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If at any time while trying to prove a point you use the phrase “Wake up America” you are a dipshit.

$¯\_(ツ)_/¯$

japhers: okay so the most important things I learned in Transistorthe Help() function summons a dogthe Help() function with Spark() upgrade summons two dogs

i-am-not-your-baby-unicorn: thaetre: indiana jones more like fedora the explorer Im deleting

mintylyss: succeeding: fuckyahumor: lx34e: me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet

shampooligan: oddside: shampooligan: hi I’m back what memes did I miss banksy opened a theme park, and deez nuts is running for president cool, time for me to log out again

sparklesandchalk: guys please don’t vote for Donald Trump. I don’t have enough money to move out of the United States right now.

80% Caffeine, 20% Death.

mythiicbiitch: npdcaesar: someone who hasnt seen heathers the musical explain this image my friend says “it looks like a halloween party gone wrong”

okie-dokie-froakie: you screami screamwe all screamfor ice beam

56nights: flipmode819: elite level vine right here incredible

citadelbloodbeard: While we’re on the subject of honeybees, I was recently visited by a swarm! I came home Tuesday to find a huge cloud of bees all around a magnolia tree by the garage. In less than an hour, they coalesced into a tight ball of bees

unclefather: A bee can become drunk from fermented nectar and other bees will punish it by chewing off its legs. “Hey, Pete is drunk again lets chew his legs off”

Sarcastic Compliments

notmargaery: *university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

angel: My Neopets account and my bank account have the same password.

pizzaback: he looks so sad…just let him in

frequency shift keyed

just-shower-thoughts: Holding the power button to shut down your computer feels like you’re choking someone to death

kngshxt: i wanna learn how to throw knives so i can throw em like real close n graze somebody to let em know 2 shut the fuck up

wookiewuv: roseshock: ithotyouknew: Me: *is naturally beautiful* Me: *wears makeup so I can be supernaturally beautiful* this is so important I like that.

Men arrested at Pokemon competition; assault rifle found in car

what the fuck kind of person tries to shoot up a pokemon tournamentjesus fucking fuckthat’s all I got folks, good night

lezhike: homophobic: uropyia: catsecretary: this is so funny wtf JESUS Person filming: “Ralph, did you eat my tater tots?” Dog: *opens up mouth and tater tots fall out* Person filming: “…Keep ‘em.” Crying

sixpenceee: The reflection of the light inside a house against the window makes it look like there’s a UFO outside.

thegits: i have never related to cat so much in my life

krxs10: Wiz Khalifa Violently Arrested For Legally Riding Hovercraft At LAX Rapper Wiz Khalifa was slammed to the ground by 7 grown police men and arrested at the Los Angeles International Airport on Saturday after he refused to get off his hoverboard.

allthoughtsendhere: krxs10: Unarmed, non-violent 14-year-old, shot 7 times by New Jersey police, but survives TRENTON - A Trenton teen, Radazz Hearns, 14, was unarmed when he was shot seven times by police officers Friday night while attempting to

samchekov: crystalmath: bubonickitten: the authors of this textbook were clearly high as a kite when they wrote this chapter WEENIE SPEED HOIYL FUC Weenie factor 8 Mr sulu

Table-Flipping Good.

mhalachai: stars-inthe-sky: merylisk: hlwim: ugh how the fuck do you cover letter Greetings, Exalted One. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Solo. I know that you are powerful, mighty Jabba, and that

hunghoe: Is this what white humor is???

dracumon: coldeyesthatburn: m00njpg: When u a sperm but yo pops got a condom on ima fight him “Ah this is bullshit i was winnin too”

lesbiancraft: honestly though getting all info on it from tumblr i don’t even know if the x files is actually about aliens or of it’s just this dude running around going “ALIENS” followed by the red haired woman who is babysitting him and rolling

imbigger0ntheinside: jigglypuffsvevo: cravings: justbrosthings: picturesquemockingbird: perfetic: this is the most precious beautiful picture ever i cannot right now When I first glanced at it, my first thought was ‘wow that’s a really good

fearboss: flesbian: “dark souls is the hardest game ever” holy fuck

sharky-head: furi0usg3orge: Yūsha Yoshihiko to Maō no Shiro (勇者ヨシヒコと魔王の城, lit. “The Hero Yoshihiko and the Demon King’s Castle”) This looks like a Japanese version of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and I love it

treets: I already retweeted this, but I need it here too because I love it, I love it so much

walkingonfire: Massive Dynamic

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You can be my Bae-Leef

The Device Is Set To 2.342

If you lost me in a crowd, what "offensive" thing could you yell that'd be GUARANTEED to track me down? :P

loveprideanddeepfriedchicken: There’s a movement on Facebook to rally as many people as possible to donate Ű to Bernie Sanders’ campaign on his birthday, September 8, 2015. The goal is to set the record for most individual donations for a presidential

j4ya: nickelbackthatassup: literally Starbucks keeps releasing drinks on social media and not communicating it to employees so people are coming in like can I have a cupcake frappuccino and im like who are you what the fuck are you talking about #me

what are frogs?

deathgripsforcutie: hope Mr. Peed didnt see me take this pic

RADIO MESSAGE FROM HQ: DANCE COMMANDER WE LOVE YOU

shady-inside: shadyteam: GOD

commongayboy: Keep telling yourselves that gay people are ruining marriage for everyone else

poopflow: maliciousmelons: imagine if they named a disease after your url oh god

celoewe: Foxtel drama The Secret City will star Dan Wyllie, Anna Torv and Alex Dimitriades [x]

kujo-jolyne: captain underpants is the last place i expected to see gay representation but honestly thank god!!!!

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