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revoult: it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight
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i am a single lonely dad
internetmessiah: I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.
perruh:glittakid: i saw these two girls while riding a gondola in venice. they were smoking and chatting on their windowsill, waving at passing boats. i thought they were incredibly lucky; i would love to share an apartment with my friend or sister in
Happiness
legalmeth: still-moving-on: whitefapel: plathae: hippiesispunkz: craziest ad ive seen in a while omfg haha i thought of the cte song Definitely sang that… ☆ similar here ☆
princessbubbledumb:croptops:god i fucking love people like right now someone is kissing their baby on the forehead for the first time and someone just went into a french bakery and is deeply inhaling and someone is dyeing their hair the color of the sky
babyxnanas: you know whenever harry does that thing in his verse…. are you sleeping baby by yourself or are you giving it to someone else…. let’s have another toast to the girl almighty…. you’re not a constant star….. even when the night
cummbunny: everyone underestimates how kinky I am
الورود
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autonihilism: children wake up early because they still get excited about life
puppy enthusiast
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memories
JrK
kittycamp: I get progressively uglier throughout the day
Wear that dress with no panties. Fuck the rules.
47th Street, New York City, 1957. Photo by André Robé.
burghers: idk why people think school uniform is so bad it means you can get away with wearing the same thing everyday
doctorjimbo: today’s summer camp activity will be trust falling onto my dick
thechristopherglen:Me looking at my future
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hitlersasshole: I burn like 2000 calories everytime i put my bed sheets on by myself
MY GOAL IS TO CREATE A LIFE THAT I DON'T NEED A VACATION FROM
asphyxion: when my dog had surgery he cried a lot the first night, but he’d stop when i laid down beside him. so i crawled into his cage with him so he’d stop crying and pet him until he fell asleep. i fell asleep with him and when i woke up, that
who your sign should date
feed-me-fitness: amburgurandfries: enterthedreamatorium: If you’re a boy who walked up to younger/nerdier girls in the hallway during high school and said “hey my friend thinks you’re cute” and then burst into giggles along with said friend
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fruitcrocs:fruitcrocs: i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together i take this back the pasta
“remember that time in 7th grade when you-“
tupacabra: prettygirlfrommichigan: tupacabra: name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense wat are u talking about they all make scents shut the fuck up
queergladers:I love it when ppl use my name?????????????? when they say something and mention my name???????? when I didn’t know they knew my name but apparently they do?????????????????????? idk why ??????????? it’s just rly nice when ppl know u
dyoluu:1/2 Continuation of In your most comfortable state, series for school
eroticaremix1: WWA ↳ Blowing kisses
horandbitch:
adultnapped: isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die
nutmeg101: Date someone you can be fucking weird as hell with who at the end of the day still wants to get naked with you.
peenslayer: drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk.
y0rkie: *fixes my sleep schedule* *ruins it the very next day* bro
tropicalifornication:*goes out of room* *grabs food* *goes back in the room* *repeats the next day*
