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wanksclub: my life is pretty much when you throw something on your bed and it bounces until it falls on the floor
lordoftheinternet: that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it
neeea: I got 99 problems and all of them are Luftballons.
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it's all bumholes and eyelids innit
achievementpooper: perpetualvelocity: PORTAL vs. PORTAL 2 ↳Chell’s idle animations (without Portal Gun). She looks like she went from “what the hell is that” to “WHAT THE HELL IS THAT” #’is that a spider?’#’oH FUCK ITS
littlemorethananerd: soylentvanilla: Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too. Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna
SOMEONE TO WATCH OVER US.
princessfreewill: GTA V Let’s Play: Ryan’s Heist Code names. I went back into the vault. Some of our old aliases that we used to use in former Let’s Plays. Call when you hear yours, go ahead and raise your hand. (x)
someoneudontknow5: That LP was a beautiful mess (x)
jamandstuff: Top 10 It’s Always Sunny Episodes: #8 - The Gang Dines Out
local-shop: punch-a-your-buns: local-shop: ewebean: adrnired: debbieneedstostrut: what is the MAGIC it’s called mochi! it’s like ice cream in a soft skin! also, it’s fucking amazing! This is もちアイス (mochiaisu) and the “soft skin”
starious: It’s very simple to change the default selection colour. To make this effect you only use CSS. Currently FireFox, Safari, Chrome and Opera support the effect. The browsers that don’t support it simply ignore the code. You just need to
#YOU KNOW WHAT’S BRILLIANT ABOUT THIS SCENE?? SHE’S LYING #he’s never called her stupid #he’s told her that she’s a terrible liar #but instructed her she should get better at it #not to tell the truth #sansa’s clearly genuinely
dua-lipa-deactivated20200517: Lannisters aren’t the only ones who pay their debts.
they-hide-in-the-dark: Nukekubi - A nukekubi has a similar curse as a rokurokubi but it is much more dangerous. Unlike the rokurokubi a nukekubi’s head is completely detached. They appear as normal women during the day but when they fall asleep at
they-hide-in-the-dark: Liverpool Street Station (Bedlam Asylum) - Liverpool Street Station is one of the most busy stations in London but it is also built over one of the most famous locations in London’s dark history. Liverpool Street Station stands
they-hide-in-the-dark: Werehyena - Unlike werewolves, who start as humans, a werehyenas are hyenas who have the ability to turn into a person. They are creatures that are usually found in East African folklore but have also been found in lore from
they-hide-in-the-dark: Highgate Cemetery - Home of the Highgate Vampire in the 1960s and 70s, Highgate Cemetery in London became well known for supernatural occurrences after reports of vampire attacks in the graveyard started appearing in newspapers
they-hide-in-the-dark: Yuki-ona - A Japanese snow spirit or demon that appears only on snowy nights, the Yuki-ona is known for being both beautiful and very vicious. She is usually tall, with long black hair, blue lips and skin that is either snow
Ghost Sickness
doctorinthebigbluebox: dialupmodem: woah woah woah *hands you a copy of the bible* *signs it and hands it back* always nice to meet a fan
grievous bodily calm
zohbugg: 1940’s Pinups: DC Comic’s Bombshells BUY THEM HERE!
I shit and take 14 damage
wordpainting: nevver: Styles of Writing Cute.
sergeantmactavish: People are scared shitless of bugs. So what if Godzilla was like exactly like a person and when it saw a human it was like…It did this number. (x)
kingeomer replied to your post:urgh urgh after an impromptu 11 mile walk, i… why on earth would you walk 11 miles ‘splorin’! got caught on some public footpaths, had it rain on us so many times, but it was so much fun. found a nice
urgh urgh after an impromptu 11 mile walk, i managed to pull a damn groin muscle or something. pain. bleugh. poop
dominospizzadelivery: Hes literally buried so deep that he cant see any light
frostlawyer: Things I Should Be Doing so many Things I Am Not Currently Doing any of that
queennymeria: [make me choose] anonymous asked: Oberyn Martell or Margaery Tyrell?
caseyanthonyofficial: caseyanthonyofficial: Dude theres an abbey road camera aimed right at the crosswalk where the beatles did their thing And all day all that happens is tourists trying to reenact the famous pose its fucking addicting to watch its
leslieknope-s: Is she yours? I’m not anybody’s
drogonhasmoved-deactivated20160: Game of Thrones: A very serious TV show about bloody battles and people dying at weddings
Maybe I'm an honest villain
cupcakesandtv: natashamaximova: Johansson was so determined to avoid looking like a movie star pretending to be a zookeeper running on empty and fueled only by her devotion to her motley assortment of big cats, zebras, and kangaroos that she refused
ehentalix: jaclcfrost: a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries” and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as
thelittlestmouse:
halotharfroggies: maxwelllabs: the word “dork” has lost all meaning for me. what exactly makes someone “dorky” If you DON’T wear a backwards hat, a sweater in the summer, and ride a bike, you are automatically dorky.
tastefullyoffensive: [betsyricelong]
alongcameatom: THIS IS THE FIRST UNSPONCERED GOOGLE RESULT WHEN YOU TYPE PETER DINKLAGE’S NAME INTO IT
angelpair: i want to thank russia for the most accurate description of eurovision i’ve seen all night
averagefairy: the only reason y’all hate jennifer lawrence is because there’s a convenient little list of everything bad she’s said floating around the internet and you read it and decided yes she’s a horrible person. what if someone compiled
rainbowchibbit: okuulele: kirbyartstuff: when you make OCs, and later find out they look kinda like characters from an existing series When you write/think their stories and later find out they are very similar like characters from an existing
pitynotawidow: this is my new favourite gif i have never noticed before today that spidey wasn’t real still laughing about it 3 hours later
i am just a little clown
percychased: “There lived four wizards of renown, whose name are still well-known: Bold Gryffindor from wild moor, Fair Ravlenclaw from glen, Sweet Hufflepuff from valley broad, Shrewd Slytherin from fen. They share a wish, a hope, a dream,
jaclcfrost: how many episodes was that character in, you ask??? not as many as they deserve not enough to satisfy me
my six eyes tell me you're suguru geto
bombing: birds need to shut the hell up. if i made half the noise they did at 5 in the morning i’d be arrested
wood-wool: My little brother figured out vine pretty fast.
When you get hurt in front of your friend vs. Best friend 😂 by Lele Pons
rifa: maxkirin: So, let me guess— you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7.
cupcakecannibal: jongtaesextape: apolkadotnerd: madturbating: irrisss: do not ever take a white girl’s iphone this badass chick is sticking up for herself and youre really still gonna degrade her into the white girl stereotype DO YOU FUCKING
kingeomer replied to your post: kingeomer replied to your post:also&nb… tyrion and jaime are killing me because jaime is a surprisingly good big brother ))): god i know… he loves his baby brother so much, and it’s so sweet
kingeomer replied to your post:also bronn god bless bronn he is a treasure, and he and tyrions friendship is magical
also bronn
sleepybrowneyes: seifukucat: googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”