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ostracizedpoodle: paradisaic: ostracizedpoodle: basketballs smell gross go to hell?? why are you defending the smell of a ball
koalatea: 10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD.
ewelock: dean-tacos-cas: spookapple: jackvessalius: look what we have here i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life I sat here until my eyes glazed over and then was thinking ‘this is so dumb its just three
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Anthony
girlpanties:tbh girls are so nicethank you to all of the girls who’ve ever given me their last hair elastic thank you to all the girls i’ve ever danced with at parties bc i wanted to dance but no one else was dancing also thanks to all the girls who’ve
puppy enthusiast
just be real with me
just-yasmeen: “You used to be nicer.” Ummm more like I used to let you walk all over me and now that I know better you’re mad that I won’t take your bullshit anymore.
I’m opening ‘50 Shades of Grey’ to a random page and posting what I find. Part nine.
jmblack:Do u ever just like creep insta really hard and click on someones profile then go to their gf then her bff then her friends sister & then you step back and ur like 8 people deep in the instagram trench bc same
i am a single lonely dad
captain5sosaf: problackgirl: being friendly with a boy you aren’t romantically/physically attracted to and him developing feelings for you isn’t your fault, nor does it mean you were “leading him on”. you are under no obligation to date him.
here's my advice
fallen-inspiration: medusan: aydol: GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround When the tv sound cuts out so i
filthyfuckingmouths:my sisters 1st grade classroom is predominately muslim students and none of them showed up today and when she called their parents to see if they were okay they said they were too afraid to send their kids to school.so dont sit here
inscendo: “and we didn’t talk after that” is probably the saddest thing to say
hydratonic:Petition for someone to fuck me as hard as 2014 did
in-vagina-we-thrust: niggablvd: My girlfriend just asked me to learn sign language with her so she can tell me how bad she wants to fuck me in front of my parents Keep her
memories
iwanttosingabouttragedy: I’ll never get tired of bad lip reading. I’m still wondering how their mouths are forming these words.
champzagne: one man… with the world in his hands
drugdealt: sounds perfect
lilgremlingirl: are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch
heavyxhitter:
الورود
orangeitnblack: this was a shitload of work so it better get some notes
darmani: thatkilljoy: chromeofficial: nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek how old are you “thatkilljoy” living up to the url i see
thechamberofsecrets: Demi lovato comes out of nowhere every 6 months to be rude and annoying
orcas: harlds:fan: she’ll shit her pantsharry: why do you want her to shit her pants?! the concern on his face tho
tatianamaslnay:rexuality: if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious #i’m so funny my friends are so lucky to have me
babustyles: x
niallimlegal: *white person voice* so like are you…what like… cultur—like…what ethnic—like…what type of like—what are…where are you from?
benvolio-the-living: I hate when parents use the whole “I pay for your food and clothes and everything else!” Excuse to make their kids feel guilty. Its like, oh, yes, sorry you decided to have a child and actually have to care for that child. What
nervouspeach:teenage romance // 20.11.14
tyelr: bagmilk: Do u ever see someone so hot ur asshole throbs please go to church this sunday
