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hadleyferre: nagitok: “what did this man do, officer?” “he just… he just did everything” #javert finally catches up with jean valjean
dkc2: Well I know reason #1
msjewbooty: what has four legs? a table! haha, i love to have fun
boundtothewater: She’s up all night to pet dogs I’m up all night to pet dogs We’re up all night to pet dogs We’re up all night to pet puppies
Abandon hope.
hocotate-civ: “People your age shouldn’t be playing video games” “People your age shouldn’t be buying toys” “People your age shouldn’t be…”
nicolegendary: poor michael will never live it down - [x]
procrastinationisavirtue: in which the movie spiderman accurately represents comic book spiderman in sarcasm levels.
the cat's meow
my dad owns nasa
(x) Let’s Play Minecraft - Episode 101 - Ice Cube
powerburial: passion: “pokemon is running out of ideas” geodude was a rock with arms no, he also had eyes, and a mouth, and a strong brow, and a great personality
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“your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N”
theairbitesshrewdly: i learned a palindrome today and its the best & funniest tthing ive ever heard here goes: No sir! Away! A papaya war is on!
nitoki: You’re killing Gavin.
our dinner tonight is lots of fish fingers all the fish fingers because the freezer didn’t close and now we have to eat them all except four. four made it through.
I ❤️ Hole
i hauve carbon monoxide poisoning
jun06th: Life is not a song, sweetling. Someday you may learn that, to your sorrow.
thisyearsboy: Favourite Ladies > Nancy Downs, The Craft “You know, in the old days, if a witch betrayed her coven they would kill her.”
Don’t break your arm jerking yourself off
xsnapcrackledeathx: This is really important
hackerqueenskye: elvisgal: princess mittens wanted some of my pancakes YOU NAMED YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE KITTY BABY PRINCESS MITTENS GOODBYE FRIENDS I HAVE DIED FROM CUTENESS OVERLOAD
worthyourweightinfanfiction: stileinskii: Just imagine if dragons replaced birds. I mean small annoying dragons flying around towns and beaches stealing your food, big exotic dragons living in remote places, friendly dragons, fierce dragons, fLIGHTLESS
live-gonzo: thewastelandwanderer: theduckpost: just a duck feeding his fish. no fucking way !!!
darrynek: Congratulations! Your PROCRASTINATION has evolved into Full Blown Apathy!
guy: omg ok so i was at my locker and i overheard a guy talking about how some other guy kept making eye contact with him and the guy was like “i think he’s gay, that’s so fuckin weird” and a girl who was getting her stuff beside the guy was
captainjaymerica: I am a butt scientist. An asstronomer if you will.
notquiteluke: if any of my non-uk followers were wondering what the deal with UKIP is, here is a handy 7-point guide to get you started into this wonderland of racist classist bullshit
tuggeysjones: You also can get points if you find the fruit that is hidden somewhere on the level, and consume the fruit while you navigate.
boara: HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH
witchofthekorcari: make me choose - pennatologist asked Brienne Tarth or Loras Tyrell
galaxied: Miranda → Jason the Hotel Boy.↳ 01x04 // 03x06
steampunk-and-junk: Steampunk Skirts @ Kincs Web Shop
allhailthemadqueen: Roosterteeth Comic - Destination One of my personal favourites.
rum ham
rumour: *logs in to tumblr*
I´ve been Expecting you
Its funny because they know nothing
callmeoniisan: dreamybean: starfleetinginterest: what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent why spiders i didnt enter a lease agreement with no spider
christmascrayonwillow: candycreme: do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now #shout
laurencombeferre: #sansa endures#it’s what she does#she’s tortured day after day and all she can do is smile and thank the people who torture her#all she can do is look straight ahead and will herself not to cry as the horrifying death of her family#of
randomgeeknamedbrent: biodeamon: polterghast: current mood: the bartender from soul eater current mood: the bartender from durarara current mood: the bartender from never gonna give you up
virguin: how can i be ready for future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning
lamelohan: me trying to do math is like me trying to lose weight, it just doesnt work out
hotsuburbandad: This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in
letticiae: Shepard: We’ll talk later, Kaidan. Kaidan: I’d like that. me: *giggles like an idiot*
squidwurd: main goals when going to a friend’s house: pet dog avoid parent don’t clog toilet
artkat: despairnaegami: personasanta: does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder
twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: cell-mate: crackerhell: ethanwearsprada: i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense yes pluto is smaller than russia. why did we
minecraftgifs: Mindless Pigs
jimbobmoriarty: SOOOO. I’m currently in the process of updating my cosplay island to include my more recent cosplays… And thought I’d do a little one of each. Admittedly what’s here is kind of a mixture of what I’ve worn over the last four
cliterallysame: this is honestly my favorite post
schmergo: schmergo: I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because
vividroute: Let’s Play ep.99
ohjaimelannister: make me choose↳ daceymormonts asked: westeros or essos
heyreallygiger: if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
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