Those Naughty Victorians (thosenaughtyvictorians.tumblr.com)
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elzebrook: By Swift Moon Photography Ok this is my new favorite picture of myself. wheeeeeeeee I’m a shameless attention whore look how pretty
I have survived Plague Part Two! Have a woman getting fucked whilst wearing a ridiculous bonnet! Huzzah!
antique-erotic: Although my selection of studio photographs usually features double portraits of affectionate gentlemen sitting together, I happened across this picture taken in the Floridsdorf district of Vienna, c.1900, and was so struck by the spectac
How you know I’m in this for the fashion and not the sex: I recognize pictures from this set not by their faces but by the flossing on her corset. If she ever takes it off I’m doomed.
Bizarre Victorian fact of the day...
wickedknickers: Sitting pretty.
Ok I understand why the dick-and-balls have chicken legs, but why in the name of ever-loving fuck do the vulvas have, what are those, deer legs? Just…why…
THAT IS A SMALL DOG THIS PICTURE MAKES ME VERY UNCOMFORTABLE NOW YOU CAN BE UNCOMFORTABLE TOO
Hello my darling perverts. I apologize for the lack of posts, but finals ate my brain and then this happened and we’ll just say I was time/space traveling for a while. Two things happened during my travels that concern you: 1) I acquired an
Right. I’m officially naming this woman St. Teresa. Thanks @mdwmffn.
There is just too much going on in on this set and it’s giving me a headache. Rug pattern, crochet stockings, a painted fan, a pillow covered in rope for some ungodly reason… I need an advil.
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Aww, we turned two! And we’re over three hundred posts! Milestones all around. My little baby historical pornography tumblr. We’ve come so far. Thank you all so much, this would be pointless without you darlings. <3 <3 <3
antique-erotic: A sixth and so far final photograph of those French boys (the rest can be seen tagged here). The chair-balancing looks none too comfortable, but I love the casual attitude of the other chap - such a funny photograph. My memory may not
I’m trying to come up with a good name for this kind of strangely athletic posing. Sexcrobatics? Sex-pilates? Sexercise? What do you think?
I want to be friends with these people.
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vensuberg: This rather ordinary photo (posted today) is notable for its background. There is a reproduction of a bust by Franz Xaver Messerscmidt on th table behind the figures. Most of M.’s works have similar bizarre expressions leading to suspicion
what the fuck
Adorable ladies with their adorable stockings being adorable.
Somehow, this feels like an awkward selfie. Ye Olde Unenthusiastic Snapchat.
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Reblog if it is 104% okay to come to your ask and just say 'Hi can we be friends and then start asking you random questions.
I really don’t understand how in every single picture from this set, this chick looks like some sort of saint looking devotedly at Jesus or whatever. Woman, what is your face.
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antique-erotic: A gorgeous scene from Wilhelm von Gloeden, on the familiar terrace of Plüschow’s home in Posillipo outside Naples. It appears he even borrowed the black-trimmed leopardskin so often featured in his cousin’s pictures, as the signatur
I like to think this spindly legged table collapsed shortly after this picture was taken, giving everyone involved a great story to tell at the pub. Seriously, that table cannot be safe.
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In which we see more of silly hat man’s glorious mustache. I do love a good Victorian mustache.
Can it be? Another Naked Swing Woman? Ah, yes, today is a good day, my friends.
zyanuro: Vintage lesbian porn. I have survived the plague! Have some celebratory lesbians!
antique-erotic: I…have…no idea. This is without doubt one of the oddest efforts at being erotic that the previous century ever offered up. I…what… I mean, we’ve seen some weird stuff on this tumblr, my dears, but this is…
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I live in hope that one day I will come across a picture from this set that has oral sex happening, so I can make some sort of “____, it’s what’s for dinner” joke.
vintage-eros: A Victorian Threesome circa 1870s Europe, from the antique erotica vaults at DeltaofVenus.com. I swear to God I’ve seen that couch and that ottoman in another picture. Sometimes I think there were only, like, three different studios
I really have nothing to say, I just think these ladies are adorable.
Everything about this picture is just…SO awkward.
elzebrook: Photography by Bruce Jenkins Model/hair/makeup is me These make me feel like I’m in some modern fairy tale AU. I like it. Ok, I’m done reblogging this shoot now. Probably.
Nonsensical painted backdrop: check Incredibly awkward posing: check Horrible patterned fabric: check Glorious waxed mustache: check Mod contentedly sighing because this feels like coming home: check
elzebrook: Photography by Bruce Jenkins Hair/makeup/model is me I’m so fucking cute I don’t even know what to do with myself. ^_^ New shots up over at my personal tumblr. In case the 300 or so new followers I suddenly developed over the last month
Yep, still the ugliest hat ever…maybe she’s praying for God to give her better taste in headgear… Also guess who had another photoshoot this weekend, I will at some point soon subject you to more pictures of myself, mwahahahaaaa
This chair why is this chair why Also, props to the hilarious proto-photoshop ejaculate. But mostly why chair why
happybdsm: (Via Chross) Literally everything about this picture makes me happy.
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vintage-addicted OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I FOUND IT THIS IS THE BEST OF THINGS
beatonna: frenchhistory: Penis tree Roman de la Rose, France 14th century. Français 25526, fol. 106-160r (compillation contains fols. 106v, 111v, 160r) @credits hmmmm no wait no hmmmm Because everyone needs a penis tree.
discardingimages: phallic steed Decretum Gratiani with the commentary of Bartolomeo da Brescia, Italy 1340-1345. Lyon, BM, Ms 5128, fol. 100r YEP.