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partypoison-winchester: owlcitee: pitbullfan: “youre gay? you dont look gay” well shit wtf does a gay look like oh
just-shower-thoughts: They say a dog is man’s best friend, but I don’t even have enemies that would stare directly into my eyes while shitting on my carpet.
femmesorcery: lesliethelesbo: blazepress: Fearless Cat Keeps Returning to the London Supermarket He’s Banned From Fight the system FUCK IT UP
*scrolling through tumblr*
bahtmun: Rest in Peace, Alan Rickman
notdeadbabies: When you sleep through your alarm but realize your alarm never went off then realize you never set your alarm you just typed “8” into the calculator then passed out.
mrbenwyatt: ghostcongregation: all bugs can be organized into one of three categories: homies, chillers, and haters. hornets and wasps are haters. mosquitos are haters. most spiders are homies cuz they eat shitty bugs, some spiders are chillers cuz
kid-n0thing: Yeah just drop me off right here this is good
gamegrrl: this is literally the funniest fucking yak I’ve ever seen holy shit
dashbeardconfessional: dashbeardconfessional: finally home safe…😧?!?? #unstoppablejam a chronicle of my downward mental spiral? a series of Vines centered around “Space Jam” by the Quad City DJ’s? BOTH?!? https://vine.co/tags/unstoppablejam
oddlyuneven: an-animal-imagined-by-poe: “University Policy Regarding Hoverboards on Campus”: the subject line of an email I just received. The future is here and it files forms in triplicate.
Oh, no.
petitetimidgay: i think the reason i get so irritated with tumblr now is because everyone’s always so angry and everything has to be a debate and i’m just? too old? like go play in your salt mines children and leave grandma alone
Personality
ghostgif: anti-social-texting: flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing?????? lookin 4 tha party
azalea-dylan: johnrulestheworld: hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm false i have a bruise that resulted from my deep love and affection for spaghettios and my inability to
daji-ruhu: urban-mischief: Sunny D taste like someone got challenged to make orange juice with no oranges I didn’t even have a description for Sunny D until just now holy shit.
yzma: this is what a straight pride parade would look like
lydiasgotstiles: ALL THE AWARDS.
nothingbutgames: Mythical Pokémon Events will be distributed this year as part of the 20th anniversary of Pokémon.
itsreallystupid: bisexuwhalepride: bisexuwhalepride: sexymounties: bisexuwhalepride: sapphicsugar: bisexuwhalepride: sapphicsugar: bisexuwhalepride: you know you’re messed up when you’re looking forward to joining a lettuce club Please
aminaabramovic: I open this app the way a disgruntled and jaded old man opens the newspaper in the morning
likkistu-ormur: I went to the farmer’s market yesterday and at the honey guy’s booth and there were all these bees just hangin out. Checking out the beeswax tabs, floating around the honey jars, not being aggressive, just really gentle and investigating
jonhsboyegas: [BB-8] It’s not just a movie prop. It is a working…I mean it’s not alive, but there is a machinist behind it.
organasrey: honestly please
Wow this crossover looks great
deke-it-like-datsyuk: so one of the high school buses flipped over and this was the picture they used in the newspaper
blogfrenzy: cryingkittyemoji: sharpewit: myresin: skananigans: What. omg the force awakens looks great Does anybody else think R2D2 is hot So now we have to kink shame Star Wars
ruinedchildhood: What 👅 time 👅 does 👅 the 👅 next 👅 bus 👅 leave 👅 to 👅 bikini 👅 bottom 👅
queerestmonk: discourser-of-kruphix: gwylock1: mindcrankismycommander: genonsoku: HAVE WE BEEN KINKING THE KINKS ALL THIS TIME? NO END IN SIGHT TO THE MADNESS How do you kinkshame someone whose kink is shame without having to kinkshame yourself
pokemon: Get ready to celebrate 20 years of Pokémon adventures! Join the celebration: http://bit.ly/1PoF8c9
jishdunflower: averypottermormon: throhing: BRB D E A D I am morally obligated to reblog all kitten vines @truwoman-black
dangerousnun: jengerxbread: bunchabears: bullshitcockroach: bullshitcockroach: imagine getting mugged on the way back from a convention where you bought a figurine of your favourite anime girl gimme your waifu or your laifu then u get stabbed with
thatcorbincrow: ARE THESE SKELETONS HOMO GAYS???? I DO NOT SEE A BONE TITTY I AM UNCOMFOTRABLE
animedads: “yeah let’s go with that”
frequency shift keyed
bookporn: nerdigirlbooks: I was tagged to do the #showmeyourstephenking tag. Well here it is!! I didn’t realize how many I actually had. Yes Sherlock, you are the King (of the mountain Lol) #stephenking #collection #paperback #hardcover #thriller
pkrockn: welcome to the “i really hate tumblr but everything else on this shit orb bores me and without this god dam site i’d have nothing to do with my time so i guess i’m trapped here until the site crashes completely” club
yungmethuselah: unlimitedgoats: Friends, tell me of ships you hate. The Niña, the Pinta and the Santa Maria.
fuckboyaham: cas-the-cutie: fuckboyaham: i want people to start making Hamilton ocs like just iNVENT A FOUNDING FATHER just fUCKING MAKE UR OWN AMERICAN HISTORY self insert where u wrote part of the constitution Hi my name is Yorkshire Philadelphia
‘Pacific Rim 2’ Now ‘Off the Table Indefinitely’ at Universal
prozd: explodingmandolin explains the logistics of catching every variation of Spinda. Thank you, David.
glacierponi: glacierponi: GEEEEETTT DUNKED ON HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GET 1000 NOTES
coluring: WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS??
orangeitnblack: actual footage of me at ur wedding
cuttlefishculler: sinbadism: pleasefireme: Please fire me. I work at McDonald’s and last week I spent 15 minutes trying to explain to an old man they we do not sell hot dogs (McDogs as he claimed it) then he threatened to report me for “withholding
backto5oh5: My favorite tweet in all of existence
catie-does-things: That scene in Mulan where all the ancestors are arguing about whose fault it was that Mulan ran off to join the army except with all the Force ghosts arguing about Ben Solo.
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: fluffertothestars: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: thevelosarahptor: out of curiosity I started looking up books written by twelve year olds and BIRDS THAT FIGHT WITH SWORDS Twelve year olds know what readers want <3
takomomo: “hey, what happened to the d-pad on my controller? did it just walk away??”“yep. it downright up and left.”
wingbeifong: shadowcat: shadio: zakiyaah: ty’s out here doing the lord’s work someone link me to where i can cop http://lumeecase.com @shadio this gonna be my first purchase of 2016
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nihongogogo: ‘For years, there’s only been one passenger waiting at the Kami-Shirataki train station in the northernmost island of Hokkaido, Japan: A high-school girl, on her way to class. The train stops there only twice a day—once to pick
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rispostesenzadomanda: This is Major Tom to ground control, I’m floating in the most peculiar way, and I think my spaceship knows which way to go [soundtrack]