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dontbeanassharry: aroacelukeskywalker: nursenotes: 1. Fist: Make a fist around the epi-pen, don’t place your thumb/fingers over either end2. Flick the blue cap off3. Fire. Press down into the outer thigh (the big muscle in there), hold for 10 seconds
falcnpunch: R E T U R N T O T H E D E P T H S
colorfulandblack: thememesupreme: George Weasley did not celebrate his twenty first birthday. When his mother had sent him an owl inviting him back to The Burrow, all she got back were the words “I can’t blow out the candles alone.” He hasn’t
zodiacmind: Fun facts about your sign here
unpredicteble: being the most liberal family member is exhausting but somebody gotta stay woke and look good doin it
Dab Queen
ultrafacts: The area code for most of the county became “321” in 1999, as in the “3…2…1… lift-off!” (Fact Source)Follow Ultrafacts for more facts
lah-disputes: I decided to create a masterpost that would help you with what you are struggling with. Hopefully any of the links below will help you!Reminder; You’re going to be okay. What you are going through will pass, just remember to breathe.
mkultra victim
elierlick: Shots fired
lindsaylohansmugshot: This is possibly my favorite tweet
k-i-l-l-a-p-a-m: *spits out tea* hahahahaha
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vibrate higher.
cutereptiles: artdweeb: Durden likes to watch me change clothes. That is just insanitary. :]
poorrichardjr: huffingtonpost: ‘I Don’t Want To Die In Your Cell,’ Woman Told Police Shortly Before Dying In Jail A recently released video shows Ralkina Jones discussing her multiple health issues with police. Find out exactly what transpired
ruinedchildhood: Jinkies
goldstarprivilege: appropriately-inappropriate: wirstdate: liefplus: if u weren’t aware of salvation army’s homophobia, its prety hardcore a guy in a salvos truck yelled at me and my gf while we were kissing today so I was thinking of this Do
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mrbutts: ohstephyy: my boyfriend made me leave because i haven’t stopped watching this video. this is the most important video of my life
theoreocat:I’ve found the perfect spot to hide from Monday.
uptown-funky-nuts: I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.
shay-gnar: themoonphase: Here’s Hyde to cleanse the negativity from your blog and dash. thx Hyde love u baby
davidsduchovny: Keira Knightley was SEVENTEEN in the first pirates of the caribbean movie and now she’s THIRTY and she looks EXACTLY THE SAME. And by “exactly the same” I mean at seventeen she looked like she was in her mid twenties and possessed
ecstatic-motion: My cat brought us a present today. I have never seen a rabbit SO angry.
insta; sluuugly
marcovicci: lil tail curl… sunbeam… happy closed eyes… symmetrical face markings… excellent whiskers… yes, this is a High Quality Cat
i-think-im-tripping: This line was improvised
jostello: Instead of sexualizing boobs, how about we sexualize the clitoris? You know, the thing that has no other purpose than sexual stimulation, yet many people are unaware of its existence? Let’s do that.
hoodrichjay: tbh i just wanna be a 26 year old with my little apartment in new york doing my own shit
tennants-hair: things to call tall people lamp post sentient tree venti caramel frappuccino extra long baguette microphone stand empire state bulding
alpha-trill: dufax: 50 cent calling white people out on cultural appropriation 😂😂
flashinqlights: ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened
gothberries-r-us: This is my family cat, Miss Kitty, who thinks that the phone is a kitten…
milkandtwee: SHOES: Bettie Page DRESS: Bea & Dot BAG: Betsey JohnsonSorry for the late post. I’ve been sick lately and also trying to balance having a decent schedule next to my new job. Hoping not to fall off again!!
potentially lovely, perpetually human.
babylungzzz: craterbutt: hexygen: which are u: wine mom, beer dad, or vodka aunt weed cousin Ketamine in-law
vegan-yums: Doughnuts vegan style / Recipe
all-i-ever-want-is-you: that-ankle-though: I don’t understand how people say mean things so easily lol like someone could have spent years learning to love themselves and you say something and take them back to square one with just a few words I
blindthoughts:I just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab their
alt-and-black: this is a reall thing and it makes me so fucking angry
pleatedjeans: via
voguemorge: one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
lost my mind oh wait there it is
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cerulean-warbler: mephistos-cafe-lattes: lighter-stronger-healthier: i can’t stop watching his hair tho, as the hood flies off there’s a lot to discuss here
whjat: nothing-but-a-hiddlesbatch-thang: When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend
towelie-tim: bonglips-prettyhits
Donald Trump
mexicanheaux: i hate when your friends say something problematic and youre like??? i didnt raise you to be like that??
democracyisdead: redditfront: A little bit of electrical tape can make a day precisely the type of content I’m looking to see on my dash tbh.
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shyandfunny: queercakes: Today in unnecessarily and aggressively gendered products. Ass wipes. It’s bigger.