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our lives were conquered by a chemical imbalance
heliolisk:I love seeing pawprints cause that means at some point a dog walked on that spot and then i think about dogs and its a good time
brattyhealy:can’t believe all irish people were born today wow happy birthday
puppy enthusiast
snorlaxatives: the annual scholastic book fair was the only reason i didn’t drop out of elementary school
hoekage: the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love
84emojis: key-lo: 84emojis: if u find a dude who dont talk too much cherish him am I that dude? u cant even be quiet on my post so i doubt it
Long live long hair
largecoin: what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired
Happiness
mikeysvevo: can u believe last year i actually manipulated one of my teachers into thinking i handed up my project and she was like “oh yea alanah i remember reading yours it was really good i think i gave you 90% for it?” and i literally said “im
everybody a hoe
👼🏻
i am a single lonely dad
Pastor of disaster
oportunitas: People who can’t handle all black outfits are weak
flowinguniverse:My Safe place
fukgirl: nah-thats-not-it: The only hair a woman should have between her legs is my beard. I found it. the worst text post in the history of the world.
wentzslut:LETS GET HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!grades
drakemogie:take this down
harryshispal: When drake says ‘who the fuck you really wanna be with besides me’ I just think true….. Ain’t nobody else Aubrey… You’re my one and only
Anthony
peko-pekoyama: “He burnt my shake”
dialupmodem:this generation is so lazy! get off ur ass and start a war! or ruin the economy or something! how do i send an e-mail!
nerdyleckisarchive:no but actually my favorite thing is when people tag me in things they think i would like
bewbin: precumming: how do bugs get to the 5th floor of a building determination
omgthatstotallyme:You know what’s so dang attractive? KINDNESS. PEOPLE WHO ARE KIND AND WARM AND DONT IGNORE YOU AND ARE GOOD FRIENDS AND SMILE A LOT AND LOVE PEOPLE ARE REALLY ATTRACTIVE BUT THATS JUST MY OPINION
prongsvszayn:husband goals me: *accidentally says zayn’s name in bed* husband: me: husband: bitch me too!! tf!
harrystylesdaily: Tokyo, Japan - Night 2 (📷credit)
0-425:phone camera vs film camera
just be real with me
