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zackisontumblr: pinkmanjesse: gypped: hoodrichjay: I hate when people say “I’m Spanish” like no that’s a language not a nationality i hate when people say “i’m danish” like no that’s a pastry not a nationality i hate when people
fawnsocks: i hate when old people glare at me for a really long time like ok judith sorry that slavery isn’t legal anymore maybe u should go knit your deathbed now
geodude: gerardpiqashian: Idk what I find more amusing, the vine or the fact that Shakira approves of it IM SCREAMING
jmmayen: cravings: coluring: spork: tea-again: anything can be a crop top anything
100kplusnotez: saxophone-kraken: do-he-got-the-aobooty-he-do: shia-suprise: pagingme: boom Holy shit turn on the audio PLEASE TURN ON THE AUDIO I will reblog this every time I see it because literally every time I cannot handle it
jmmayen: pamelanoemi: 50shadezofcarter: thecommonchick: im-madeof-saltn-sand: favoritemood: beautifulgodzilla: beautifulgodzilla: THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED AW IT GOT BETTER. THIS IS THE BEST BOY EVER.
storeboughtisfine: thenatalchart11: fuks: help him max: taurus, gemini, cancer, virgo, aquarius, piscessarah: aries, gemini, leo, libra, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn someone finally applied the zodiac to this
johnlockismyreligion: I’m not American, and I want to vote for him.
Curiosity at it's finest.
acelaces: Eduardo and his creator Nina Valarosa
It Was Easier to Give in Than Keep Running
lauronicamarsthevampireslayer: holier-than-cow: 221cbakerstreet: beyondterrestrial: This is satisfying to me. They’re free Yes, but at what cost? 16 cents.
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babybrannen: Sorry mum
meleg-vagyok: cruxofargon: the-critical-feminist: cishetwhiteoppressor: Finally, a sane celebrity who doesn’t bend the knee to feminist bullshit. Source My god I love her. I know people are gonna get salty af about this but by God she’s RIGHT.
virginrosemary: radiocandy: friendly reminder that famous viner curtis lepore is a rapist. as long as people are still watching his vines I will keep reblogged this
swiggity-switchface: Posted in the student union
jasbutts: And oh, don’t you wanna love?And don’t you wanna feel?I remember, you were reckless, you were hungryYou were real
dancingloki: siraurion: vipvictor: ceruleancynic: mechanicaljewel: A lobster is smarter than me. that’s a mantis shrimp and it is definitely smarter than me whattt??!!! It’s because of how they see color. It was probably super obnoxious to
ZACK IS ON TUMBLR
kaiba-cave: Do you ever hear a song by a band you’ve never heard before and you’re like oh my god, I must listen to more of their music! And then you do and it’s like, oh, apparently that one song I heard was their only good song…
It Is Currently Real Kiwi Hours
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nicolethedopefiendqueen: 97gigi: i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison than rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape??? Reblogging for the 1 million time because fucking realest thing I’ve read on
punkwix: Trans actors exist! Trans actors need to get hired! Trans actors can and should play trans roles! Trans actors can also play cis roles! There is literally NO excuse for a cis person to EVER play a trans person!
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prousts: #tbt that time i was raving about an all women shakespeare company and some fuckboy butted in with “i hate how you never hear about all men shakespeare productions” that has honestly been the highlight of my university career so far
proverbialblindman: Anxiety isn’t cute. Don’t act like you have it because if you want it, here. Have mine. Because it’s not fucking cute and I don’t want it.
alackalack: runawaylon3r: Bulimia isn’t a long haired pretty girl bending over a toilet with a tragically beautiful face on. It’s a puffed miserable face with vomit dripping from it’s chin and a fucking nose bleed. Anorexia isn’t a slim figure
sixpenceee: Lapidaria margaretae is a genus of dwarf succulent plants. They have a geometric shape and are really interesting to look at.
cute-bird-dad: i think we all have that one piece of media we like that’s basically “i love this thing, but i dont think everyone should watch this thing and would not categorically recommend it to other people i know, this thing has a lot of problems
afromandl: captioned-vines: victorpopejr: Drafts Person 1: “Alright, what do you want to name him?”Person 2: “Spike.”Person 1: [laughing] “People are gonna think he’s a dog!”Person 2: “Well, the police can’t kill a dog and get
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bee-hivestudios: dezfez: grosser: geminifluxed: hellbunnyshutch: Reblogging because this actually is a thing that should concern more people. If bees go extinct we will ALL die. No question about it. We cannot live without them. fav postsave
staar84:backstageleft:janeycake:hawkyaly:platonicknifelust:sourcedumal:aellagirl:samandriel:crypticcorvid:samandriel:How to give your kids trust issues and anxiety brought to you by privacy invading mormon DadSee Also: How to further endanger people in
Queen Of Hell
miss-nerdgasmz:protego-et-servio: sushidrama: How people are ignoring the planned parenthood thing is beyond me! They’re selling human body parts from aborted babies! How is that in any way right! Planned Parenthood is donating the tissue to research
iamsmallcat: the last one killed me
Not Enough
powerburial: passion: “pokemon is running out of ideas” geodude was a rock with arms no, he also had eyes, and a mouth, and a strong brow, and a great personality
k009: Little artist things~~
honeyxglow: diigiitalviisiions: an-inarticulate-senseofsuburbia: What carved me into the Bitch I am today The last one The last ones just straight savage
whatupprincess: Disney at Hogwarts by Eira1893
tiddygorrl: suzannasalem: soils extracted from different parts of the sahara desert b*tch I thought this was a bronzer!!!!!!!
alaskastardust: I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE
blazeduptequilamonster: huffingtonpost: 19 Men Go Shirtless And Share Their Body Image Struggles The fruitless quest for a “perfect” body isn’t unique to women, though based on the body image conversations we tend to hear, it’s easy to think
deebott: meredithmeri: likeafuckinlife: DRINK WATER deebott I be telling these niggas constantly asking me about my skin bitch if you don’t hydrate you are going to continue to look like the dark side of the moon
the-professor: palestinianpapi: ekschwartz: palestinianpapi: palestinianpapi:Just a reminder to the world 1.8 million Palestinians from Gaza are denied by Israel from visiting other PALESTINIAN cities in the West Bank. And the irony is, any tourist
owldude: jawnski: secret bunny conference “the ladybugs are on to us”
donaldjareddunn: When someone identifies with their favorite character it can say a lot about them. Whenever someone says “they are so me” believe them. Sometimes liking a favorite character they identify with is the closest thing to catch a glimpse