Those Naughty Victorians (thosenaughtyvictorians.tumblr.com)
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Every time I see a photo from this set I am disappointed anew that the numbers on his collar aren’t 69. Because I am secretly a twelve year old boy.
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I’m pretty sure this hat beats out the chicken hat for the Sheer and Utter Ugliness Award. Which, let me tell you, I did not think could possibly be done.
I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.
Antique Pornography of Women on Ladders. Because I love you. Thanks for sticking around.
Well that happened… I can’t believe there’s over a thousand of you all now. I have another silly round-up for you in the works, as something of a thank-you gift. Cheers, my darlings. I love you all.
Blah blah blah dildo, blah blah blah chastity belt, I have nothing of import to say but holy fuck do I want those stockings.
roachpatrol: doctrspaceman: phoenixaskani: If this woman was alive today, she’d have my vote. Shit. SERIOUSLY THO someone raise this woman from the dead so i can vote for her
grandma-did-it: Another set assembled from pieces that came from different sources. I love it when people put photosets together so I don’t have to.
elzebrook: Three in the morning after dancing all night is a good look for me I think Good morning, I am so tired.
kebechet: I’m experiencing Ass Envy. Ah the oh-so-difficult “Do I want that, or do I want to tap that?” question. …Pretty sure it’s “tap that”…
Hello, my darling perverts. As Victorian Women Sitting Naked on Swings was such a resounding success, I give to you Victorian Women Sitting Naked on Bicycles. The logical conclusion to racy behavior of those shocking and inappropriate velocipedestriennes
Someday I may get to a point where nothing about Victorian porn strikes me as weird. Today is not that day.
victorianerotica: Â classic Sneak preview of a little thing I’m working on for you all…
critiquing your dick pics with love
alittlewhos-this: thosenaughtyvictorians: vintage-addicted: I’m like…70% sure he’s licking her teeth. Also they’re wearing matching socks? It’s no wonder she had to take the lead and peg him in the other shots, this guy clearly has no idea
vintage-addicted: I’m like…70% sure he’s licking her teeth. Also they’re wearing matching socks?
vintage-addicted: Hello and happy new year! I am in vacation in the damp Northwest! Have some proof that someone at one point thought it would be a good idea to make a dress out of something that looks like a bedspread in a hunting lodge! …actu
I guess that chick finally got so bored she fell asleep…
You guys. His beard. His. Fucking. Beard. Every time I see it, it’s just as good.
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notamorningbird: alexdallymacfarlane: cauda-pavonis: teratomarty: Someone asked in private about the identity of “that orange boomerang thing†in my dildo collection. It is a double-ended dildo for use by two people at once.  The first time I
Victorian Women Sitting Naked on Swings. You’re welcome.
antique-erotic: I hold my hands up, this is mere trickery! Frivolous fakery for your amusement! Merry Christmas, dear readers, for all those who celebrate it. In the Edwardian era creative card manufacturers would produce prettily decorated pieces such
vintage-addicted: Someday I’m actually going to do a compilation post of all the pictures I’ve found of Victorian chicks sitting naked on swings. Someday.
In celebration of getting straight A’s my first term of grad school, have a a glorious confluence of a Silly Hat Woman, striped socks with garters, horrifying prints and a wonderful mustache. Ahhh, yes, delicious.
antique-erotic: Well that’s a creative pose. Good morning tumblr! Have…whatever the fuck this is!
vintage-addicted: In which man legs continue to be the most awkwardly entertaining thing on this tumblr to me. The only way this could be better is if he was wearing sock garters.
Look at this suave motherfucker with his ‘chops and his snazzy coat and his arm in a damn fencing position. There’s a penis/sword metaphor in there somewhere but I’m too distracted by his glorious manliness to find it.
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Have a chick tied to a cross to make up for all the not-porn I’ve been posting. Sorry, I just really like interacting with you all. (For future reference, I tag everything that isn’t porn “not porn” or “gratuitous text
Insects have limited facial expression. We all know how much I love stupid facial expressions, and really, nothing beats primates for those. I mean, look at this motherfucker
vintage-addicted: Obligatory horn-blowing double entendre
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Several photographs of that lesbian foursome stitched together for your viewing pleasure. In other news, it’s fucking cold here, I can’t feel my feet and I hate winter.
Ask her to have a word with her manfriend about his footwear choices, as well. For the sanity of the rest of us. ;) <3
Hahaha, please tell me you’re going to show it to her and demand she stop hogging the time machine.
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I could talk about the hats. I could talk about the religious fetishism. I could talk about her bored expression or the hideous couch or the fact that backdrop makes even less goddamn sense than normal but every time I look at this picture the only thing
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And speaking of garish prints in eye-searing combinations holy jesus, what the fuck was wrong with people?! My eyessssssssss
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I have named her Mistress Bertha, in case anyone is interested.
elzebrook: The last of the Preston Castle shoot. I swear I’ll stop after this. Unless someone sends me more where I look fucking fantastic. Ugh this shoot was so great.
So this happened, and now I’m squeeing, because they’re kind of a thing in the steampunk community, and I met/saw them at Nova Albion this year, and they’re hilarious, and I know my nerd is showing, but holy crap, the Aether Brigade
disco-nun: And that would be the Victorian porn bunting that I made. [All featured images found here] Oh my goodness, you’ve done arts and crafts! This is amazing!Â
Ye olde 69
Today I am thankful for Victorian and Edwardian women having sex in ridiculous hats and the 830 of you who find it as entertaining as I do. And hard cider. I am thankful for that too. I love you all, dear followers. I promise that’s not just the
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