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benwinstagram: i love how harryās idea of great stage performing is spitting water all over himself, getting onto his knees, flailing, grabbing his dick and playing with his hairā¦. he right
lildrunk:im not in the mood to exist rn
celinehoe: attitude towards boys: disappointed but not surprised
*looks innocent but is actually kinky as fuck*
lilgremlingirl: are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch
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bootycaller: who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me
i am a single lonely dad
drizzydrehk: OH MY GOD LMAO
laurenbacal:jordaanstaal:Literally the best scene in any movie released this year #channing tatum is a comedic genius pass it on
jakemalik: everyone stop fighting just stop it leave it to the cute little puppies
rebeccacumberland: when youāve just finished an 8 hr shoot and Simons calls you about some appearanceĀ
guy: do you ever type a long rant and then at the end of it you select all of it and delete it because no one cares
tsarcasm: trapsical: I took a shit in my grandmaās catās litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so
floatingpoop: step 1: make girl laugh step 2: make girl moan
just be real with me
roxydemi: marcos-bott:demongirl16:saucymemedong: Did somebody just look at the moon and think ābut what if opposite?ā It would look like an eye ITS NINE IN THE AFTERNOON Itās eye in the after moon
imp3rfectious: distimiya: donāt let tumblr make you believe that -smoking is cool -being a narcissistic bitch is acceptable -trusting nobody is healthy -starving yourself will make you beautiful -hating everybody is okay - that working hard for grades
stoprunningfornothing: “Why are we here?”“For this.ā
puppy enthusiast
affectionaate: forehead kisses collarbone kisses cheek kisses neck kisses jaw kisses nose kisses just give me tons of kisses please
gutsygumshoe:one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but iām in a relationship so i just said so and he was like āno worries, take it as flattery thenāTHATāS how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking
snapchatting: shaxaphone: snapchatting: be extra nice to people who donāt know what fisting is wait whats fisting you look beautiful today
colgek:iceey-ent:zvcruvolo:He just shit on your whole life, bitch.I donāt get it Heās thanking her for her criticism because thatās the polite thing to do when being judged for something you are pursuing a career in. She showed her complete and
Drake probably playing GTA right now picking up prostitutes and dropping them off in safer cities.
kudrax: i think a personās room tells you a lot about them and its always interesting to me the first time i see someoneās room. so here is my room, cluttered, messy, but more organised than you would think.
literalizing: Teacher: *gives 25 minute speech about wasting time* Ā
landorus: cashier: thatāll be Ŭ.20 me: bruh cashier: bruh
