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nonesexual: funflowerseeds: compare and contrast yet whose getting the votes?? i swear america, dont fuck this up for yourselves. i’m looking at you north carolina.
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becoming an adult cheat sheet!!!
convexly: untitled by crowdedteef on Flickr.
4girls1cup:thedarkmelodist:lilcochina:I can’t believe our culture allows grown men to openly thirst over high school girlsI can’t believe our culture allows incessant whining no one cares about. right pedophilia is so not a big deal. not at all. why
Reblog if you've seen one of your followers naked
jigglypuffsvevo: #cinematic masterpiece of our time
averagefairy: jetaimex33: averagefairy: dont ask me to hang out at 11pm what do you think this is…..i’m in bed i got no bra on i already exfoliated. its too late Not this one. Take me out at 11, 12, one in the morning idgf let’s live while we’re
✟vessel of sin✟
zodiacmind: Fun facts about your sign here
thedorkiestviking: papadaftpunk: american sex education be like UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE
sixpenceee: phxncyclidine: For Sixpenceee’s Deep Dream Post! After a shoot I used the dreamscope app to enhance the photos Deep Dream Post
The Absolute Funniest Posts On Tumblr
soloontherocks: things I want to see: tattooed young Hera who redefines what it means to be feminine (ex: x ) Apollo enjoying counterculture modern music that isn’t what your grandaddy listens to because the god of music loves all music Hermes dropping
jamiesanerd:banquos—ghost:alliekitaguchi:THEY DID IT AGAINwhere does this family get off being this ridiculous and cute
brokenpencilsharpener: I have these two neighbours and they’re married and they gotta be like in their late 30s and I’m making dinner and I look out the window and they’re running around outside in their pajamas and bare feet with water pistols
ikealanterns: pleeeeeaaaaase don’t make fun of people for being overenthusiastic about their interests. if you see someone getting really excited about something and you think it’s a good idea to ruin their fun (and don’t think people don’t notice
You need to marry someone you'd still be down to fuck real quick in the laundry room while the kids are watching 'The Lion King' downstairs and there's only ten minutes left on the timer till you need to take the dinosaur nuggets out the oven.
uchiprincess: sucymemebabaran: notacooltaco: ssjgssjgoku: i don’t know what the point of digging up this story from 2011 was but it’s pretty fun to visualize Yeah, this man would make a great president this is a v. important article because
itssken: Seal befriends woman sitting on the beach - Video
beyoncescock: unescapable: cosmictwobyfour: I aspire to BE THIS
imagineagreatadventure: I just thought this set of tweets was really important.
heart:signorespock:heart: u know that one person that you literally love and care about more than anyone else in the world like why does that exist who made up feelings Well it was most likely an evolutionary advantage at the time apes first developed
kirins-forrest: ‘Hello land dog, I am water dog.’
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the-melanin-goddess: This tea …
sideb00b: dreamshappenhere: I could see my wife in this you can see anybody in it…it’s see through
potentially lovely, perpetually human.
unregardless:i honestly hate the way this generation treats cheating as if its some funny joke, its disgusting, if you cheat on your partner youre a fucking scumbag
iphotographlove: It terrifies me that Donald trump can stand in front of an audience and shout that Mexicans are rapist and a slew of other racist things and people start cheering USA! That shit doesn’t scare you? Like who the fuck are these people?
revolver-ossified: He literally thinks he was just threatened with cannibalism
This is my life, Nothing amazing ever happens here
dachocolatethunder: politicalsexkitten: taylorswift discuss.
melchiorgabor: ok no offense but some of us *looks pointedly at self in mirror* need to fucking chill
thebestoftumbling: so calm
Not Enough
nervous-princess: thegreenwolf: sachimo: abeardfullofbees: alilnugget: wanashou: beatonna: If you aren’t totally quaking in your boots at the news of millions of bees dead, yet again, you’re nuts. this should be concerning a lot more people
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the-social-recluse: THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN finding someone aesthetically pleasing being sexually attracted to someone being romantically attracted to someone #and its ok if you can’t figure out what the fuck you’re actually feeling
zodiacmind: More fun Zodiac facts here
jaclcfrost: if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following they are called “shorts” i look great
miss-nerdgasmz: ho0zy: when you shake up a soda, do you blame the soda for bursting with pressure or the force that shook it? A little louder for the racists in the back
ZACK IS ON TUMBLR
☆Studio Ghibli☆
fr0stedlips: polar-bite: clientsfromhell: Client: Do you do lemonade? Me: Do we do… lemonade? Client: Yes, I was told you do that here. Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop. Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. Me: I’m sorry,
somanybadcustomers: Me: *ringing up order* Do you have a rewards card with us? Customer: No, and I don’t want one. Me: Okay. *finishes transaction* Customer: *pulls out rewards card* Oh wait, is this the one? Can you use it now? Me: …
thecommonchick: This is definitely on my bucket list 😍👻🎃
jmmayen: kianlawley: jigglypuffsvevo: humorous: nice-wig-janis: lubricates: justbrosthings: andrewquo: beam-me-up-broadway:fucksebastianstan: basedpidgeot: feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese: urbendisaster: what? The wheels take impact and stress
patadeurso: Summer Wars.
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puckish-agent-of-change: shout out to all the kids who aren’t good at what they’re passionate about, and who aren’t passionate about what they’re good at
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homet0wn: J. Cole on ‘good cops’ x The Combat Jack Show
