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jncos: A man can rarely ejaculate more than a few meters, which is why long distance relationships are usually unsuccessful.
the cat's meow
Reader, I ate his heart in the marketplace
fourofthem: au where the trojan war is a party menelaus throws to win back his girlfriend who left him for some douchebag and he ropes all his friends into helping him and wacky shenanigans happen and a running gag is that odysseus doesn’t even want
it's all bumholes and eyelids innit
psychoanalyzeme: dachshund puppy ( x )
jaclcfrost: ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me
going to bed now
moved away
iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise: oceansoverflowme: aubsticle: citymod: Lily Allen calls out Robin Thicke’s bullshit in the video for her new single, “Hard Out Here.” Click here to watch. LILY ALLEN DESTROYING POP CULTURE ONCE AGAIN I LOVE
i recently created a new character and i absolutely frickin’ adore him, he’s way more interesting than i ever even planned and i just yeah really am proud of him and his entire development plus his creation ties up ends for other characters
wolfarella: m0xbrose-blog-blog: i got a little carried away, but this is for the absolutely wonderful happychuckmas, who prompted me with: chuck and raleigh and their first kiss [under mistletoe]. or, as i’m calling it, “The One Where Someone
happyhercmas replied to your post: people keep doing fic for me and it’s the best … i still have to write things for your birthday shit i still have to do knitting and shit for christmas which is in like… oh god, it’s christmas
na razrusha'ya. e'ya razrushost
people keep doing fic for me and it’s the best and i love you
heckyeahrussellcrowe: First poster from Darren Aronofsky’s NOAH (2014)
busan-accents: if i act like a pervert around you that means im comfortable with you.
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Middle-earth's Next Top Model
bundle-of-roses: you are married to your icon for 1 year congrats
I AM DEVIANT
wolfarella:
undercover-magi: dinosaurs-on-wheels: meladoodle: *walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin idk man it was inside a vagina more recently than you were
anicewitch: I don’t understand why anyone who loves mashed potato that much would waste it like Bodger and Badger did. They would just fling it all over the bloody place. Who’s that into mash anyway? I mean, I LOVE mashed potato but not so much that
Awkward Dating Card by Emily McDowell
holepsi: Call me Harley, everyone does.
daywalkerindisguise: RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE FORMIOLI
thefuuuucomics:
How about a kiss, Saumensch?
Stars an' Things
soldieronbarnes: Teen Wolf AU - Office! Verse: In which Derek and Stiles work in the same office. for the queen of bad jokes.
greathaircut: i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it
imagineyourotp: Imagine your OTP lying next to each other in bed, staring at the ceiling, embarrassed and slightly alarmed by the wild, intense, filthy sex they just had.
wolfbanged-deactivated20160722: fangirl challenge: [2/10] films↳ harry potter series
so-unholy: Every night when your head hits the pillow, in the last moments before you go to sleep, your emotions betray you, and you question your ability to pull this off.
“tired” isn’t even a temporary state for me anymore it’s just an inherent part of my personality at this point
swaginageorge: seeing a hot guy walk by like
emphasisonevidence: sbyswgentlemenscigarsociety: ~ Skills i could watch this for hours
cuddleslut
save who you can save.
sharkcrash: I hate it when you finally accept one of your insecurities and then someone makes a harsh, unneeded comment about it and it puts you right back to square one.
p-pikachu: Jennifer Lawrence - “Catching Fire” Press Conference - November 7
rhymewithspooky: this game makes me cry
rnortal: ITS TMI TUESDAY ASK ME REALLY PERSONAL SHIT CMON
wereworf: kirk makes a playlist and it’s called jim’s jams
our white cat now meows like ‘mow mooowh’… every time he enters a room and wants us to pay attention to him, he does that.
i’ve had wrecking ball stuck in my head all day, please make it stop
iamnevertheone: you’re all hard work and deadlines, and I’m all snowballs and fun times.
milksteak-and-magnets: you heard the music didn’t you?
maureensowerbutts replied to your post: maureensowerbutts replied to your post: you know… I know, babe. I know <3 kissy face
maureensowerbutts replied to your post: you know when you just… almost always just ya know?
you know when you just…
fuckyeahrobkazinsky: I never knew a sexier muppet.
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