttty.
asleepylioness: Dear Lioness, I don’t work out as much as I should and certainly not as much as you. If I do work out I use this charming vintage exercise bike from the early 70s. I got it cheap from a friend and it’s just one of my coveted pieces
ksumnersmith: This is my motto for the day! (Image by Nicole Pirshafiey)
cutepinkandsweet: In daddy’s arms. Not my pic. Found it on we❤it.
squirmingfordaddy:
giftedbryan: “Though she be but little, she is fierce!”- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night’s Dream
girlsbydaylight: Kneesocks & Scanty
amidnightstroll: mandokamuscular: Friday I will be petty officer third class Vidyarthi. (Test went well.)
thefarfire: david-tennants-little-fangirl: neverthehurricane: sherlockchins: sunshien: my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and
defekait: if we are spooning and I arch my butt into you there is a 1000% chance I don’t actually have to stretch and that I just want to feel your boner
la-scivus: Naked cuddles right now please followed by physically demanding sex.
sorelatable: Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting
weirdshitblog: Nothing is creepier than something horrifying with a cute name. A serial killer called The Muffin Man would be the scariest motherfucker.
enchantedtomeety0u: linxyxx: I couldn’t have said it better. One of the best things I’ve ever seen