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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: im sorry rosie youve been a good friend
OPRESS ME DIGEST ME
tenofswords618:givemeinternet:This is a theater stage for a playno thats a boss battle
sexwithwrex: sandandglass: President Obama with his anger translator at the 2015 White House Correspondents’ Dinner he actually did it. this nigga actually did it.
more-than-slightly-ali: zooophagous: prokopetz: skittles-n-gravy: perpetual-galaxies: Jack is hardcore as fuck scare me like one of your french girls For money money, the most interesting thing about this confrontation is how completely it inverts
And In That Moment I Swear We Were Infinite!
youresofucking-lovely: This makes me very uncomfortable.
intensional: winglessraven: zaynspersonalbodyinspector: In our society today girls feel that they need to be skinny in order to find love. Fact is, your true love is gonna love you no matter what. If he cares about the size of your thighs more
desitively-bonnaroo:motok-wolf: I HAS NO TAIL IM GONNA SHAKE MY WHOLE BODY INSTEAD boxers are a fucking treasure oh my god. best dogs
gifthescreen: I’ve been teaching myself how to make sushi online.
AU where Dumbledore’s Army uses the Chamber of Secrets instead of the Room of Requirement
hello
This is my life, Nothing amazing ever happens here
cumber-kitty: hurryupmerlin: thegirlwithgoldeyes: imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes
theomeganerd: Game of Hyrule
fitandfruity: sapphiredoves: sadmomhair: if your parents bought you a car, don’t ask why i don’t drive yet. if your parents pay for your college, don’t ask why i’m not going to school. if your parents paid for your apartment, don’t tell me
✟vessel of sin✟
The sun also rises.
In complete and utter denial about a surprise ending in a book...
teenboypopstar: my ride
Life Through My High Eyes
FullerFigureFullerBust
who-started-this-fuckery: damn
macaulaykulkin: "Hate is baggage. Life’s too short to be pissed off all the time.“ American History X (1998)
mixgawdess: brownglucose: the-devils-dandy: ultrafacts: When an assisted living home in California shut down, many of its residents were left behind, with nowhere to go. The staff at the Valley Springs Manor left when they stopped getting paid —
It Stems from the Heart
videohall: Mama cat encourages her kitten to escape
gaiusdumpling:Did I ever share this? My mom was just like “why are you laughing at that car?”
teacupsandcyanide: whynotihavenothingbettertodo:I CANT BREATH Man: [slightly confused] You can pet him.Excited dog person: [shrieks happily] REALLY? OK
Welcome back to my thoughts. I've missed you.
zackisontumblr: i want to be THIS happy
mishasminions: FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT STEVE WORE HIS OLD LESS DURABLE SUIT AND QUOTED A LINE THAT BUCKY HAD SAID TO HIM 70-SOMETHING YEARS AGO TO TRY TO TRIGGER BUCKY’S MEMORIES. FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT STEVE ROGERS NEVER BACKS DOWN FROM A FIGHT BUT
somethingunlikeanythingelse:londonbakerstreet:lokithesnarkworld:staff:andrew-satan-hussie:Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up
ironychan: mischievousshota: indevan: simonjadis: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: emeraldcharos: wessasaurus-rex: kikojaharo: This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen. ”What the fuck?” She’s not even scared, she’s just
sandandglass: Top ten Obama jokes from the 2015 WHCD (full speech)
dem-deutschen-volke: sarcasticallysassy:lovedtypething: it is illegal to be gay in 76 countries it is illegal to be gay in 76 countries it is illegal to be myself in 76 countries that’s about 39% of all the countries in the world gay marriage is
tastefullyoffensive: He looks so concerned about everything. (photos by egzo)Previously: Albert the Angry Sheep Cat
victoriancuddler: wendymabelaraneaprenderghast: #he never said no oh crap
uh-im-cool-i-guess: kiercns: hypeoverload: kiercns: ur not punk if ur not nice wrong UR NOT PUNK IF UR NOT NICE “in a room full of fuck you, the most punk thing is thank you.” -Patrick Stump
zebablah: i can’t believe this happened
telernarketing: talking to someone and they go offline straight away
hara-kiri: andoutcamethewolf: infamyjunkie: micdotcom: These brilliant “No Catcalling” signs are popping up around NYC These are fucking retarded. Brilliant in that they’re finding any and every reason to manipulate people’s freedom and
The People's Republic of Bananas
bamnbi: im crying
fugdamatriarchy: sarcasticfina: bedussey: I just learned that there’s a man who shops at trader joes in Seattle and buys things in bulk and then transports them up to Vancouver to his own store called “pirate joes” because there are no trader
bunnybr0: me coming to comfort u
the-softwolf: THIS IS MY FAVORITE.
heymrsamerica: albinwonderland: “”Excuse me,” she asked. “Can I buy you a coffee?” It was a nice surprise. Most people don’t buy me cups of coffee, and I was just sitting at the Starbucks trying to plot my novel. So it was kind
When older people complain about the state of my generation
if this post gets 100,000 notes ill get pepe the frog tattooed on me somewhere
reginamilllz: #there are people in this world who don’t like piper chapman
nerdjpg: i can’t believe angelina jolie killed taylor swift
madgesundersee: PAST ARENAS: 65TH ANNUAL HUNGER GAMES The year of the 65th Annual Hunger Games took place by an old temple from the ancient centuries. The temple had crumbling steps and was covered in vines. There were pathways inside the temple that
original-plastic: Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.