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studiotrigger: this just looks like a big ass corndog with eyes.
young and ashamed
flying-icecream: Shit ur right thanks
lavellwin: just saw someone use the phrase “and then the kinkshaming started rolling in” which makes me think of a humble kink farmer, chewing on a piece of hay, cupping a hand over his eyes to see a storm of angry kinkshamers brewing on the horizon
aprilwitching: vacantvisionary: “you cannot fuck osmosis jones” has the same meter as “i do not like green eggs and ham”. someone get on this mashup, stat. you cannot fuck osmosis jones you cannot fuck him over phones you cannot fuck him in
ineedtochangemyfuckingurl: when i signed up for htgawm i thought it was going to be about Mother Annalise teaching her flock of gooslings how to get their clients off of murder not the adventures of Grim Reaper and the murder children
doot: ven0moth:“ma'am can i see your id?” IT EXPIRES TODAYREBLOG IT WHILE YOU CAN
No thank you
what are frogs?
squided: ginnymcqueen: stylinsonxhealy: satanstrousers: One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society
Holy shit that whale is JACKED
Elementary Team
whatbethsays: the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly
Geometrically Sound
flatulenceontoast:
bisexualdameron: The official titles of Leia Organa
wickedclothes: legend of zelda adventurer’s pouch
oomshi: dongboarding: oomshi: eat my ass My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first I respect that
You can be my Bae-Leef
Big Dad Energy
commongayboy: The only face swap that matters
The X-Files Out of Context
prussian-birb-lord: boredpanda: Meet Ladybeard, A Cross-Dressing Wrestler And Death Metal Singer From Australia My new atheistic is crossdressing-heavy metal-weeb-wrestlers from Australia.
Is this Poli Sci 101?
tautomers: darecrow: I did the math and if the Krusty Krab closes at Six and Spongebob always arrives at work at 3 am to count the sesame seeds, and if he comes in every day except Sunday and works at a rate of 8.50 an hour, with a paycheck every two
iamtonysexual: thegestianpoet: confusedtree: There are people in the world who don’t think Waluigi is the best Mario character and that he doesn’t deserve his own game Isn’t that astounding is he telling an entire stadium to suck his weewee
elementarystan: @ELEMENTARYStaff Look up the definition of “classy” in the dictionary and you’d see this photo of @thejohnnoble. #Elementary
conksucker: oncelerswaifu: when i become a serial killer ill leave tapes that have mmm whatcya say in the mouth’s of all my victims when
pinkpaleta: just-shower-thoughts: Kids with unique names who were sad they couldn’t find personalized souvenirs are now reaping the benefits in available usernames and email addresses. (’:
maisiewilliams: when they show a scene from two seasons ago in the “previously on” you know something fishy is about to happen
my insides are copper, i'd kill to make them gold
puppy95: My kink: not having to set alarm for the next morning
dovahzuls: tetris-cat: My favorite internet phenomenon is when someone comments on a YouTube video with a really benign comment like “I love this song!” and then there are a bunch of hidden responses to that comment and then the last one isn’t
tfioschampagne: i love english literature
currents-swept-you-out-again: catsvines: the smallest trumpet noise I live for these sounds
graf-spectre: moonuncle: doritofu: here we can see that Florida is actually a poorly written artificial data matrix, as evidenced by this poorly rendered police vehicle clipping through the environment due to similation processor loads being too high
BEGAVET
me as a pilot
abalidoth: rtah-trash: ohhawkeye: I love when court cases are called things like person vs. state because I like to imagine a single person fighting a whole state on their own out of sheer rage Fun fact! The above case is an example of something
RADIO MESSAGE FROM HQ: DANCE COMMANDER WE LOVE YOU
pizza-bagel: young man, the groomsbride is a whore i said young man, please close the goddamn door
sixpenceee: In London 2010, a Nigerian couple gave birth to a blue eyed, blonde, white, non-albino baby. DNA tests confirms the mother and father are the biological parents. The parents have no known white ancestors. The doctors best guess is either
hellasceptical: raybutts: thisisjefficus: THIS IS SO HELPFUL REBLOGGING TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT NORTHERN IRELAND IS IN FACT IN THE UK. Honestly I’m from England and I don’t always know this
godpenis: when u underestimate how thicc he is and he starts to stick it in
folieadetox: christmas list: no more anxiety $$$$$$ clear skin
I need to get laid
PhD: Proudly half Dead.
rudeteens: aristotlemendozza: I cannot believe the FILTH that I recieved today why the fuck would you censor his last name and not his fucking phone number @veganhealing
Life's a struggle.. but it's a beautiful struggle.
frequency shift keyed
dracomisunderstoodmalfoy: tom felton everyone
stability: drakes not like a regular mom, hes a cool mom
captoring: when you had bad vibes about someone and then it turns out you were right
robregal: thelegalvirgin: 1200lxrd: johnnapaige: anomaly1: sassy-na: 90sdefect: Son. LMFAO WHAT THE FUCK Square up Lmfaoooooo are they serious SQUARE THE FUCK UP THEN YA LIL SNOT NOSED FRESHMAN ANKLE BITING HYPERACTIVE PIECES OF SHIT They
Oh, no.
wardens-oath: something-in-the-way-she-knows: hyvapaiva: Jupiter’s moon, Callisto. is no one going to explain what all the lights are they’re impact craters! callisto is one of the most heavily cratered object in the solar system, and as far
masculinityissofragile: PINK??? NAH BRO. MY IPHONE IS BROS GOLD Username checks out
Where is your Hillary now
