Those Naughty Victorians (thosenaughtyvictorians.tumblr.com)
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vintage-eros: Fun times a Belle Epoque era brothel. Circa 1890s Paris, from the antique erotica archives at DeltaofVenus.com. Yet another masterpiece of awkwardly posed Victorian menage a trois shenanigans.
thosenaughtyvictorians: vintage-addicted: Her face. Those hats. I..I can’t. Reblogging this because I actually can’t stop staring at it and I’m also about 98.5% sure the hat on the right is literally made out of a chicken. A CHICKEN.
Can it be? A Victorian print that isn’t mind searingly hideous? Of course we can’t see the colors, so it could be fuchsia and hunter green for all we know. Also still bored. Ask box still open. Entertain me?
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valeriool: big penis Thought process: Is that guy in the background fishing? Oh look there’s a chick in the water …attached to the fishing line… …by her lady parts… Is…is he using her as bait, or did he seriousl
Is it just me, or are naked man-legs kind of hilarious? Lookit them knobbly knees
vintage-addicted: Another lovely example of the total nonchalance and non-performance of Victorian/Edwardian erotic photography I love so much.
vintage-addicted: Silly hat time? Silly hat time. Yes.
And today we have another episode of Oh God, Those Curtains, Whyyyyyy
Bringing back these pictures, all together at last! Because Halloween. Also possibly may just go crazy posting tonight because I threw out my back, so my Halloween plans have become “lie on the couch on tumblr trying not to whimper in an undignifi
vintage-addicted: Her face. Those hats. I..I can’t.Â
vintage-eros: Nun & monk channel their inner acrobats - mid-1800s France, from the antique porn collection at DeltaofVenus.com. I was hoping to have some silly Victorian costumed pornography to post for Halloween but going through my drafts this
vintage-eros: Smiling For The Camera. Circa late 1800s France, from the antique erotica archives at DeltaofVenus.com. Of all the ridiculous-ass shit I find while running this thing, my favorite will always be the pictures of the people who seem to be
I’ve been staring at this one and off for months and I still cannot figure out what is up with or on that guy’s face. Is he wearing a mask? Is it paint? And why is he wearing what looks like a Navy uniform shirt and then plaid pants? Also,
thosenaughtyvictorians: In which we learn silly hats are not even limited to humans. Go home, bottle, you’ve been drunk. Reblogging because I appreciate my puns. Even if NO ONE ELSE DOES. MWAHAHAAAAAA.
motherofbroccoli: i lied one more lol
1200reasons: ov-al: tropical-cave: tropical-cave: brianmchale: welcometomylifeex3: raquelsh0lding0ntillmay: foundmywaywheniwaslost: alittledoseofsunshine: sort-of-un-balanced: I posted this three times tonight and had three people tell me that
becca-morley: history human kind
Girl on the left is so done with these shenangins
Lesbian foursome! Gosh these ladies must’ve had a long day.
In which we learn silly hats are not even limited to humans. Go home, bottle, you’ve been drunk.
More familiar faces!
nightinmyveins: Vintage Erotica: a watercolor by the 19th-century French artist Achille Deveria. Image from Wikimedia Commons. In my head, this is Victoria and Albert when they got bored at parties.
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So I know I said I probably wouldn’t post anymore modeling photos on this blog, buuuuuut… I lied. These are some of my very very favorites from that Preston Castle shoot, and I’m too damn proud of them not to share. I REGRET NOTHING.
thecloudedminded: thosenaughtyvictorians: Well that’s impressive Posting this not because it gets me hot. But it’s fascinating to know these arrogant porn stars today who think they’re so original have been just copying what has been going on
vintage-addicted: It took me, not kidding, at least two minutes of staring at this picture to figure out the legs. Anatomy and I are not friends. (also friendly reminder my ask box is open, for the love of god please distract me from this journal revie
vintage-eros: Putting The Opera Glasses To Good Use. Circa mid-1800s (France or UK), from the antique erotica archives at DeltaofVenus.com.
vintage-addicted:
vintage-eros: Parisian Mademoiselle & Antique Dildo.Circa 1870s or 1880s, courtesy of the vintage erotica archives at DeltaofVenus.com. Silly haaaats, silly haaaaats. (Also, some shots from the steampunk shoot are up over here now, doo-de-doo, shame
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kalliopestarmist: I forget that old cameras don’t always have to take formal pictures I forget that old timey people were human, too. RELEVANT. Not porn, but still. You wouldn’t be here if your life didn’t need Victorians bein’
Have more of the lesbian foursome! My long term relationship just ended and everything is shitty, but at least there’s Victorian pornography! Hooray!
I do believe it is time for another installment of Women Having Sex in Stupid Hats. Also, grad school has eaten my brain, and it’s only gonna get worse. I’ll try to remember to post, I promise.
Ye Olde Religious Fetishism
On today’s episode of Oh My God, Why Would You Pair That Couch with That Rug, Are You Actually Blind?
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The fact that there not only exists ONE Victorian/Edwardian picture of a man sticking his penis in a woman’s armpit, but TWO pictures makes me deliriously happy. Or that could be the insomnia talking. Either way.
centuriespast: Nude Auguste Belloc (French, 1800–1867) 1856-60. Albumen silver print, MoMA The Silly Hat fairy strikes again!
Familiar faces! I’ve become rather inordinately fond of this little foursome.
vintage-eros: Frenchman Ponders Whilst Getting Blown By Exceedingly Curvy Strumpet. This one is part of a series dating to the very earliest years of photographic XXX - mid-1800s, gleaned from the antique porn archives at DeltaofVenus.com. Of all the
Not Victorian, but hot damn, I love her.
Well that’s impressive
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….I think they need more prints…
mydrunkkitchen: The Real Question: How should I be wearing this hat? Ok, not porn, I’m sorry, I promise porn right after this, but there are some things that are important to me, and if any of the 500 of you need someone to stand with you in the
ye olde rim job
Ye olde titty-fucking
mydaguerreotypeboyfriend: Brighton Swimming Club, 1863 (via The Retronaut) Check out those….stovepipes! Not strictly porn, but MY GOD do I love this picture.
Not only do we have sock garters, but garish fabrics and the hint of a mustache. A trifecta of Victorian delights!
antique-erotic: Sir, that is a mightily impressive display of flexibility!Â
Soooo that last post went to the totally wrong tumblr. Sorry. Have a mustache to make up for it. (If anyone is interested in my other tumblr, which is personal, and by personal I mean mostly a whole lot of fangirling and capslock and apparently baby
In which we see the Silly Hat Fairy does not limit her attacks to women…