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whoarei: lmao this is the hardest iv laughed all day
ambitiousbard: ambitiousbard: Apparently it’s national kissing day! You know what that means~ It means you can all kiss my ass
wrappedupinabook: Max: I’ve saved Chloe!Everyone else: You’ve fucked up a perfectly good space-time continuum is what you’ve done. Look at it. It’s got tornadoes.
weakenedupdate: no glasses who dis
Big Dad Energy
kinglykat: skin-rivets-tyler: traveler-wanderer: i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed: continuants: invisiblespork: tognir-inainn: You’re welcome [Narrator: A scientist in Peru [pause for peep] captured this, escaping from the tiny body [pause for peep]
What a Fine, Fine Mess
lattefoam: I have never laughed harder at a gilmore girls scene than I laughed at this
lorettafryingpan: /first three notes of Paper Boats start playing
tinymedicaldoctor: i can’t believe they just cancelled the good wife via a superbowl ad…………
RIP TGW
coffeeinmybeard: jake-clark: autumngracy: cumaeansibyl: seekers-whoarelovers: museedart: Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind, 1896 by Jean-Léon Gérôme I’ve been thinking a lot about it and this is literally the best title of anything
sigun-i-loki: Fringe by jasonpal
meladoodle: I thought this was satire for a good 5 minutes but apparently it isn’t. Girls! Stop taking selfies and start holding dead fish!
meryl-streep-the-caped-crusader: harliyquinn: Happy Valentine’s from Deadpool! ok at this point the movie can be total crap but i’m still completely sold
bogleech: jesidres: merinnan: mathematicianalias: Dear axe, your ad is horrible. Let me explain how: 1) It objectifies women.2) It tells young men with female friends that they are not “real men”.3) It tells young women that “real” men don’t
dunhams & dreamscapes
spikenightmare: “Do you know why you tilt your head in that way? It’s an involuntary reflex in your physiology. It changes the angle at which sound waves hit the eardrum, allowing in more stimuli. Like a lizard. I’ve studied them, too. Intriguing
hanleiaben: ✤ fringe appreciation week ✤ day seven: free day fringe + tropes
san(s)u
that-australian-guy: spells and chill
barefootdramaturg: thewinterotter: writerlyn: I unabashedly loved this scene. My favorite thing about this is that Dottie is getting fucking object concealment tips from these genius food-stealing women and she’s probably using that knowledge to
Donald Trump triumphs as hero of 'sensual and tawdry' erotic novel
factsmyguy: guess who’s finally content with life and not suffering from depression anymore it ain’t me but they out there
c'est la vie
snowysaur: ?……??
nihil-descent: yes yes, i, too, love tumblr’s favorite actors. misha collins, david tennant, and *looks at smudged ink on hand* benedict cumberbatch
iangullugher: What if we are meant to be, like, superheroes? Maybe this is what it feels like to be a superhero.
Working for Change
sansserifaster: maximumpenetration: my parents call and said I had a package waiting for me at home. “I didn’t order anything”, I thought to myself. Oh. #i…………..what date was this post made four hours ago as of now
leonaryquinoy: so has this been done yet
tastefullyoffensive: (photo via husbandad)
coolartefact: Two-handed sword that belonged to the Bavarian Prince-Elector Maximilian II, 1689. Source: https://imgur.com/fnRPbW1
kosparasite: THE SWORD IN THAT LAST REBLOG IS SO MUCH BIGGER THAN IT LOOKS
trinketgeek: 🎉🎂🎊 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MEWTWO!On February 6th 1996, pokemon #150 was born! This means that Mewtwo is 20 years old today! Here are some Mewtwo-themed pendants in honor of the psychic legendary! Pendants available at Trinket Geek
nekusakvraba:Let’s have one last Game.
myrtlewilson: this is my fratsona. his name is Chad and he’s a business major with a minor in economics. he’s a part of the phi kappa pi clan and has +16 speed when he unironically wears his adidas brand weed socks
This is what I like
Well, shit.
RADIO MESSAGE FROM HQ: DANCE COMMANDER WE LOVE YOU
loominaty: Im fucking crying
warriorzelda: legendary guardians || seas & skies
themushroomblues: I’ve never been a fan of cutting deals, plea bargains, reduced sentences. I think they’re a necessary evil, a dilution of justice. I’m especially displeased when they help murderers, and I do believe that you’re a murderer
coreyx3indahouse: victoria-wayne: p0kemina: theequeenpin: nefepants: macsceneshawe: 1stfrom92: When your lady on her period. this got funnier as it went “Don’t call her a bitch but GET YOUR BITCH SOME CHOCOLATE” Facts 😂 There needs
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dapperzack: 15 minutes into disneyland and chill and he gives you this look
yesbothways: This rabbit loves this dog so much, it binks in preparation for snuggling.
Tumblr Staff
booksandbeers: My night has been somewhat improved by learning that Mark Hamill would just climb inside fake space aliens when he was bored as a habit.
if this isn't nice, what is?
An Outpouring of Thought
momweed: guncharge: alyssaayaan: thelouisyears: Snoop Dogg narrating planet earth is what the world needs we dem boys i need a series to be made off of this @mommasbabybratt @reeboksandgirbauds @ourresoundingsilence @elllendegenerate @shunay
bespins: honestly the weirdest part about this is harrison had no idea the blaster would make a “pew” sound
the meme team
carobcherub: ah yes the scent of shady abortions and promiscuous german teenagers