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thefuuuucomics: that footwork doe
i wanna piss on your tits
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it's all bumholes and eyelids innit
CRAZY CHICK WITH A GUN!
thecakebar: Apple Pie baked *inside* real Apples Tutorial
“I used to assume we’d be roomies through grad school well into little old lady hood. You know, cheating at bingo together and forgetting to take our pills.”
princesconsuela: GET THERE FASTER!!
cosmo tip #811
esteljune: How strong is your hand How strong is your heart
one last time
brainbowunicorn: lady-tromboss: imagine getting married after many months of planning, you’re standing at the altar with your significant other in a beautiful room filled with all of your friends and your family and every single person in that room
tazerbitchinheels: homochitto: because every tumblr should have Queen Elizabeth shooting a machine gun “PHILLIP, YOU BETTER FUCKING RUN!”
gamefreaksnz: Mancrap by JazzlasterBoris
despairjunko: games that let you save anywhere instead of making you go to save points
Maybe I'm an honest villain
goodbye
sensorycortex: comparing lady gaga to nicki minaj is like comparing apples and oranges or a singer who directly uses racism, cultural appropriation, and a very narrow-minded understanding of gay rights as shock value to increase her demographic and an
myrtlewilson: modern au achilles feels the need to tell everyone how great patroclus is and they’re all like “bro he’s literally just reading a book right now,” and achilles just stares at him wonderstruck like “yeah but look at the way he
thinly: ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧friendly reminder that small progress is still progress, and we’re all v proud of you for overcoming as much as you have.keep movin’ forward, u lil cupcake✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*
lucyliued-deactivated20210528: Favorite Characters | Dinosaurs of Jurassic Park “God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs…”
The Frogman
endure and survive
mysirencall: Mythology -> Greek Mythology -> Sculptures of figures from Greek Mythology 1. Andromeda (x), 2. Ganymede (x), 3. Aphrodite (x), 4. Castor and Pollux (x), 5. Hercules (x), 6. Artemis (x), 7. Athena (x), 8. Terpsichore (x), 9. Hermes
remember when faramir dressed as a woman
eh7150: [Pacific Rim]Yancy & Chuck
nerdloveandlolz: This is true. I saw a documentary about it. Men’s orgasm faces are allowed in teenage comedies rated PG13, but women’s orgasm faces can often push it into NC-17 territory, no joke.
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: there’s no fairytale ending with cocaine. omg
astoldbygengar: lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.
ba-in-bs: Click through to awesome photo array at: http://www.buzzfeed.com/doree/quotes-about-writing
torrilla: Tom Hiddleston and Tilda Swinton as Adam and Eve in Only Lovers Left Alive [HQ]
zweilous: POKEMON XY FRIEND SAFARI ON TUMBLR.COM i’m setting up a basic form and spreadsheet for people to fill out so that they can share their 3ds friend codes for the friend safari in pokemon xy. the more people who participate, the more successful
is eddie redmayne attractive we just don’t know
Not big on musicals
Sebby is watching les mis with me, I don’t know if he’s glaring or squinting or going to sleep
i’m watching les mis again an hugh jackman just whispered about needing to hide and disappear, then belted out a song, like what you think the law can’t hear your singing
theycallmethemoose: bonkalore: # me trying to write romance # me trying to write adventures # me trying to write # anything yes
ponderosa121: apfelgranate: masperinum: And BONUS #actual 21 year old chuck hansen #training and flirting in the sydney shatterdome Put those dimples away, sir.
onlyfoolsandvikings: My skull studies slowly turned into sassy Yorick studies
hurpadootdoot: romeoisadick: inbox: inbox: in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as “zee” they pronounce it as “zed” and that is crazy to me it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it They do that everywhere in the
lilymaylovelesss: top 10 female characters: [09] miranda (miranda)“Now I shall have a carrot and orange smoothie, and a low-fat bagel. And what I mean by that is a hot chocolate and an enormous slice of cake.”
caterinasforzas: what to wear when…a fairy tale bear. examples: nanuk utarak (the polar bear’s son), медведь сына (little bear’s son), oskinîkiskwew pi nâpemaskwa-onâpêmimâw (the woman who married a bear) as an overall title,
arthurclennam: “the time is drawing near now, it’s yours to claim it all”
dracarys
goodson: this is such a pleasant exchange
thecakebar: Mini Marzipan Chocolate Battenberg Cake Mini Marzipan Hot Pink Battenberg Cake Mini Marzipan Purple Battenberg Cakes Mini Marzipan Light Pink Battenberg Cakes
countoamillion: hella-extraordinary: When you see a spider by your foot: When water gets into your ear: When your mom tells you to take out the trash: When your hair gets in front of your face: When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs: ???:
By The Way
can it be november 17 yet?
allrightfine: #there’s more to the prime directive than being really really ridiculously good looking [wehaveallgotknives]
jesuschristvevo: i think i might be Beyoncé but im not sure
ezio-auditore-morning-glory: Brotherhood E3 Trailer
funkybug: i am so tired and so gay
follovved: blazekinn: follovved: i may be ugly and untalented but…? thats all
you poor thing, sweet mourning lamb
sebastiandebeste: i care a lot about the well-being of the xkit guy
martinsblackwood: hannibal + blood
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![lilymaylovelesss: top 10 female characters: [09] miranda (miranda)“Now I shall have a carrot and orange smoothie, and a low-fat bagel. And what I mean by that is a hot chocolate and an enormous slice of cake.”](https://31.media.tumblr.com/16d3119e2d722e8df0476eabc037d11c/tumblr_mrewi76m4o1qzkvmxo5_r1_250.gif)
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